THE DAY I CURSED ALL KUNGURUS BY THE NAME JOEL.

[Afro]

@Iddy

Last weekend was the longest weekend in my entire uncountable years on this planet earth. There was this ‘lady’ by the name Joel, unfortunately i has no effidence to prove my claim here because i did not get that chance to photo-click her big, curvy and sexy ass…huyu dem nilikua namkufia sana. Kidogo kidogo nikatupa mstari but unfortunately she proved hard to get at the first few days, on Thursday 31st evening at around 6, message ikaingia kutoka kwa hii kunguru asking for transport anitembelee ju the next day was Holiday and the long weekend ahead. me being a horny, unblessed creature niliamua kufikiria na the other head without brain…nikamtumia 1k( mistake number one).
Nilisahau some wise talkers wakisema never send a chick some money unless to you fucked her pretty well and rough at the same time.
So on friday the next day at around 8 in the morning i called this bitch asking what time she will be at my place. She confirmed she will be there at around 11 coz she was washing her clothes. Mimi huyo, keja nikangarisha, bedsheet ambaye sijawahi change for the past 3 months nilichange at last. Ma airfreshner kibao. I mean nyumba ilikua very clean. Hapo hapo nikakimbilia sure pale kwa ‘karanja’ one of mjamzez old man with a shop near keja.
The old man smile and said “make you you kill that thing mpaka itapiki nyongo”. Mimi nikajua kamzee kameniblase na hiki kitu nitararua mbaya…
Nikarudi kejani na kumake sure hakuna mwanya kwa dirisha ama mlango ambaye harufu ya airfreshner inaweza escape. At around 10:40 somewhere there i called this chick once again to confirm my mission is still on course and Alas! The phone wa mteja. Being a man who never gives up nikaendelea kutry kucall. At around 11:30, phone ikaingia and akaconfirm kua she is coming…hapo hapo mjulubeng ikasimama tena na nikafeel yes leo nakula kitu. And to ensure am not going to mwaga haraka nikaingia kwa choo na kugurumisha pikipiki, one shot with my hand nikamwaga, i felt relaxed though mjulubeng was still flagging. At around 1 hivi nikacall again to know amefika wapi coz the distance between where i am and where she is parking is less than an hour journey, and again simu was mteja. Hapo ndio nikajua nimechwo, trying to call but zii haingii…instantly my d*ck collapsed. I tried to revive it but wapi it was not responding…at around 3 pm message ikaingia! The filthy bitch claimes ati hawezi kuja ju jamaa wake amemcall so anaenda huko. f**k… i wanked on that sure CD cursing that bitch and all those with the name joel.

Hawa watu huwa entreprenuers sana. She probably made a few more thousands the same way from more men by cashing in on their emotional need to sleep with her

[Afro]

@x-trail

Ati ulituma mpesa ikajiandika joel na bado ukaendelea kungoja ?

Hata heri angeambia kunguru itafute za kuja,he will offer a refund plus ya kurudi home

[big_man]

Na bado unaendelea kucurse Mr. Joel juu hakukuja?

[tombayeye]

ain’t Joel a dude’s name from the bible?,ama mi ndio sipati hii hekaya? ama kuna mtu ananyandua …ama wacha 2tu

[malakia]

Namuona na sketi fupi kushinda miaka yake anataka tumeze mate …alisema mmoja hawezi zima moto wake ana wanaume wa8…shida ulikua wa tisa

[Mambombaya]

anytime I see that handle siwes get past ile sweep ya ‘-ot’…:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Ken_Sarro]

kuna wale madem hutumia jina za buda zao or something sa anaitwa kitu kama Jane Joel but prefers to be called joel

[collo_moi]

Atleast nyumba iling’ara na bedsheets chafu zikatolewa :D:D:D… although for a thousand apana mama nguo ata anaeza chukua mia mbili akuoshee nyumba, bed sheets na nguo na upate slices bado. Next time use that mindset

[shikoti]

@Idiot unasema nini?

[mache]

R u gay or something, Joel is a jailbird in kamiti maximum prison.

[The_Architect]

Yaani baraka ya mzee uliwaste kwa cd…??? You are cursed

[majizee]

pole, boychild saa zingine hutoanishwa

[Etigere]

Shitting in portions… That has made my evening. Oh, for those trying to hang Nyarwath, these were normal happenings in a rural set-up and to cut cut mabenda4 some slack, I understand he has daughters so kindly understand his standpoint.

[Wiltordo]

@Iddy

Last weekend was the longest weekend in my entire uncountable years on this planet earth. There was this ‘lady’ by the name Joel, unfortunately i has no effidence to prove my claim here because i did not get that chance to photo-click her big, curvy and sexy ass…huyu dem nilikua namkufia sana. Kidogo kidogo nikatupa mstari but unfortunately she proved hard to get at the first few days, on Thursday 31st evening at around 6, message ikaingia kutoka kwa hii kunguru asking for transport anitembelee ju the next day was Holiday and the long weekend ahead. me being a horny, unblessed creature niliamua kufikiria na the other head without brain…nikamtumia 1k( mistake number one).
Nilisahau some wise talkers wakisema never send a chick some money unless to you fucked her pretty well and rough at the same time.
So on friday the next day at around 8 in the morning i called this bitch asking what time she will be at my place. She confirmed she will be there at around 11 coz she was washing her clothes. Mimi huyo, keja nikangarisha, bedsheet ambaye sijawahi change for the past 3 months nilichange at last. Ma airfreshner kibao. I mean nyumba ilikua very clean. Hapo hapo nikakimbilia sure pale kwa ‘karanja’ one of mjamzez old man with a shop near keja.
The old man smile and said “make you you kill that thing mpaka itapiki nyongo”. Mimi nikajua kamzee kameniblase na hiki kitu nitararua mbaya…
Nikarudi kejani na kumake sure hakuna mwanya kwa dirisha ama mlango ambaye harufu ya airfreshner inaweza escape. At around 10:40 somewhere there i called this chick once again to confirm my mission is still on course and Alas! The phone wa mteja. Being a man who never gives up nikaendelea kutry kucall. At around 11:30, phone ikaingia and akaconfirm kua she is coming…hapo hapo mjulubeng ikasimama tena na nikafeel yes leo nakula kitu. And to ensure am not going to mwaga haraka nikaingia kwa choo na kugurumisha pikipiki, one shot with my hand nikamwaga, i felt relaxed though mjulubeng was still flagging. At around 1 hivi nikacall again to know amefika wapi coz the distance between where i am and where she is parking is less than an hour journey, and again simu was mteja. Hapo ndio nikajua nimechwo, trying to call but zii haingii…instantly my d*ck collapsed. I tried to revive it but wapi it was not responding…at around 3 pm message ikaingia! The filthy bitch claimes ati hawezi kuja ju jamaa wake amemcall so anaenda huko. f**k… i wanked on that sure CD cursing that bitch and all those with the name joel.

Why did you curse me, oh villager. Why are you like this, always cursing others just because this kunguru stood you up?

[Nikka]

@Iddy

Last weekend was the longest weekend in my entire uncountable years on this planet earth. There was this ‘lady’ by the name Joel, unfortunately i has no effidence to prove my claim here because i did not get that chance to photo-click her big, curvy and sexy ass…huyu dem nilikua namkufia sana. Kidogo kidogo nikatupa mstari but unfortunately she proved hard to get at the first few days, on Thursday 31st evening at around 6, message ikaingia kutoka kwa hii kunguru asking for transport anitembelee ju the next day was Holiday and the long weekend ahead. me being a horny, unblessed creature niliamua kufikiria na the other head without brain…nikamtumia 1k( mistake number one).
Nilisahau some wise talkers wakisema never send a chick some money unless to you fucked her pretty well and rough at the same time.
So on friday the next day at around 8 in the morning i called this bitch asking what time she will be at my place. She confirmed she will be there at around 11 coz she was washing her clothes. Mimi huyo, keja nikangarisha, bedsheet ambaye sijawahi change for the past 3 months nilichange at last. Ma airfreshner kibao. I mean nyumba ilikua very clean. Hapo hapo nikakimbilia sure pale kwa ‘karanja’ one of mjamzez old man with a shop near keja.
The old man smile and said “make you you kill that thing mpaka itapiki nyongo”. Mimi nikajua kamzee kameniblase na hiki kitu nitararua mbaya…
Nikarudi kejani na kumake sure hakuna mwanya kwa dirisha ama mlango ambaye harufu ya airfreshner inaweza escape. At around 10:40 somewhere there i called this chick once again to confirm my mission is still on course and Alas! The phone wa mteja. Being a man who never gives up nikaendelea kutry kucall. At around 11:30, phone ikaingia and akaconfirm kua she is coming…hapo hapo mjulubeng ikasimama tena na nikafeel yes leo nakula kitu. And to ensure am not going to mwaga haraka nikaingia kwa choo na kugurumisha pikipiki, one shot with my hand nikamwaga, i felt relaxed though mjulubeng was still flagging. At around 1 hivi nikacall again to know amefika wapi coz the distance between where i am and where she is parking is less than an hour journey, and again simu was mteja. Hapo ndio nikajua nimechwo, trying to call but zii haingii…instantly my d*ck collapsed. I tried to revive it but wapi it was not responding…at around 3 pm message ikaingia! The filthy bitch claimes ati hawezi kuja ju jamaa wake amemcall so anaenda huko. f**k… i wanked on that sure CD cursing that bitch and all those with the name joel.

Unafaa kichapo wewe:D:D

[Validthegreat]

Aki umewezwa

[Visacard]

hahaha nimechekaa

[Mickymos]

I feel you bro… hii kitu ya kununua condom and over preparation inaletanga mikosi… you end up like this poor brother here…

[MajorProphet]

Haha, utalijua jiji.

[Muhura_Ndore]

@Mambombaya

anytime I see that handle siwes get past ile sweep ya ‘-ot’…:D:D:D:D:D:D

Epic sweep of the year… :D:D:D