Sunday Hekaya: Makosa!!!!

Ubongo · October 22, 2017, 5:03pm

Unfortunately that’s what is happening in many homesteads, maboch wengi huwa wanasukumwa na vijana wa boma and still proceeds to share with the man of the house

Guru · October 22, 2017, 5:09pm

And if the botch has a deadly disease, it sweeps them all.

Mzalendo · October 22, 2017, 5:32pm

I remember a similar story that happened in Langata about 12 years ago. The dad, mum n 2 boys gone.

system · October 22, 2017, 5:33pm

Ati houseboy? Even that one isn’t safe. Kwanza kama yeye ni Male momo, kuna watu hii kijiji wanaweza kamua yeye HKM. Hahaha

system · October 22, 2017, 5:43pm

Mboch kwangu and with my Kuria izanoooo. Unless then akuwe mshosh. My Kush has a roving eye. BTW naskia about Kenyans and sexuality.

system · October 22, 2017, 5:54pm

That is just disgusting…you cannot knowingly eat where your offspring has eaten. Whether you are a man or a woman.

Absolutely disgusting and wrong.

system · October 22, 2017, 5:57pm

Yes Mzalendo/Guru. So many folk have died…

system · October 22, 2017, 6:09pm

This is no different from workplace sexual harassment-Harvey Weinstein style. Shameful.

upepo · October 22, 2017, 7:37pm

Chunga sana.You will be shocked to discover the boys are advanced copies of you; irredeemably corrupted. I won’t go into the nauseating details.

inzhener_otmetka · October 22, 2017, 7:59pm

The boy is the father of the man!

x-trail · October 22, 2017, 8:01pm

It happened btw famo yote iliendaga hivyo

It_s_Le_Scumbag · October 22, 2017, 8:35pm

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david_mugo · October 22, 2017, 8:49pm

papa poyii na poyii

Baba_Toto · October 23, 2017, 1:01am

Mara kwa mara tunasema qoomer haina meter ama counter.
Even if 1000 pipes enter it or 100 or 10, it is still the same.

Mathaais · October 23, 2017, 5:04am

In the thread by @Guru on initiation, @pseudonym places the blame squarely on the men in society as having failed.
Going by this thread and regular confessions by talkers on this forum it’s evident many men of the house view the mboch as a fair target and will wait for the opportune moment to strike.
My question to the above mentioned pinkies and @Mrs4thletter, @Purple and other married pinkies,when the man of the house engages in an affair with the maid right in your house under your nose, does it signal a failure by you as the woman of the house?

system · October 23, 2017, 5:23am

Did I say that really? You did not get my point at all…again.
I stated that Men should be responsible for the boy child initiation and they cannot do that as absentee dads or uncles.

I cannot relate to this. It cannot happen in my house, will never happen in my house because I am not married to a man suffering from inferiority complex.

Ice_Cube · October 23, 2017, 5:30am

waah digging the same mine with your father… despicable maze. Hata huyo mboch naye amejaribu. Hope the story never leaks to the wife. She will be so conflicted maybe even for the rest of her life

Mbo-I-kamiti · October 23, 2017, 5:35am

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
reminds me of a greek saying
‘… mbele ya wanaume ni nduma’

system · October 23, 2017, 5:50am

Thagichu:

This story was narrated by a “friend”, so don’t throw missiles at me.

This guy is married to a Woman’s Guild chairlady. They have three kids, the firstborn a university boy. The rest are small, so they keep a misbotch.

So one day, they went upcountry for some family function. They have built a family house there. When returning, they left the university boy there to do some cleaning and some other chores helping shushu. He came later in the course of the week, but then left for some visit to Malindi. The weekend that followed, the couple needed to return to ushago. They remembered they hadn’t collected the house keys from the boy. So they called him and asked where are the keys. Kijana akasema they are in a trouser pocket somewhere in his suitcase in the house. Dad decided to open the suitcase and search for the keys. He found them, but he also did what every normal man would do. He looked further. Makosa number 1, coz in one of the suitcase pockets, he found some CDs, several packs, and several half-used sets. So mnajua pack iko na tatu, some angepata iko moja ama mbili. He never talked about it to anyone then. Story ikaisha.

Then came erections elections, and the guy closed office for the whole erections week. Wife job kama kawaida. That’s when he noticed the misbotch had a bigger asset than he had thought. Si you know that view when the mboch is doing chores around the house kama amefunga leso, mostly with nothing underneath and the visible pantie line when she bends? Hypocrites will say they don’t know, but those who are saved like me acknowledge that it brings out the figure of the woman 132%. If you’re keen, you may extrapolate the curves all the way to the cat. That’s a lesson best taught by @Kasighau . @Luther12 may also recall something from his anatomy classes in 1982 pale UON.

Back to the erections week. The guy is lazing on a sofa while the mboch is bending a few feet away wiping the water dispenser. The wife is working. Kids are in school. That can only be recipe for one thing borrowing. And so he borrowed. As expected, his borrowing was denied with the words “baba *****, wachanga mchezo saa singine. Si unachua tunawesa patwo na mama **** tukifanya hii maneno”. Now, gentleman, when a lady uses such words, know one thing- you are no longer borrowing. Just work on logistics. She just needs assurance that its safe to engage in coitus without being caught by mama. And “my friend” knew that. So, he decided to leave it at that and work on the logistics. That was on Monday.

The erections week was long coz Thursday found him and the misbotch in the same scenario- home alone, leso, ass, TV, etc. As the mboch was wiping something on the wall, baba nanii stretched his hand and grabbed her by the puthy, Donald Trump style. The mboch reminded him of the imminent danger of the wife walking in on them. He had already covered his ass for such an eventuality. There’s an app called Fake SMS. Yule hajawai itumia bado ako baby class. So, there was an SMS “from the wife” saying ametumwa job machakos, and therefore she will be coming home a bit late in the evening. Si mnajua jam ya Mombasa road. He showed the message to the misbotch. " Baba ****, si ati nakataa kukupatieko, lakini saa hii siko safe days" was the reply. Obstacle number two, coz he never kept CDs in the house, and couldn’t risk being smitten to ashes by the Lord just in case he poured outside.

Then he remembered. The search for the keys. And the CDs in his boy’s suitcase. And the ass. But he figured out that if he took any, the boy would notice and definitely suspect the dad coz they are the only two men in the house, plus he’s the only one who had been into that suitcase. So he suggested that he goes out to buy some CDs.

“Baba nanii, wacha kwenda. Wacha nikuchukulie zingine naonanga hapa kwa *****”, and she dashed off to the boy’s bedroom. She wasn’t guessing coz a few secs later, she came back with a pack. Dad questioned how she knew. She said anaonanga penye anazitoanga.

Well, “my friend” ate the cat, but he knew he has shared with his son.

:D:D Funny and well narrated. Hizo anatomy lessons ni muhimu!

system · October 23, 2017, 5:55am

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D