The lady's mind in a Faulty Car

[Mark_Maish]

@byro

achana na movies kijana…middle of nowhere ni wapi? toa hekaya acha kuforce imaginations kwa brain zetu…

Siku ile gari itastall ukitoka Ole Polos na mama ndio utajua huko ni wapi.

[byro]

@Princebushy

:D:D:D hao wasee wakusukuma hulipwa?

kujitolea tu

[Princebushy]

@byro

kujitolea tu

Wakenya watrue

[fishmonger]

naona wateja wa kenya mpya ni wengi hii kijiji:D

[LePhilosopher]

Kuna time niliamua ku flex na old Noah ya mzee when he travelled hapo campus. Ndio huyo mimi I call my girl namwambia don’t bother taking a mat leo i have a car, I pick her up hapo ngara. Kidogo tu the car stalls bloody hell I try switching it on wapi. I get out open the bonnet and use some unconventional means trying to get the car to start. Sijui kuchukua mawe naanza kugonga the battery terminals, all the while the mbitch is inside looking at me like the complete failure I was. Finally iliwaka but ikazima tena, rinsed and repeat the same process for more than 3 times. Watu na kiherehere ndio hao kuchungulia ni kama msee ame dead. That was my most embarrassing day with a car. I later realised the car had not been switched on for a atleast a week so sijui battery ilishuka something like that.

[Tom_mboya]

@1776

not 4am in the afternoon?

Hehehe, ni kama kuna 4am ngapi kwa siku, hii kizungu yenyewe ina kwao

[mukuna]

@MadPhilosopher

Kuna time niliamua ku flex na old Noah ya mzee when he travelled hapo campus. Ndio huyo mimi I call my girl namwambia don’t bother taking a mat leo i have a car, I pick her up hapo ngara. Kidogo tu the car stalls bloody hell I try switching it on wapi. I get out open the bonnet and use some unconventional means trying to get the car to start. Sijui kuchukua mawe naanza kugonga the battery terminals, all the while the mbitch is inside looking at me like the complete failure I was. Finally iliwaka but ikazima tena, rinsed and repeat the same process for more than 3 times. Watu na kiherehere ndio hao kuchungulia ni kama msee ame dead. That was my most embarrassing day with a car. I later realised the car had not been switched on for a atleast a week so sijui battery ilishuka something like that.

so haikuwa inacharge pia?

[system]

Nimewahi pata jamaa ang’ang’ana na jack juu ya puncture na kunguru mbili zimekatalia ndani ya gari ati, “It’s too hot outside.”
Senji kabisa.

[1776]

@Tom mboya

Hehehe, ni kama kuna 4am ngapi kwa siku, hii kizungu yenyewe ina kwao

:)

[SCAVENGER]

@incognitus

Wawawa:D:D:D:D sweep zingine maze

:D:D:D:D:D hii ni tafash joh

[uwesmake]

engine ilichemka pale longonot saa saba usiku . wacha tuuuu

[LePhilosopher]

@mukuna

so haikuwa inacharge pia?

Yah something like that

[x-trail]

@uwesmake

engine ilichemka pale longonot saa saba usiku . wacha tuuuu

Uko na hakika haukua umekamuana kwa hio gari

[system]

@uwesmake

engine ilichemka pale longonot saa saba usiku . wacha tuuuu

Drain maji ya tap and refill with OEM coolant.

[system]

@introvert

Nimewahi pata jamaa ang’ang’ana na jack juu ya puncture na kunguru mbili zimekatalia ndani ya gari ati, “It’s too hot outside.”
Senji kabisa.

Jeso…am dying:D:D:D:D so he was lifting them too?:D:D:D:D:Dhonestly tears are rolling down my cheeks and I will not say why. Let me just say my midweek all made.

[Afrojvck]

@x-trail

Si kuna siku moja jioni kumenyesha kighafla so tukanyeshewa na kama kawaida jam ikaingia kwa barabara so x- trail huyo akaona mvua imepungua wacha atumie shoebaru yake afike kejani kwa njia nikapata buda flani gari imestall kwa bara bara anajaribu kuiskuma solo apandishe pavement buda naye ameweka mguu za mbele straight hata kupanda ni ngumu nikamwambia akate steering slightly left ipande so nikamsaidia gari ikapanda pavement alafu nikaamua kujitoa buda ananiita nimsaidie tuskume iende ndani kiasi so kurudi buda akaingia ndani ya gari niskume solo kucheki ndani naona madam ndani ametulia nikashindwa huyu buda anataka niskume wote wawili wakiwa ndani nilifanya a 123tokambio

:D:D:D Hii imenichekesha sana, mnang’ang’ana kuskuma ndai alafu eti iko msee ana tulia tu ndani alafu tena jamaa anataka uskume pekeyako:D

[kah_tony]

Tukiwa shaggz barabara ni shamba kukinyesha. There are lots of hills so back road zote ni mteremko/ mlima. Juu ya erosion kuna mitaro deep kando running down the road.

Nilikuwa passenger one time na mtaro ilikuwa side yangu. Gari ilikuwa kubwa so kukwama haikuwa shida. Shida ni kuslide na nilikuwa naona side yangu ikiingia kwanza na hapana tambua accident. Nikaamua kushuka nikatembea hadi main road.

Nilitembea 2km matope ilikuwa imenifika hadi kifua.

[system]

@introvert

Nimewahi pata jamaa ang’ang’ana na jack juu ya puncture na kunguru mbili zimekatalia ndani ya gari ati, “It’s too hot outside.”
Senji kabisa.

That’s why I advise to get a jack that’s rated higher than the weight of the car. If you need to use it on that day when it’s raining you can be sure your passengers hawatashuka.

[Princebushy]

@kah tony

Tukiwa shaggz barabara ni shamba kukinyesha. There are lots of hills so back road zote ni mteremko/ mlima. Juu ya erosion kuna mitaro deep kando running down the road.

Nilikuwa passenger one time na mtaro ilikuwa side yangu. Gari ilikuwa kubwa so kukwama haikuwa shida. Shida ni kuslide na nilikuwa naona side yangu ikiingia kwanza na hapana tambua accident. Nikaamua kushuka nikatembea hadi main road.

Nilitembea 2km matope ilikuwa imenifika hadi kifua.

Huko ni wapi matope inafika kwa kifua na mtu bado anatembea?

[Rivermbaji]

@Princebushy

Huko ni wapi matope inafika kwa kifua na mtu bado anatembea?

Was he on all fours; maybe?