Tale of my lesbian room-mate..Pt 2 b (wankers’ version)

[MluhyaMsapere]

Ferk… This is the best hekaya!

[kiLo]

Huyu ni @Chloe
Poa sana. Brung some more!

[Koolibah]

@ol monk

There was a man or is it boy who stormed in asking for matchsticks can’t see that part and that’s the moment she got out nothing graphic happened.

she said that was a curtain raiser to a long night Mr. Matchstick will walk in later and turn a threesome into a foursome. the matchstick is a clitical character in this story

[madova]

Wawawa.thirst is real.speed dial asap to contain these ideas from tearing the small head apart.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Kidinyi

Can only think of two; @junkie ama @kush yule mnono

@Kidinyi

@kingolonde = @mabenda4

Kwani huyu @Kidinyi ni thirdman ama, akona upolisi sana

[junkie]

@Kidinyi

Can only think of two; @junkie ama @kush yule mnono

hapana taja elders ovyo ovyo

[trish]

@Ice_Cube

FYI was Puthe her real name or nickname or it was chosen to spice up the story @trish ?

Hahaha that ain’t her real name. Nilikosa jina and that was the closest I came to guessing

[trish]

Hehe as much as the story has a funny ending, that ain’t me.

Kabuda, wololo I gave my version and nothing sinful happened. It was true I was saved by the drunk kiberiti guy

[trish]

Hehe as much as the story has a funny ending, that ain’t me.

Kabuda, wololo I gave my version and nothing sinful happened. It was true I was saved by the drunk kiberiti guy

[danji1]

@trish

Hehe as much as the story has a funny ending, that ain’t me.

Kabuda, wololo I gave my version and nothing sinful happened. It was true I was saved by the drunk kiberiti guy

Are you still religious? Saved?

[Kidinyi]

@trish

Nilikosa jina and that was the closest I came to guessing

So ukaona @Stony ndilo jina poa?

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Kidinyi

So ukaona @Stony ndilo jina poa?

Hiyo ni kucheza na kinywaji cha @Unicorn

[PepoPunda]

Why is @trish using anaa handle? A blue one kwanza. My boner just died. Consistency Trish…Aaargh hapo umeniangusha. B proud and stop multihandling…

[trish]

@danji1

Are you still religious? Saved?

of-cos,

@PepoPunda huyo si mimi banaa. That second story just raped me

[trish]

@Ka-Buda

Excellent ending!
Now the small matter of un-earthing the mystery of who @Stony really is. All we know so far is that @Stony joined KTalk today…
I have a few suspects in mind and here they are;

@Stony = @trish (probably too embarrassed to own up to the fact that she has a lesbian past)

@Stony = Any of these Horny men on KTalk who have been watching too much porn…

The mystery deepens…

Hahahahha Nooooo. Never…How can that be embarassing? Heheheh a lesbian past is just that. A kastory to share with my future son(s) and tell them been there…done that. But unfortunately, I didnt

[Ka-Buda]

@trish

Hahahahha Nooooo. Never…How can that be embarassing? Heheheh a lesbian past is just that. A kastory to share with my future son(s) and tell them been there…done that. But unfortunately, I didnt

I love you!..
I remember the first time i was suspended from school and me and my partner in crime Omosh were walking down to the bus stop after getting our matching orders and Omosh looked at my worried face and he told me …“Usijali Kabuda,hii story utaambia watoto wako”… (we had been suspended for stealing Githeri from the kitchen before dinner time). Many years later i told my boy that story and he almost pissed himself laughing.
I wonder what kind of reaction you will get when you tell your daughter ati asikuletee,you have a lesbian past…hehehehehe…

[trish]

@Ka-Buda

I love you!..
I remember the first time i was suspended from school and me and my partner in crime Omosh were walking down to the bus stop after getting our matching orders and Omosh looked at my worried face and he told me …“Usijali Kabuda,hii story utaambia watoto wako”… (we had been suspended for stealing Githeri from the kitchen before dinner time). Many years later i told my boy that story and he almost pissed himself laughing.
I wonder what kind of reaction you will get when you tell your daughter ati asikuletee,you have a lesbian past…hehehehehe…

hahahaha…maybe will add that other girls’ lips aint as sweet as they seem
But since mine was just a ka almost happened, sidhani will tell her