Thank God for the Nduthi guy

[Colombo-Combolo]

Siwes soma, eyedrops zilikwisha, siwes haribu lense zangu hapa

[bjurmann]

@kush yule mnono

More confused than before I read this masterpiece. So mtu wa nduthi anaingilia wapi …

Mimi Kush naingilia wapi Mimi?

[Chief_Chef]

[SIZE=6]Thank God for the Nduthi guy…[/SIZE]

Nduthi guy then found us…

[system]

@gikuyu maliza hekaya

[jerrydubiz]

Kijana! You’re retarded!

[jerrydubiz]

Kijana! You’re retarded!

[blueline]

Sioni!

[Shuma_mre_dani]

Utawala.tukaingia kwa local yangu.My local pub is so small you literary have to shake everyones’ hand.As usual i ordered my Summit na yeye aka itisha panty remover.

Guyz the funny thing is that this mamaa does not wear panties at all at all to work!!

[/QUOTE]

Sasa hapo umesemaaaaaaa?

[pamba]

Huyo brownskin namonanga ruai pale shelter Villa.

[Adeudeu]

@gikuyu

a do

*ado

@gikuyu

staki

*sitaki

@gikuyu

seroulsy

*seriously

@gikuyu

marketing manger

marketing *manger? You realise manger ni sahani ya ng’ombe

@gikuyu

Gikuyu:hakuna shida

*chida.

@gikuyu

wired silence

*chida ingine.

[Chief_Chef]

@gikuyu

.kumbe watu wangu

leta hekaya mzima…till then sisi si wako

[Nattydread]

@gikuyu

Without further a do.I have this single mother not far from my diggz.she is so beautiful,a light skinned kalenjin may be in her late 30s.she has a very cute face has dark lips, an ass to die.very good thighs,words can’t explain how soft her inner thighs are smooth and seroulsy soft my nigga!sometimes i ask myself whether she is really kalenjin,me najua wakale ni dark skin.

How we met is story for another day.She has a nice car,i guess bought for by her husband ,although she has a good income as a marketing manger.once in a while she drops me to work .Her husband is abroad but she has a boyfriend in kenya who she never shy’s away of telling me how he bonked her seriously last Saturday and that she will not need my d*ck today.hio story huni chosha sana.

lady x: Gikuyu i don’t need your d*ck,i was properly screwed jana so wee tulewe tu
Gikuyu:hakuna shida,but don’t you think its unfare to baba x ata kama ako majuu
lady x:i know but his far and i need a man
last year he came back to Kenya simply because because mresh alikua ana finywa na Kenyan dude na ana bonga na the husband kwa tenje fortunately or unfortunately ali skia,mseh ali come na ndege ya the coming month.

Hata useme aje @gikuyu, Osungu.dll imechapa excess. Sikuweza kupita hizo paragraph tatu. Some tips, na usikasirike.

1. Capitalize your first letter and proper nouns such as peoples’ names, places, etc.
2. Punctuation: do not just bandika commas and periods all over like a mad man. They are used to separate ideas and to end completed sentences. Every time you use a comma or period, add a space.
3. Go through your text at least once and correct the spelling. Use auto-correct if available
4. Choose a style. Are you going to call people ‘niggaz’ and pretend that you’re in Chicago, use modern Sheng and fake Oboho, or basically go all shiny-eyed rural like Wanjohi original?

[gikuyu]

si mgoje ni malize story bana…

[gikuyu]

@Nattydread

Hata useme aje @gikuyu, Osungu.dll imechapa excess. Sikuweza kupita hizo paragraph tatu. Some tips, na usikasirike.

1. Capitalize your first letter and proper nouns such as peoples’ names, places, etc.
2. Punctuation: do not just bandika commas and periods all over like a mad man. They are used to separate ideas and to end completed sentences. Every time you use a comma or period, add a space.
3. Go through your text at least once and correct the spelling. Use auto-correct if available
4. Choose a style. Are you going to call people ‘niggaz’ and pretend that you’re in Chicago, use modern Sheng and fake Oboho, or basically go all shiny-eyed rural like Wanjohi original?

well said

[gikuyu]

@jokes on you

Ata mimi niko confused.

well,i don’t know what name to give her but she has been alone for a very long time,the husband is in UK.But like i said she has a boyfriend in Kenya who happens not to be me.i don’t know the name to give her other than 'single mom"

[gikuyu]

@bollingo

Seconded …

wacha za matusi.just ask for clarification and i will be glad to do so.break a leg

[gikuyu]

@bollingo

Hata mimi naulisa mbloo …

hii story ni ndefu bado sija maliza.ndio nataka kumalizia.nili ku busy.mseh wa nduthu ali park next na gari time karibu dem akalie d&ck.soooo take a chill pill

[the_shit]

@Prometheus

How much is a bullet? Just one?

80 bob i guess

[Niferd]

Kwani uyu single mother tena ako married ;)

[mentor]

The lady has a husband,& a boy friend,? How the f**k does she become single mother tena,