alternatively, send a private jet to pick me up…after i have checked my bank account
Wewe, unataka msichana ama hutaki? You do what you are told sio kuleta negotiations hapa.
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i had to drag him by the foreskin…:)…had missed using that word without feeling like am offending someone…
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Inbox me your digits.Am game…
Nataka Bwanaa…By the time she comes back there will be Hekaya on how Foreskins are good…
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What a way to come back. With a proposal to boot…
Welcome back Ja-kiino.
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aish…hii sio klist…
yani you guys can smell him?..
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Sema mongoose Oyugi?
ati wataka bwana tena?..
Nataka wewe…Donge?
Who the hell is Jakihii?
…si muache kwanza angalau atoe viatu:) 
Kwani kuna watu wa Zimmerman Hapa?
Honestly Sweets,how many laps can you do in a 400M track on a good day bila kuchoka?
…in my days i was an athlete…won several certs…ebu wacha i ran from mtwapa to mombasa town nione:)
Don’t tell us what you have set aside… We’ll tell you what to set aside…First things first, Crate moja ya Stoney Kubwa kwa meza na opener…
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Mimi nilinunulia huyu msichana kamisi akienda High School and for that I decided to make them seven crates.
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Okay shemeji,Set the conditions.Hope when we reach consensus you will hold Supu for me in line with our traditions.
Seven crates will come.Also as a sign of appreciation i will dispatch 7 thongs,Do you have any colour preference?