The Mess that is my Life: The Mighty Fall

Shait. Cheza chini.

And for everyone’s information, I am not in any way related to ka-buda. And I am not gay, unless you mean happy. And no, I am too cowardly to commit suicide.

Finally, i wish @Deorro would stop nyonga-ing my bandwidth niweze kujibu mashtaka vizuri.

here are something may be can happen to you while you sleep
1,shaved na makasi juu juu
2.draw funny marks on your face with a pen
3.kubebwa juu plus na kitanda kupelekwa nje like in high school
4.may be kissed on the fore head by your girlfriend

Lakini wewe yako ni none of the above and you were not drunk

undressed tolewa boxer
bend over
kamuliwa mwagiliwa na ati umelala:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

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Hakuna hypocrisy hapo… si she prayed the next day and her sins were forgiven

just curious…ukidinywa hio rasa kwa “dream” what were the other three dudes doing?

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One was sucking his balls and the other his phallus.

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Pole.
You need redemption. You may be at peace if you go back to salvation.

:D:D:D:DBuda unataka kusema ulipigwa kuni kunyi ukidhani ni ndoto,alaf ukalala ukiwa satisfied??

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hahaa, nikotwe eldoret

To be honest, I have never to this day understood how this happened. I could have been drugged, ama mungu aluniachilia nuteseke coz of my sins.

I have no idea. I was 7/8 asleep and 1/8 awake.

Yes sir. I slept back satisfied that I was dreaming.

it was probably a train,moja kimaliza tag kama Tag team match ya the USO

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I agree, though niliokoka siku ingine but fell before I got home and slept with a barmaid. Women are my undoing.

I was enjoying the read hadi hapo kwa boot. Sijui niseme nini hapa

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… woi!

Why don’t you try rehabilitation? Being away from women might make you heal.

Hii UJINGA YAKO SIJASOMA

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Trooooooooll

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kama ni ukweli, basi ulipigwa mchele. tafta huyo jamaa umuue polepole then u repent

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Troll per excellence

Post tailored to fit perfectly into the atheist’s Boniface chronicles. Aviator welcome back

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Do you think rehab will work where prayers have failed?

@admin, meffi gani hii?
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