They will strip you naked & explore your private parts - KDF Recruitment Exercise in Kenya

[Slim_fit]

@Shegaj

A doc puts your balls in his palms and tells you to cough…the testicles has to move abit as you cough to show you are normal…

she/he will then tell you to bend over as he/she runs his fingers around your anus to check for signs of intrusion , gay activity…or disease…

runs his fingers around your anus…?,TF…na io ndio anararua ugali usiku? tsk tsk tsk

[123tokambio]

@Slim_fit

runs his fingers around your anus…?,TF…na io ndio anararua ugali usiku? tsk tsk tsk

https://4.imimg.com/data4/IP/IX/MY-2903211/370-250x250.jpg

[uwesmake]

@Marty McFly

Hio ya anus I doubt, but then again how could I know? @Smith_ could you give a professional opinion on this?

@Marty McFly

So kama wewe ni msenge asshole ina meza
mate? :D:D

homowebdev nilijua hii topic lazima iku OVER EXCITE

[nelo_angelo]

Labda wanaangalia kama IED imefichwa ndani ya anus:D:D:D

[system]

Hehe local soja @bjurmann ulipitia haya?

[Budspencer]

Not forgetting HIV test ya lazima. Na hakuna eti counselling kwanza( or afterwards kama uko nayo). Kama iko unapewa escort ya mil police hadi nje ya gate na kupewa fare na byebye

[panktcha]

@Shegaj

wacha upate KDF doctor female…mko wawili kwa hema anakushow utoe nguo zote…this is after the race,for sijui medical checks… I remember, she was a cute doc in her late 20’s or early 30’s …I was young then just cleared high sch with raging hormones etc etc… she touched my balls and I had an instant massive erection…I couldn’t cough, she laughed and called her male colleague, ghasia zikaniambia niende nikaimwagie maji baridi ndio nirudi, but I still remember her cute wicked smile when she saw my d@ck…nilichujwa later ati sina 250K, a senior officer asking me" ni makende kubwa utaleta tu jeshi???

Ha ha ha! She was checking for a scrotal-inguinal hernia. If a light touch to your balls leads to a massive erection, wait until the day you go for a prostate check-up.

[Shegaj]

@panktcha

Ha ha ha! She was checking for a scrotal-inguinal hernia. If a light touch to your balls leads to a massive erection, wait until the day you go for a prostate check-up.

I was young , full of hormones…imagine tu a sexy smile ,touching your balls and sijui hats adolescent kama umemaliza vizuri etc…KDF missed a legend, they would be now sending a pic of my dick to somalia , saying, I’ll be posted there if they don’t keep peace…they would want to protect their women against my infidel dick

[Shegaj]

@Ngimanene na nyeni

Hehe local soja @bjurmann ulipitia haya?

ukiona watu ndani ya uniform ya KDF patia hao heshima na nusu…they are patriots, wali withstand anal check for the sake of this beautiful country…

[manana]

@excellentdan

We all know jobs are not easy to get.

In fact, many of us were heard swearing that they will never join the police, the defence forces or anything that involves firing guns and wearing a uniform.

Wait until poverty strikes you. You graduate and tarmac for many years without a job.

That is when you will hear people saying “Kazi ni kazi bwana”

Recently, KDF advertised for General Service Officer (GSO) Cadets and specialist officers’ recruitment.

Well…

What nobody will tell you:

They will explore your balls to verify whether you have one, two or more.
They will check whether you are homosexual - you shall be having a big asshole without brakes.
They will check your pu**y for I don’t know what.
They will count your teeth - I don’t know if teeth are used in chewing the enemy
They will check your height, weight, facial expression
They will also verify whether you are insane or not.
Your scars shall be vetted.
Somebody will fidget with all of your external body organs

Don’t you think this is creepy?

This is how I learnt the truth the hard way. Read the [B]story of a typical KDF recruitment exercise.[/B]

This guy could not survive it.

I like stories, I publish everything on [B]ways of making money online at Cute Online Money[/B]

Haven’t you ever done a full medical checkup?

[imei2012]

mko na maneno here is the complete procedure ya kuandikwa serviceman

1. Arrive early at the recruitment centre(probably district headquaters) …centre ina funguliwa officially 0600Am
2. The head of recruiting team gathers all you mofos toogether, greets you and reads for you the requirements.
3. Guys are asked to sit down in line according to the divisions you hail from.
4. In your division the lines are further divided into three army,airforce and navy…from experience line ya army ndo hukua refu na navy most fupi. It should be noted that depending na line umechukua ukichujwa huwes rudi kwa hio ingine for instance ukianguka apptitude tests za airforce huwes rudi kuingia line ya army! so choose wisely.
5. The first condition inakuanga “potential candidates should turn up in appropriate running gear” so wewe na hizo sahara,timberland ama office shoes zako unatolewa 0615hrs hata certs zako haziangaliwi running shoes means rubber shoes or sports shoes.
6. The area is cordoned off and under watchful eyes of the mil popo and marked with red tape so ukitolewa unakua escorted to the outside compound or perimeter.
7. Next ni certs kuchunguzwa na wale wamepita requirements wanabaki Wale wamepita sana say Bplus and above are adviced(NOT CHASED) to try cadet or better still go to campus if you insist nobody denies you your right.
8. After certs next ni kupimwa height,weight,eyesight na kama uko flat foot at this stage watu wenye walinza wako close to half the number.
9. At around 1100hrs-1230hrs when the sun is hot mnafanyiwa warm down kidogo,kuonyewshwa route na final safety instructions na kuwachiliwa for a 5-10mile run depending on the mood the head of recruitment is in . vijana nwanakimbia yao yote mpaka unapumua damu na white substance inatokea kando ya mdomo.
10. ukirudi kutoka roady ni straight kwa medicals… presssure,urine sample, teeth, scars, balls and of course gate b inakua examined, hii stage ndo hutoa watu wengi. airforce and navy recruits are subjected to apptitude tests here at this point hujui nani ako in or out. The purpose ya mbio ni kutoa any underlying medical condition na kukuja number one does not guarantee shit for instance wakati wetu number 1 hangeweza kufunga jicho moja akatolewa, number two urine sample and he was out number three alikua blisterred from having flat foot. Its only the recruiting officer mwenye hujua ni how many anachukua.
11. depending na turnout recruitment can end as early as 1500hrs those successful are issued with recruitment letters and instructions on where to report for training and what to be brought along …but not before cleaning the compound and helping dismantle the tents!

[manana]

@imei2012

mko na maneno here is the complete procedure ya kuandikwa serviceman

1. Arrive early at the recruitment centre(probably district headquaters) …centre ina funguliwa officially 0600Am
2. The head of recruiting team gathers all you mofos toogether, greets you and reads for you the requirements.
3. Guys are asked to sit down in line according to the divisions you hail from.
4. In your division the lines are further divided into three army,airforce and navy…from experience line ya army ndo hukua refu na navy most fupi. It should be noted that depending na line umechukua ukichujwa huwes rudi kwa hio ingine for instance ukianguka apptitude tests za airforce huwes rudi kuingia line ya army! so choose wisely.
5. The first condition inakuanga “potential candidates should turn up in appropriate running gear” so wewe na hizo sahara,timberland ama office shoes zako unatolewa 0615hrs hata certs zako haziangaliwi running shoes means rubber shoes or sports shoes.
6. The area is cordoned off and under watchful eyes of the mil popo and marked with red tape so ukitolewa unakua escorted to the outside compound or perimeter.
7. Next ni certs kuchunguzwa na wale wamepita requirements wanabaki Wale wamepita sana say Bplus and above are adviced(NOT CHASED) to try cadet or better still go to campus if you insist nobody denies you your right.
8. After certs next ni kupimwa height,weight,eyesight na kama uko flat foot at this stage watu wenye walinza wako close to half the number.
9. At around 1100hrs-1230hrs when the sun is hot mnafanyiwa warm down kidogo,kuonyewshwa route na final safety instructions na kuwachiliwa for a 5-10mile run depending on the mood the head of recruitment is in . vijana nwanakimbia yao yote mpaka unapumua damu na white substance inatokea kando ya mdomo.
10. ukirudi kutoka roady ni straight kwa medicals… presssure,urine sample, teeth, scars, balls and of course gate b inakua examined, hii stage ndo hutoa watu wengi. airforce and navy recruits are subjected to apptitude tests here at this point hujui nani ako in or out. The purpose ya mbio ni kutoa any underlying medical condition na kukuja number one does not guarantee shit for instance wakati wetu number 1 hangeweza kufunga jicho moja akatolewa, number two urine sample and he was out number three alikua blisterred from having flat foot. Its only the recruiting officer mwenye hujua ni how many anachukua.
11. depending na turnout recruitment can end as early as 1500hrs those successful are issued with recruitment letters and instructions on where to report for training and what to be brought along …but not before cleaning the compound and helping dismantle the tents!

On point Sir.

[imei2012]

ohh and i forgot you can leave at anytime if you feel you are being violated na division yenye iko kwa id card hio ndo utaandikiwa uko(i pity wale vijana huchukulia id kibera 'ile turnup inakuanga nyayo stadium!)

[wenya]

@Tronjan

Insurance manenos… want to make sure when u ask for compensation its only for injuries received in battle

Crap my son in USA airforce was never subjected through this. Infant he lost 4 teeth before joining forces. We do things like colonial days. We don’t want change. How many super bright kids with 2 teeth missing can fly a jet fighter? Kwani ni meno na scars that fly or fight enemy? They need to stop this stupidity. Let physical examination fail someone or aptitude test but not useless facts like body scars asshole diameter.

[Vladimir]

@imei2012

mko na maneno here is the complete procedure ya kuandikwa serviceman

1. Arrive early at the recruitment centre(probably district headquaters) …centre ina funguliwa officially 0600Am
2. The head of recruiting team gathers all you mofos toogether, greets you and reads for you the requirements.
3. Guys are asked to sit down in line according to the divisions you hail from.
4. In your division the lines are further divided into three army,airforce and navy…from experience line ya army ndo hukua refu na navy most fupi. It should be noted that depending na line umechukua ukichujwa huwes rudi kwa hio ingine for instance ukianguka apptitude tests za airforce huwes rudi kuingia line ya army! so choose wisely.
5. The first condition inakuanga “potential candidates should turn up in appropriate running gear” so wewe na hizo sahara,timberland ama office shoes zako unatolewa 0615hrs hata certs zako haziangaliwi running shoes means rubber shoes or sports shoes.
6. The area is cordoned off and under watchful eyes of the mil popo and marked with red tape so ukitolewa unakua escorted to the outside compound or perimeter.
7. Next ni certs kuchunguzwa na wale wamepita requirements wanabaki Wale wamepita sana say Bplus and above are adviced(NOT CHASED) to try cadet or better still go to campus if you insist nobody denies you your right.
8. After certs next ni kupimwa height,weight,eyesight na kama uko flat foot at this stage watu wenye walinza wako close to half the number.
9. At around 1100hrs-1230hrs when the sun is hot mnafanyiwa warm down kidogo,kuonyewshwa route na final safety instructions na kuwachiliwa for a 5-10mile run depending on the mood the head of recruitment is in . vijana nwanakimbia yao yote mpaka unapumua damu na white substance inatokea kando ya mdomo.
10. ukirudi kutoka roady ni straight kwa medicals… presssure,urine sample, teeth, scars, balls and of course gate b inakua examined, hii stage ndo hutoa watu wengi. airforce and navy recruits are subjected to apptitude tests here at this point hujui nani ako in or out. The purpose ya mbio ni kutoa any underlying medical condition na kukuja number one does not guarantee shit for instance wakati wetu number 1 hangeweza kufunga jicho moja akatolewa, number two urine sample and he was out number three alikua blisterred from having flat foot. Its only the recruiting officer mwenye hujua ni how many anachukua.
11. depending na turnout recruitment can end as early as 1500hrs those successful are issued with recruitment letters and instructions on where to report for training and what to be brought along …but not before cleaning the compound and helping dismantle the tents!

procedure ya recruitment ya specialist officer ni gani?
thank you in advance

[imei2012]

@Vladimir

procedure ya recruitment ya specialist officer ni gani?
thank you in advance

apply kulingana na advert if successful majina za wale watakua successful zitakua shortlisted kwa print media, reporting ni kenya military academy lanet procedure itakua as the above but a notch higher cadet selection iko mpaka na swimming na boxing , on the brighter side specialist cadet training is slightly shorter ie less than six months…all the best

[Vladimir]

@imei2012

mko na maneno here is the complete procedure ya kuandikwa serviceman

1. Arrive early at the recruitment centre(probably district headquaters) …centre ina funguliwa officially 0600Am
2. The head of recruiting team gathers all you mofos toogether, greets you and reads for you the requirements.
3. Guys are asked to sit down in line according to the divisions you hail from.
4. In your division the lines are further divided into three army,airforce and navy…from experience line ya army ndo hukua refu na navy most fupi. It should be noted that depending na line umechukua ukichujwa huwes rudi kwa hio ingine for instance ukianguka apptitude tests za airforce huwes rudi kuingia line ya army! so choose wisely.
5. The first condition inakuanga “potential candidates should turn up in appropriate running gear” so wewe na hizo sahara,timberland ama office shoes zako unatolewa 0615hrs hata certs zako haziangaliwi running shoes means rubber shoes or sports shoes.
6. The area is cordoned off and under watchful eyes of the mil popo and marked with red tape so ukitolewa unakua escorted to the outside compound or perimeter.
7. Next ni certs kuchunguzwa na wale wamepita requirements wanabaki Wale wamepita sana say Bplus and above are adviced(NOT CHASED) to try cadet or better still go to campus if you insist nobody denies you your right.
8. After certs next ni kupimwa height,weight,eyesight na kama uko flat foot at this stage watu wenye walinza wako close to half the number.
9. At around 1100hrs-1230hrs when the sun is hot mnafanyiwa warm down kidogo,kuonyewshwa route na final safety instructions na kuwachiliwa for a 5-10mile run depending on the mood the head of recruitment is in . vijana nwanakimbia yao yote mpaka unapumua damu na white substance inatokea kando ya mdomo.
10. ukirudi kutoka roady ni straight kwa medicals… presssure,urine sample, teeth, scars, balls and of course gate b inakua examined, hii stage ndo hutoa watu wengi. airforce and navy recruits are subjected to apptitude tests here at this point hujui nani ako in or out. The purpose ya mbio ni kutoa any underlying medical condition na kukuja number one does not guarantee shit for instance wakati wetu number 1 hangeweza kufunga jicho moja akatolewa, number two urine sample and he was out number three alikua blisterred from having flat foot. Its only the recruiting officer mwenye hujua ni how many anachukua.
11. depending na turnout recruitment can end as early as 1500hrs those successful are issued with recruitment letters and instructions on where to report for training and what to be brought along …but not before cleaning the compound and helping dismantle the tents!

umesema they check eyesight. Do they take mtu ako myopic (shortsighted) na anavaa prescription glasses??
as serviceman, cadet ama specialist officer?

[Shaka]

@wenya

Crap my son in USA airforce was never subjected through this. Infant he lost 4 teeth before joining forces. We do things like colonial days. We don’t want change. How many super bright kids with 2 teeth missing can fly a jet fighter? Kwani ni meno na scars that fly or fight enemy? They need to stop this stupidity. Let physical examination fail someone or aptitude test but not useless facts like body scars asshole diameter.

True, all they need to do is record the necessary physical condition at the time of recruitment. What does anus have to do with being an army officer

[chriskiil]

@Shegaj

wacha upate KDF doctor female…mko wawili kwa hema anakushow utoe nguo zote…this is after the race,for sijui medical checks… I remember, she was a cute doc in her late 20’s or early 30’s …I was young then just cleared high sch with raging hormones etc etc… she touched my balls and I had an instant massive erection…I couldn’t cough, she laughed and called her male colleague, ghasia zikaniambia niende nikaimwagie maji baridi ndio nirudi, but I still remember her cute wicked smile when she saw my d@ck…nilichujwa later ati sina 250K, a senior officer asking me" ni makende kubwa utaleta tu jeshi???

ahahahah,you finish me

[system]

Wale wote mko hapa mmesahao wanaitishanga 250k- 300k. Very few huingia the right way. Mimi hio ndio ilipotea.