Man, I’d really love one of these Ostrich drawn chariots. Sasa hii ndio cheki maneno kamili.
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litete/litakalla. Used to roast them on sticks.
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Clip the hind legs.
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Parare/Banzi.
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wewe ni wetu boss, you get [SIZE=6]100 marks.[/SIZE]
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When I think about it now kung’oa
odede miguu seems so cruel
hehhehehehe, real Throwback.
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btw, what happened to Malkiat Singh? Does anyone know his whereabouts?
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He was on the trend with Mandondo last year.
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one of the very first white elephants
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i still curse the clown who killed this station.
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arohia nda agishunga
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The 1[SIZE=1]St Thing [/SIZE][SIZE=4]U Would Cut Off The Rear Limbs So As To Disable The Ability To Hop.[/SIZE]
Inaitwa
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Very cool pictures but sadly I can’t relate too young too damn young
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There was no way a real kihii would wash with this soap alafu aende achekwe na wenzake, heri hio kuoga ikae. sabuni yetu ilikua ni lifebuoy. Hii tuliachia kina @Supu don roho swafi.
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hehehehehehe, and you call yourself Mzee Mzima, Gerrrarahia
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We were entomologists of some sorts. There were also these yellow insects tulikua twawaita Fatuma Mchafu and also some we called Ng’ombe, these ones had horn like protrusion on their heads would spin around if you dropped headfirst. I miss those days growing up in the coast.
Children are the most cruel human beings. They are little sociopaths, it’s just that they lack resources to execute meaningful destruction.
I remember growing up we had some common names like Bakari, Omari, Swaleh e.t.c. Now this provided a problem in that whenever you called out one of those names you’d get about five respondents. Sasa, to solve this kids would pick out the most outstanding physical feature of a person and pair it with their name. So we ended up having names like:-
Omari - Makengeza ( Cross-eyed)
Saidi - Matege ( Knocked Kneed )
Omari - Rangla ( Bow-Bow-legged)
Yusuf - Bitwa [(I] Big-headed[/I])
Swaleh - Kigugumizi ( Stutterer )
Sele - Machobangi ( Bloodshot eyes)
Omondi - Kikono
Fatuma- Macho sinia
Rukia - Kishingo
Sometimes they would pick on mannerisms:-
Bakari - Kikojozi ( This guy smelled of pee all the time and would try to mask it by spraying ile marashi ilikuwa inaitwa Cobra. This guy stank.)
Dullah - Madushi ( Used to sell doves)
Salim -Sopu sopu ( Wimpy kid)
Iddi - Mashuzi ( You seriously want an explanation for this? )
Adamu - Machempo ( Was really good at doing front flips. )
If you did this right now as a grownup utachukiwa sana juu ya kuwa insensitive.
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:D:D:D:D:D:D
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hahahahha mnajipaka life buoy kukinyesha ukiwa date unaanza kulia ovyo ovyo sabuni ikiingia kwa macho…nice memories right there…weka sa satin sheen 
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Kutoa hizo jumpers, gitarareki. Then proceed to roast.
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@Deorro, ulitumia hizi vitu?
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