The hoe's story, how does it end?

[The.Black.Templar]

@Mkufuu

Say no more!..you should have stopped right there and told her to wait shortly as you rush to buy three packs of condom. I am sure huwezi shindwa kubeg

Aint no way I am hitting that!

[Alchemist]

Unless she is a virgin, brace yourselves lads.

[MBOMB]

@The.Black.Templar

True…

@Ice_Cube huyu naye huwezi mchipo kwa club…she has “standards”!

Pengine “STDs” but not standards.

[Pos_i.Don]

i read somewhere “never trust a woman who gives a good blowjob”

[Purr_27]

@mollisleloaded

i read somewhere “never trust a woman who gives a good blowjob”

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Story_of_a_giant]

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

[Purr_27]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Riddim]

@The.Black.Templar

So recently I had this conversation with a lady…one of the friends I told you guys about:
The.ed case?

hii ntasoma monday

[Mathaais]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

Kusema tu ukweli hii ni kurogwa. What business do you have being ‘together’ which you are clearly not?

[pamba]

Black templar wacha uchoyo.

[TopCat]

@The.Black.Templar

So recently I had this conversation with a lady…one of the friends I told you guys about:

The.Black : blah blah blah…what about you what are your plans? any wedding bells in the horizon?
Lady : hahaha…I am not the kinda chic a man introduces to his mother
The.Black : Why not?
Lady : I am just not the marriage material type…
The.Black : Really, why don’t you let guys make that decision for themselves? you are pretty and all…
Lady : You know how many men I have been with?
The.Black : I have no Idea, ni wengi?
Lady : Ebu guess?
The.Black : 150 men?
(Lady laughs in surprise)
Lady : Gawsh no…about 20…
(Ofcourse that means its about 50 or so men)
The.Black : Ahh hao sio wengi…I know of others who have been with over 50 men (Ofcourse that is a lie…just to let her know that I know worse ladies)
Lady : aaaii hao ni wengi sana…
The.Black : yea ni wengi. And have you ever had a threesome ama ata foursome?
Lady : No, I don’t like sharing. But I have been with three men in a single day…
The.Black : Si that is a foursome ama?
Lady : No in different time, one in the morning, another during the day and another one in the evening…
The.Black : Waah ata huwezi hurumia hiyo wa mwisho?
Lady : Si he asked and begged for it na singemyima…

This lady is very beautiful, problem is that she is easy, and she has been with every type of man imaginable from a Judge to Movie shop owners. She is barely 24 mind you. Do yo guys know of such girls ama its an isolated case?

Interesting maybe, we know the same chic coz i know of one extremely!extremely! beautiful same story.

[system]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

Hio ni kurogwa na murogi akakufa

[scotch]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

thats an unhealthy relationship and they don’t end nicely

[Conservative_dude]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

Sema kukaliwa chapati

[byro]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

YOU ARE JUST NUTS…END OF GIANT STORIES

[Ka-Buda]

@Electronics4u

Had such a galfriend in early 2000s. There was a time i called her once on a landline and tried to ask to guess who i was. She hesitated and then told me "Mwangi tiga Guthakira’ (stop kidding Mwangi)…and my name is obviously not Mwangi:D. I hung up the phone seething with anger:mad:
Later on after we broke up ndio niliskia stories eti men were lining up in her one roomed house in Githu 44 when i was away. After i was told this, shock ikanipata and i rushed to the loo and nikaendesha for like 25 minutes despite the fact that I didn’t have prior stomach problems… Sijui Mharo ilitoka wapi.
VCT visitations later proved negative. The biatch later got married to some niccur in shags and i hear they have like 5 kids.
Btw, how come when you are being played, you are always the last one to know in the whole neighborhood??o_Oo_O:mad:

COMMENT OF THE WEEK!

Nimecheka karibu nijikojolee…
Usijali bro. Nothing more heartbreaking than a woman cheating on you and knowing that everyone else knew about but you.
Hapo ndio unajua enyewe Dunia mbaya!

[bubudui]

@mollisleloaded

i read somewhere “never trust a woman who gives a good blowjob”

That is very true you can take it from me… Nimeshuhudia!

[Thitima]

@Story of a giant

I also got one who no matter how we fight and breakup, we still find ourselves back together. She has been f**cked by guys whom some ave met. Ave also laid quite a number of ladies including her friends though that i prefer her not knowing… As we speak she’s preparing for friday out as am busy chatting with ma target for tonight. Come Monday n we are normal couples as if nothing happened over the weekend yet both of us know everyone fucked around. I think am bewitched!!!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::oops::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Shyguy]

@Story of a giant

I think am bewitched!!!

:eek::D:D:D:D

[danji1]

Wut wut! (stolen exclamation). As usual, my comment is: People got messed up. Story kama hizi hufanya mtu ashindwe kama ataoa mannequin ama vipi. But maybe ‘good’ ones exist.