The day i swore never to pick a random chick for a sleepover..... WORST SLEEPOVER EXPERIENCE!!

Hio ni sababu ya Tabia yao chafu ya kukula sewage

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Hii kijiji itanionesha mambo kweli. I thought I had seen it all with my boy who is eating a kiwete (lost both legs). Huku mnakula hadi kifafa

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Hahahaha weeeee hio yako noma.

Manze nilipewa through pass na dere fulani wa Bolt. I think the guy collects clients numbers. Dem manze tumewaka ananirombosea bila ngotha. Fuckin girl stained my tshirt with her smelly skid marks manze. I used to think elders ni haters wakisema utapakwa mavi kwa strip club dances. That thing is real. That was the most embarrassing shitty moment in my life. Hadi psyke ya kutomba yeye ikaisha. Girl had an audacity to ask for some cash later. Nikamwambia anafaa kuninunulia another tshirt. This is true story. It was a kalenjin girl from Kabarnetā€¦alikuwa anaitwa Mercy she lives hapo karibu na show ground in an orange building along kapsabet rd. If you know her mwambie yeye ni gasia sana either avaange ngotha ama aoshange matako chafu

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Kama ile ya woman wa church ya Owuor ā€¦ should have bn pinned. ā€œkijana wangu njoo nikusongeeā€

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Wtf

Kwenda huko kaka,umefanya nipasue na niko kwenye restaurant ya Wazungu hapa diaspora,na vile polls za Kenya zilikua zimeniletea stress.

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Wewe hakuna chenye umeonaā€¦ Soma hekaya, huku watu wamekapitiaā€¦ But wueh:D:D

A true Hekaya this must be. :slight_smile:

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You should have told her itā€™s okay you understand,aoshe beddings na usafi kwa nyumba.Urudi ukule yeye proper then you ghost her.Surely how could you allow her aende tu hivyo

:D:D Trueā€¦was it @under23 who had to hang a soiled mattress nje ya plot 10 after trying out DFHKM ?

Hahaā€¦watu wakifika tao wananunua condoms ya mechi wewe unanunua kijikoā€¦

Thatā€™s why lodgo ziko kwa mambo kama hayo

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But hio ya pololoks nikama nimeisoma/kuskia somewhere way before internet na kenyatalk kwa base ya jaba.

Freyja ka unajua kuweka link siwes mind kujisomea hio.

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