There are things I won’t entertain in my house when I get married

Spot on. It’s never good to eat your wife’s food daily. It’s dangerous on multiple fronts

My food must always be there and ready.
Whether I will eat it is another matter.
I have bought family a humongous Samsung state of the art fridge.
Any meal I don’t take weka fridge/freezer.

Hapa ndipo umenoa

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alafu huezi kubali kutombewa bibi ukiwa bachelor na bado utombewe bibi ukiwa umeoa lazima utombewe tu

Kukula na kulipa.

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Bweka saa hii kijana. Utaoa utajua tu. @Mundu Mulosi si you talk to this one.

Ooh my @gosh ,umesema crafty… Utaleta kunguru ambaye hafungi duka

We eat vyapati and kunde but don’t remember ever seeing or being asked for pesa ya charcoal jiko

Jijazie chief… Tunahujumiwa Sana aisee

Oo ngas imeisha… Oo ngas itaisha kesho… Ooh si ununue Ile mtungi kubwa ya ngas ya 16kg…ooh ngas that ngas this

Wake up,we don’t allow such dreams here in ktalk

This may apply to Kiambu men only.Avoiding home made meals saves them from eating steel wool raced food

The word is laced…
Noogle

Uka kahora ngiite…di mugikuyu,kama @gashwin na @Makonika hawajaiona wewe ni nani

Siwes kusaisa wewe… Umenye githungu kana wandike gikuyu… Mutina uyu,

Tinda wega

Niko kwa choo nikikunia,i mean excreating

samehea yeye blue moon ya jana bado iko kishwa….

Ukioa kuja utwambie. When you do not own a car, do not yap about its downsides e.g ati masee akona gari na hana nyumba, hio gari siwezi nunua sababu inakunywa mafuta mingi - go get a car first