The Tricky Question

That’s a game for small kids, its called manipulation. If you fail at this point, you will never be able to take a stand where she is involved especially one unfavourable to her.

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Back wen I was Living in a Hostel, a snake told me this ''nikikubali si utanipeleka lodging kama malaya?" Hawa wanawake bana.

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One asked me "Aki Baby Panay ni wewe?siamimi aki "

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Kuna Kunguru nilishusha bendera vizuuri nikaenda kuguza coomer nikashikwa mkona na kuulizwa, ‘umeosha mkono?’ Nikaskia kucheka, then I wondered if my hands could be dirtier than…
Anyway nilimshow, ‘sawa, sitaguza acha niingize’. Nikachapa vitu styro Ya hands off.

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Wengine huuliza "unanipenda ama ni sex tu unataka? "

Back in the day, dame nimekatia anipatie cervix nionje, was like I’ve never done this before, I’m a virgin, @mayekeke kupatiwa vitu, kuingia… Ilikuwa hivi.

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who pic dat?

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wht dont yu understand there

hivi ndivyo watu huhata kusafisha mjulubeng

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fvcking clawmatsu interruptus coitus!

i cant do those reverse image searches but :rolleyes: you’ve given me that python @Ice_Cube failed to provide and now you’re bae

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“What does this mean? Are we together now?”

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Mimi niliambiwa anataka love yetu i grow na hivo ndio vile nilikaushwa. Smh

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Kunguru!!:(:frowning:

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Haha.iko mtotoo nilipiga lugha akaninyima zile za ‘time bado.
One day we meet kwa shops akininua mayai, akaniita breakfast. First time I went to her house.then akaniuliza ‘sasa niambie vile huwa unaniambia kila siku, au ni tei?’ (Tru, I vybe her wen am tipsy)…
I gathered courage “av always wanted you blah blah…”.
She tells me " acha nifikirie’.
Nikanywa bfast nikatoka kama nimekunja mkia.

Kesho take at nine in the morning she calls ati “Snazzy iko wapi?”
Me: “kwa nyumba”.
Her: yaani we we unaskia tu kunifanya?
Me: Aki ndio (I was expecting her to b pissed, cz hii p she had dangled for many days n sincerely I had given up)
Her: kuja basis
Me: Eeh? Ati
Her: kujia basi. 5 mins Niko kwa nyumba

Wueh,.sema kukimbia.

Knock knock!

Damn! Achibela is wearing a silk see thru lingerie. It still amazes me how it didn’t get torn

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:D:D:D:D:D Manual dexterity.

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