The big announcement (season 2)

He will declare himself President

[SIZE=1]ajaribu tuone[/SIZE]

Uhuru cannot be sworn in as the PORK because election did not occur ni 25 constituencies.

[SIZE=2]sasa nataka ajaribu ndio ninunuliwe pizza :D:D:D[/SIZE]

Forrowing

He will demand that the Supreme Court forms a caretaker government as elections were not done in 25 constituencies.Funny thing is, if this happens, there will never be elections in Kenya. The people of any stronghold will block IEBC from conducting elections in their constituency if they think their candidate will lose.

  1. Nigga will give a list of corporates and products to boycott (Nation Mad[SIZE=2]ia[/SIZE] Group will not be in the list; they are following and landing on every Ojinga’s dump like toilet flies and splashing the sh!t on our screens to appease his a$$)
  2. Nigga will announce a date for his swearing in and announce his lineup of Luotenants
  3. Nigga will lie to his bewitched subjects that the 26/10 election is not valid without the 4 counties input (remember the nigga said there was no election)
  4. Nigga will talk about Msandos killers
  5. Nigga will announce mass action “across the country starting Wednesday”
  6. Orengotang will tell their subjects that they are moving to SCOK once @chebukatineza announces the presidential result

na unitumie kidogo na 2NK kwetu hazimei:D:D:D:D:D

Walai nimefukuzwa mara mbili

Just wondering, if RAO wasn’t on the ballot for the 26th, would he still have mandate to go to the Supreme Court to challenge the election? As a common mwananchi?

He will declare his home in Bondo to be the new state house and Kisumu the new capital city of the people’s republic of Kenya.

yes

Ok first ni shots fired at WSR for humiliating himself on International media

Then jibes at Uhuru for defeating voter turnout

Boycott protocols and whaat not.

Halafu tuimbe NRM anthem na class iwe dismissed

anthem ni mapambano?

NRM will get you to Canaan if you boycott the following products" Sugar, Waru, Shiro, Mashakura, Nduta e.t.c

utawala by juliani

atasema yeye ndio supreme commander ya chupi.

Atasema chebukati ni nusumkate mkati kati wa chiloba.

Watu wa Kibera wachome soko zote yeye ataleta samaki kutoka Naiurobi Dam.

Then he’ll say that Uhuru was rigged by ghosts and he got 3mirrions votes and Uhuru can’t beat him in an election and that’s why he’s resisting until he is given new ones in 180 days. He’ll travel abroad until he bends far enough for the mzungus to see until light from end to end…

But all we know he’ll say himself #RWNBEP!!!

NRM/ the other republic flag will be revealed or flown.

New flag. Secession talks and a lot of nonsensical keleles about going to the SCOK. Obviously in that announcement hatakosa kusema kimeibwo tena.

@Mrs4thletter , well played…First you direct me to the Nairobi Business Community alafu unakujia pizza. Sneaky!:):slight_smile:

A girl has got to try:D