The Carpenter

[Afro]

since a lot didnt make sense,is it not obvious you are just another share holder.
alafu in other news,do not get offended when i say a hate people who start sentenses with word like ‘ok…’
What i hate even more is the use of the phrase ‘as in…’
I tend to see this things as a sign of imaturity.

[Slartibartfast]

Huyo dem anmangwa lakini anakutaka bado ndio maana akaita huyo boy ama akaijadai analenga story zake ndio akuje. Whatever she did ndio boy akatokea mangware tena Sunday. Unajua boy anweza fanya hivyo kweli?

Dem anataka usikie wivu venye unasikia saa hii ndio urudi.

Kama ni mimi ningeinvite huyo boy ndani nimshow hata nilikua nimemaliza ni kutoka nilikua natoka. Akiingia nivae claddy kama namchapisha story then nijipe shughuli.

This way you get to be the one getting inbetween them and not the other way round.

Dem angeumwa sana.

Ama ni the other way round na wewe ndio ulikua bait.

[Mzee_mzima]

@Ole_Wenu

Kwanza usiwahi tuma bibi kupimisha kitanda kwa carpenter. Hapo ndio mambo huanza.
Bibi ya Uwes :-Aki unitengenezee kitanda mzuri strong’
Carpenter :-Nitakutengenezea kitanda strong ya hardwood ata mkienda mechi haitatoa makelele.
Uwes wife:-(blushing) Aki wewe ni naughty.
Carpenter :-Sio naughty, ata ukitaka tunaeza itest before upeleke home.
And that’s how Uwesmake’s wife alikuliwa na carpenter.

I could predict how this gay joke would end from your first paragraph

[Ole_Wenu1]

@Mzee mzima

I could predict how this gay joke would end from your first paragraph

You are an idiot.
A carpenter ferking a married woman is gay?

[Mr_Black]

Kuna ngoma ya Flexx na Juacali inaitwo nyundo saa hii ni TBT, skiza hio ujue vitu fundi alifanyia mali yako

[fisi_fc]

Hehehe unko uses must somehow be involved

[Mzee_mzima]

@Ole_Wenu

You are an idiot.
A carpenter ferking a married woman is gay?

It’s gay coz you’re the one who posted it

[system]

As I said I moved on. The lady is now a single mother. She started a relationship with a cop akawachwa mataani with a kid.

[anonymous60]

@Terrence_

Ok this is something that happened one year ago and I don’t know why it has crossed my mind today but I guess answers are needed.

I was at her place a year ago. She is now history as in tuliwachana. Anyways we were having lungula in the morning after a night out. Her crib is a bed sitter situated in Kayole. Then at around 8am we hear a knock. She asks ni nani? I heard some one shout out a name I did nt cram. She tells me ni fundi. So she wraps herself with a towel as she goes to open the door. I guess the towel was to tell whoever was knocking to ferk off coz lungula was going on.

She opens the door. Conversation that I thot would be short took alil longer. I also noticed the visitor flirting with my cat may be coz she was half naked covered only in a towel. Anyway Mimi kama ndume nikajipitisha hapo kwa door so that I catch a glimpse of this old carpenter or so I thot. Wapi kumbe the said carpenter was a kijana my age. Jamaa after seeing me just said vipii boss and then told my cat si tutaongea baadaye Pamela. Alafu let’s out a cheeky smile.

After lungula I questioned Pamela about the youthful carpenter. Ati oooh niliwekesha sofaset kwa shop yake sasa alikuwa anakuja kuniambia amemaliza. I was like really… On a Sunday morning? U serious. I normally used to leave her place at around 5pm to go home. So guys my qtn is did the carpenter come back and finish maneno? Give me honest answers coz I don’t care since hatuko pmja with the gal anymore.

Si i thought mliachana its really non of yo business moreso cause itakuhurt mbaya and why ask us si uende uulize jamaa … uliza ex kama anajua msee anaunda sofa coz unadai akisema zii budah ulicheswo akiidai anajua muitishe namba bonga na carpenter poa na si kwa simu mshow ni vile ulikuwa unadai kumarry atakushow kiroho safi though its nor really worth it she is not the last hoe you will meet

[system]

@anonymous60

Si i thought mliachana its really non of yo business moreso cause itakuhurt mbaya and why ask us si uende uulize jamaa … uliza ex kama anajua msee anaunda sofa coz unadai akisema zii budah ulicheswo akiidai anajua muitishe namba bonga na carpenter poa na si kwa simu mshow ni vile ulikuwa unadai kumarry atakushow kiroho safi though its nor really worth it she is not the last hoe you will meet

Curiosity killed the cat. I was relaxing in bed alafu nikakumbuka hio scenario.

[Chifu]

@Mzee mzima

It’s gay coz you’re the one who posted it

:Dwhere did your fight with mathaais begin? Si you guys meet for a sword fight na nstakuwa referee?

[Okwonkwo]

@Terrence_

As I said I moved on. The lady is now a single mother. She started a relationship with a cop akawachwa mataani with a kid.

@pamba kuja kiasi

[Okwonkwo]

Enyewe huyo carpenter alikuwa anakuja kukagua kama unajua kupigilia msumari kwa kabati. Dame akamshow ulikuja tu na 2 inch nails, Na yeye alitaka 6 inch.

[LeoK]

If you stick to golden rules this issues would never arise. Never sleep at a birds place. Ever.

[kasaman]

You were just a statistic !

[gashwin]

kwa hii story yooote we can only speculate…

[Nameberry1]

@Mzee mzima

More like hammer it

:)

[blueline]

I am pretty sure that the carpenter has a mortise and tenon expertise but with parts of the human anatomy

[gashwin]

@blueline

I am pretty sure that the carpenter has a mortise and tenon expertise but with parts of the human anatomy

he makes big dowels…

[system]

@gashwin

He makes big dowels…