TBT:Rumours that spread back in the day..

Shaw was certified gangsta

then the rumours that surrounded the deaths of wanugu and wacucu,the media reported it like a movie…and we actually thought Daniel Seroney was our kenyan chuck noris

If someone jumps over your legs you’ll become short.
Ukiangalia kwa mirror usiku utakuwa mnyambis

mbuzi tano hapo calif zilikua zinachapa roundi hadi sides za Aquinas High,kuna time eti msee alibonda moja ikabidi aende kujishataki kwa mwenyewe ju alikua mganga mashuhuri kutoka pale tizzy

Rungu ya moi ilikua na red button (there’s a stone on it though) akifinya tu hivi,jeshi inamwagika kumprotect…pia ilikua detonator of some sort:confused:

watu wa kijey wanakumbuka pale kwa bridge ya kuenda ladhies kulikua na jini refu,ukisalimika inaachana na wewe,otherwise…

ukirukwa utazaa mbilikimo…hmmmmm?

HATA @Motokubwa

Ukieka sticker ya zile chewing gum za happy tym kwa mwili yako,the monster on the sticker will come visiting you while sleeping.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…well i heard of the mbuzi na ati zilikuwa zinavuka nairobi river(kanaroh) zikienda AQ na hazisink though sikuwai ziona…iyo ya jini nayo sikuiskianga but …wah…iyo ni kali mse:D:D:D:D

na ingine pia ilkuwa inastick kama temporary tatoo ati inakunyonya damu

Zile magnet kwa belt made men impotent.

meanwhile kuna ingine tuliambiwa ati ukiscratch airtime card na kucha cancer zote zinakungoja

[ol]
[li]Niikiwa lower primary, tukachapiwa ukiokota pesa iko na portrait ya Man Toro, unatema mate kiasi on top to confirm he isn’t breathing before using the mullah.[/li][li]Wanugu ama sijui ni Wacucu raided State House alafu akapatwa na flying squad so he escaped through the plumbing system kikikiki.[/li][li]Some mathrees were rumored to belong to devil worshippers and eti had blood taints kwa numberplate such as Heavy D ya Dando…that apparently meant ‘Heavy Devil’ :D[/li][/ol]

hiyo ya wanugu hungeskiza watu wa base otherwise…na ati alitokea ruai …iyo ya mat kwanza tinted…Drama ya route 58 had tinted windows na ilikuwa ukiingia unanyonywa damu…

I realize that I had a very innocent and protected childhood. Wengine hapa,no wonder they have mental and psychological issues…

hehee…tuseme ni kama tumatusi tumeanza ama?

And also anyone who got wealthy superquickly was said to have joined “the church”….ucio neh wa kanitha karea ngweraga

na pia ukipata pesa imeangushwa usichukue juu utashikwa na stye…aka mbatata

Gari yoyote iko na hewa na tinted windows mwenyewe ni devil worshipper

the “defowoshipa” wave ilikuwa imeshika sana…kwanza uonekane ni kama umedosika dosika a few months after death of a loved one…sanasana your child…huna bahati…“ehh…ata hiyo pajero ni ule mtoto alipeana sacrifice”

Dr. Ouko committed suicide by shooting himselof, then he set his body on fire and dumped himself near Got Alila.
Smh.

and are the rumours on njonjo suits true?