That Dark Side...

kendez_mendez · March 18, 2016, 7:38am

@Unicorn i have such a dick let me inbox you nikupe dick

Guru · March 18, 2016, 8:02am

So, this online dating is real. I should try it. Lemme go to my inbox now and sample.

Meria_Mata · March 18, 2016, 8:04am

na ulete hekaya

Tommy_Lee_Sparta · March 18, 2016, 8:13am

kumbe madame hutafuta Lanye pia

Guru · March 18, 2016, 8:23am

Wee mambo ya inbox hukaa huko

system · March 18, 2016, 8:27am

i think her initials GN actually

wong · March 18, 2016, 8:28am

tukutane huko,mimi ndiye nilikuomba kwanza

Slartibartfast · March 18, 2016, 8:34am

What did you just do to yourself… I can already hear the sound of a thousand lurkers rushing in.

kawambui · March 18, 2016, 8:47am

hehehe…
it seems created burr a nice hekaya nonetheless.
i missed you sweetpea.
@Unicorn you can do better than this as a comeback from down earth

TopCat · March 18, 2016, 8:52am

Awesome @Unicorn. Awesome!
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aviator · March 18, 2016, 8:57am

Basi namjua huyu nresh.

It_s_Le_Scumbag · March 18, 2016, 9:13am

Ndakuire na ndikuriuka… I have nothing more to say except thhat you won our contest hands down…

Zee · March 18, 2016, 9:58am

waaah saizi @Unicorn wetu angekua kwa basement ya mtu ndani ya freezer…izi tabia za kuokota watu online sio mzuri

mr_shairman · March 18, 2016, 11:27am

@Unicorn ugethubutu hako kamzae hii hekaya igekuwa ju ya majumb start sessions rather than izo mapure niceness unadai.

Bingi · March 18, 2016, 5:44pm

And u surely came back with your other handle SIZE=1[/SIZE]

danji1 · March 20, 2016, 12:19pm

Unicorn:

Relationships rituals can be time consuming and emotional draining. Sometimes, some of us get to a point where you wanna fulfil your sexual desires without that whole process that comes with dating. You just wanna meet someone who’s gonna make your blood boil and basically just ferk like wild animals and later everyone goes home happy.

I was a young and attractive in a foreign land (I’m still attractive but not so young anymore). In all honesty, I could have been able to score an above average man in terms of looks and intellect but I just wanted a label-free kinda ‘relationship’; which blurs lines and only works until it doesn’t …and what a better place to find such other than Craigslist.

So, I created an account there and stipulated exactly what I was looking for and included a little bit about myself; nothing major, just some stuff to help out the other party to know what they are gonna get themselves into. Within 20 minutes, had over 50 replies. Haha, I didn’t really know inter-racial sexual fantasy is a popular thing until then.

Anyway, there was one email that caught my attention and I responded. He sounded like everything I wanted at that time and so we set the time to meet up that very same day. No time wasting… I had my tools of seduction ready; not forgetting my pepper spray and my Swiss knife just to be safe…you never know. When I got to the agreed place, he was already there, the person who opened the door was not the person in the photo I had seen before….He was old, at least in his 60s, so fat, long grey beard and he was wearing blue latex gloves; I don’t know what the gloves were for. Despite my ‘horniness’, there was no way I was gonna let that old man have me. Yeah, I may have had loose morals just like ya’ll judgemental people are thinking but still…no way. I just got into my car and drove off.

I went through the rest of the emails and there was this guy who had a…different cock, I mean, to date, I have never seen such a cock. I had to test it, I just had to, besides, he looked attractive but after the first incidence, i had to be sure that he was really the one in the photo to avoid disappointment. Eventually, we Skyped and what followed was an epic journey, a journey of a thousand orgasms…To date, that was the best cock I have ever had. I mean, it was so awesome that it’s gonna need a whole thread dedicated to it. I’LL BE BACK!

Welcome back!

Diffre · March 21, 2016, 2:15am

Karibu…