The Day i almost got killed in Kayole cuz i wanted to be a Superman

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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hahahahahaha nice one

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wuehh!!manzee joh hapo ni Mungu tu

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Hiyo side ni ngori.

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pia wewe unailola…ngori mbaya.

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:D:D:D

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I hear thugs there don’t even touch you. They talk to you kama bado wamekaa huko kwa pavement:

Hiyo jacko ime stand… na ni size yangu…

Unatoa jacket.

Wah…! ebu cheki hiyo jeans…

Unatoa jeans

etc etc… Kama umevaa underwear mpya ole wako

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Shait! :D:D

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Acha kuexaggerate.

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it was bila bullets… the slide locking back is always the loudest sound in the world…@Pamba can attest to that…

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What I thought too, but the hekaya was too good to start criticizing.

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:D:D:D:D chokosh, hizi story zako tuu.,

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I’ve been robbed at around 9.00 am in the heart of Korogocho slums. Vijana wadogo around 16 to 17 yrs na thwao. Those cowards don’t think twice, a little resistance and you’re dead meat

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Boss, nini ilikupeleka Koch? That slum is very dangerous.

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We were workng on an NGO project. That incident alone made the donor pull out

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Kayole ni kubaya hvo…?

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haha

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Meffi… na simu ameshika ni yako ama yake?. na kama ni yako umekaliwa chapati design gani?

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Damn, that part you prayed is weird

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Hii story inanikumbusha boys wangu marine tulikua na yeye Afghan alirudi Kenya akapeleka manzi out Umoja plan B so after kulewa asubuhi akapata maboys wakaitisha simu yeye na umarine wake akaamua vita he was short and we lost a vet wasee hii kuwa hero ni tricky sana be smart read the situation, make sure you have a upper-hand before acting.