The Bro Code VS Kunguru

[Simiyu22]

Hanging out with a married woman is a no. Unless you want to have sex with her. Now if you are friends and you hang out one off ( once in a blue moon) and it is unplanned, then it is ok. But regularly is a no. You will create situations you can’t handle.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@cortedivoire

I have this lady friend who I like to hangout with. Sasa this lady lives with a hubby na wako na a small baby.
Am also friends with the hubby sometimes we hangout together.
When we go alone out, she wants me to pay the bills za drinks and food. But siwezi lipa juu na jua after she is drunk ata pickiwa na hubby waende.
Anashinda akinitafuta let’s go for drinks and lunch but Mimi na mshow in advance kila mtu ajisort bill yake na anasema ni sawa. Kuna time alini invite drinks kwake Nika kataa.
Sasa shida ni Naona hubby Ana suspect something is going on juu everyone ule anatujua both us Wana tuliza kwani sisi ni fuckkmates juu we always together.
Wadau ni chukua slices ni disappear to the deepest corner of Amazon ama ni cut off huyu dem, juu Dem aki Anza kukulike chances utakuitia slices directly?

Kula mbali kizee. Would you like a guy to do that to you?

[Kingilbert]

@cortedivoire

I have this lady friend who I like to hangout with. Sasa this lady lives with a hubby na wako na a small baby.
Am also friends with the hubby sometimes we hangout together.
When we go alone out, she wants me to pay the bills za drinks and food. But siwezi lipa juu na jua after she is drunk ata pickiwa na hubby waende.
Anashinda akinitafuta let’s go for drinks and lunch but Mimi na mshow in advance kila mtu ajisort bill yake na anasema ni sawa. Kuna time alini invite drinks kwake Nika kataa.
Sasa shida ni Naona hubby Ana suspect something is going on juu everyone ule anatujua both us Wana tuliza kwani sisi ni fuckkmates juu we always together.
Wadau ni chukua slices ni disappear to the deepest corner of Amazon ama ni cut off huyu dem, juu Dem aki Anza kukulike chances utakuitia slices directly?

Lakini wewe ni fala, Sindio?

[Gikonyo]

Sharing is caring saidia jamaa kuongeza mileage

[Guy_Next_dooe]

@Mchezaji

Katiba yakijiji inasema waziwazi; mtu asiwai jaribu kuleta hekaya bila picha za hiyo mbochi anazungumuzia.

uko sure sio lens unataka safisha?

[new_handle]

Bro-Code should be a Rule of Thumb, But the Husband saw this coming, if i were married the first people who should stay far from my wife are my friends and close relatives. The issue is Women have low IQ and are easily lured by Men, i would rather she dish it to other parties rather than my close Circle.

[mtu_chuma]

@Simiyu22

Hanging out with a married woman is a no. Unless you want to have sex with her. Now if you are friends and you hang out one off ( once in a blue moon) and it is unplanned, then it is ok. But regularly is a no. You will create situations you can’t handle.

I can not hangout with a woman married or unmarried kama ctaki kumkula. For me if i invite a woman out then am planning on hitting that samosa as hard as i can. I have too many male friends who i hangout with so kunguru haiwezi kua rafiki tu not me.

[Haiwesekani]

Cut & run bruh, it shall end in cuts & tears.

[LeCamelRustler]

One of the dumb ways that people die.