That one day in life...

[Simiyu22]

When it rains it pours. Being nice to people, and a job, thats all the prerequisites required.

[pipita]

Iko siku it rained three on me. ukweli wa maneno is the final chick nli ng’ang’ana sana kufikisha third shot.

[fishmonger]

@kitaka19

I concur,at one time during my raving days I could properly bang up to 4 different whores an evening, of course after taking some hard stuff …I still marvel at the daring feat back then…

fisked

[system]

Hehehehe hekaya swafi sana

[Grundy]

@dude

There comes a time in a bachelor’s life Mungu hukukumbuka. When it reaches a point ur dic forms contours to match your favorite palm and it generally looks like imekukasirikia, devine pu**y intervention ni muhimu.
Such a day happened to me back nikiishi mayakos. A long term friend finally decided to come over for super after job. I made sure ingredients za chakula ziko but i didn’t cook. Na wine. (It never lets me down) Something about a lady in skirt or dress gets to me. Alipofika tu in the tight official dress up, i felt abdala flexing. Leo ni leo! The wine worked magic. Friendship boundaries were trashed. shot ya kwanza while water was boiling… And continued through the night like a boss. Na morning roundi ya mwisho bila CD. Siku ya kufa ni moja
Working ladies are the best kwa kujitoa, departure time: 0540hrs

Nikiwa bed enjoying the post threshold sleep naskia knock. Kucheki, ni 0630hrs, thought she left something, only to find my young cousin’s friend from clubbing:
“naweza oga kwako please, siwezi enda home nikiwa hivi and i need to change. Hao maboy tulikuwa nao siwaoni poa… Your cuzo tried calling u but uko mteja” i remembered her from a bash i had hosted kwangu.
“Na kwani unakunywa wine ka dem?” i had to take the blame since hakukuwa na evidence of other company. After kunicheka for drinking wine juu ya loneliness, it wasnt hard to get slices. I mean, dem ameleweshwa na anakuja kutoa nguo kwako… Sadaka ntaongeza next church visit, promised myself. Shot moja ilinitosha. And while she was showering again nikawasha simu, texts mbili zikaingia: “im horny leo” “im on my way, niko kwa mat ya macha”
This was my FWB from nai, to her i was more, but haikuwa shida yangu. Beautiful yellow yellow kamba lady from who knew how to f**k, she would take family planning pills weeks before visiting coz hataki mchezo.

I had to get ready for her, which involved getting rid of the young lady kwa shower. Wasn’t hard, but not before apike a protein rich breakfast for her heavy head and my rejuvenation. Departure time: 1130hrs

Dem wa nairobi kufika, i tried delay tactics by having my boy, a neighbor, hang around to buy time to build an appetite. Dem alimshow roho safi atu excuse! I had to surmon all the energy in me kufikisha dem cloud 9 several times. Hadi time yake ya kuenda. Departure time 1800hrs.

On my way back home after kumsindikiza, nikaitia supermarket kununua cans kadhaa za kushukuru mwili. Nikapata na another ‘friend’ akimaliza shift yake as promoter wa Unilever products… Somehow accepts to pass by my place after seeing my kikapu with drinks. I returned the white cap cans and got a whiskey instead. Needless to say… Things went well. Shot moja tu. Departure time: 2130hrs

With whiskey in the system, and the good luck spree on my side, niliamua kufika hornbill to cap my day…

So wadau, always plants seeds kwingi, maintain good relations. Siku moja the stars line up and spell ur name

Weh, I’m sure it left you exhausted as ferk. The most I’ve done is two chicks in a day and it left me drained for almost a week.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@dude

Kwani wasee hakuna day umekula madem wanne? Wakifuatana? @kush yule mnono ukiland kenya, huweza panga mlolongo wa madem to catch up on lost time?

Wakifuatuana hapana but 3some nmerarua kiroho safi

[system]

A long term friend finally decided to come over for super after job.

kwani unauza petrol my fren!!!

[pamba]

Sponsors kujeni kidogo ,four chicks * 7 = 28 shorts in a span of 24 hrs.[ATTACH=full]127865[/ATTACH]

[kush_yule_mnono]

@pamba

Sponsors kujeni kidogo ,four chicks * 7 = 28 shorts in a span of 24 hrs.[ATTACH=full]127865[/ATTACH]

Huyo amepewa pambio muoto muoto

[pamba]

@kush yule mnono

Huyo amepewa pambio muoto muoto

Hehehe I’m trying to visualize this ninja after the 28 th round hio dehydration ,na kwani ni jogoo, I’m sniffing chilobasm in this hekaya.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@pamba

Hehehe I’m trying to visualize this ninja after the 28 th round hio dehydration ,na kwani ni jogoo, I’m sniffing chilobasm in this hekaya.

Hehe

[jinchuriki]

kama hii ni hekaya ni ya ukweli ebu ende kwa bar ama wharever alafu u give it to guys without changing a thing alafu ukuje utuambie the results. that is kama utarudi

[Nattydread]

Only bulls, lions and dogs behave this way, but that’s because God programmed them like robots. Once they smell secretions, they go insane.

You, @dude, are supposed to have a brain that can detect boredom, repetition monotony and soreness, and opt out.

Nice fiction nevertheless, with a puberal quality many of Ktalk’s fresh KCr recruits will appreciate.

[ntash]

As the shots increase they become less and far between till you start shooting blanks.
Because of changing lubrication the dick becomes sore.
This reminds of a certain yellow yellow. Then a church youth leader. By chance I got into her good books and was granted access to those goods.

I lived a lifetime. She used to wake me up on Saturdays at 6:45 to open for her. No breakfast,lunch or snacks. Pure sex.

I used to cum till I shoot blanks. Uon continuing, I stop cumming. We used to take a break then resume. Thats when I experienced pussy muscle pulls, queefs and twice on different occassions cant explain how it happened but Her pussy became wide open. As In I could see the spiral muscles linning inside without straining, with both eyes.

She used to leave at after thoroughly draining my balls. After Her weekend visit, I stayed without hard ons till Thursdays or fridays.

She used to have orgasms by imagining me and Her doing it.

Couldn’t handle Her guilt and constant remendials that we gonna burn in Hell. Had to let Her go.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@ntash

Couldn’t handle Her guilt and constant remendials that we gonna burn in Hell. Had to let Her go.

Hapo sawa … though hii remendials nayo inafaa iongezwe kwa lexicon