The best Hekaya ever on KTalk

Coomer ya mamako na kuchafua threads na umeffi

Tombwa matako…tomba mamako

Meffi. Concetrate to (your) Nanyuki Brothel diaries.

Otherwise , :meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi::meffi:

:D:D:D:D:D:D

you could also ‘embarrass’ her too , kwani ?

Honestly, this is a hekaya I would never want to read.

He used some metaphors which made it all the more enjoyable and hilarious! Which reminds me, @john ineo has been missing from these streets for quite some time.

Kali

“Haiya si utoe nguo ndio utaskia utamu wa Yesu”.
“I walked the stairs with the confidence of a rapist hadi kwa room(#69)”
“Huwezi ona halafu usikule, kwani we ni mganga, ushaniroga na macho?” Lazima uonje"

Ladies and gentlemen, these are what we call quotable quotes.

Weka the best basi

Sounds like TLS

first time i laghed but ukweli sijacheka repeat