Thick unshaven pu$$y- access denied....

[Purr_27]

@nairobilay

My team prefers to work with visual evidence. However the visual hallucinations from ingesting aflatoxins in maize flour straight from the posho mill can be very vivid and last for several hours. My team’s recommendation is that @shoti_mzito see a doctor as soon as possible or produce evidence forthwith.

Right on Boss

[Alchemist]

Picha ya momo no excuses 11 is almost!

[MluhyaMsapere]

@Hash_Tag

yaani uko na wife kwa hao>> flash forward ulidinyana masaku 7’s, unapewa hand jobs na sec, at 11 ur planning to go fvck a momo at luthuli>>>> whats the purpose of marriage kwani? hii tutaoa kweli?

Marriage is a sham…

[Alchemist]

@MluhyaMsapere

Marriage is a sham…

I always say so too

[The.Black.Templar]

@MluhyaMsapere

Marriage is a sham…

@MgangAlchemist

I always say so too

don’t be deceived my friends, people are getting married every weekend, just walk around town and see for your self on any chosen weekend. Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

Let me just say something since this statement always makes me mad, I wish that of every breakup story we hear there is someone who gives a success story of their relationship/marriage…but no they don’t because they don’t have to advertise themselves. The reason why so many people are always calling radio shows in the morning is because they know that they are the minority and they wanna shout out to everybody that marriage is a scam and deceive and brain wash them so that their small click of unhappy people gets bigger.

Well, the truth is this, people are indeed planning and getting married, so hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

[mkengele]

fr long i had nothin to do wen at work and idle den along came kenyatalk hehehe yawa and pple talk lol

[Lifeist]

@Purr_27

Kwa hivyo si wewe ulikuwa umedumpiwa by a gal hapo Roysa …mmmh ??

Naweza kutaka lakini iwe chini ya maji , matusi ya @junkie asubuhi siwesmek

Wueeh!

[byro]

@shoti_mzito

I am alone and a lady from an adjacent firm has just walked into my office at 08:05am, should I smash or pass…….?

She’s been on my neck for the last couple of weeks- and mama watoto amenifuria kuanzia apate a packet of condoms in my car nikitoka masaku 7’s, demanding to know the whereabouts of the other two….

Will give you the outcome in 10 minutes, just keep in touch:

Here we go…

OK, its now 8.29amand this is how it went down:
I stripped her trouser one leg, stroked her thick unshaven pu**y with my middle right hand finger, had her grab my whopper- and that’s the greatest mistake that I have done in so many years. She jerked off and threatened to scream just by touching the bazooka!! I am really disappointed, and with a serious hard on to last the whole day.

I am going down town at exactly 11am and find myself a horny momo and unleash my frustrations on her, since tomorrow is a public holiday……

UKO SURE BOSS, HAKUSHIKA A TURTLE DICK AKASHTUKA??o_Oo_O

[system]

@The.Black.Templar

don’t be deceived my friends, people getting married every weekend, just walk around town and see for your self on any chosen weekend. Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

Let me just say something since this statement always makes me mad, I wish that of every breakup story we hear there is someone who gives a success story of their relationship/marriage…but no they don’t because they don’t have to advertise themselves. The reason why so many people are always calling radio shows in the morning is because they know that they are the minority and they wanna shout out to everybody that marriage is a scam and deceive and brain wash them so that their small click of unhappy people gets bigger.

Well, the truth is this, people are indeed planning and getting married, so hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

Thank you!! Clapping loudly Well said…

That comment got me…almost started a thread! Marriage is blissful only if you did it for the right reasons! Not money,not kids,not age, not pussy, not tangible things…

[Alchemist]

@Female Perspective

Thank you!! Clapping loudly Well said…

That comment got me…almost started a thread! Marriage is blissful only if you did it for the right reasons! Not money,not kids,not age, not pu**y, not tangible things…

Couldn’t agree less.
Your reason is better than this pretence and self consolation:

@The.Black.Templar

hii story yenyu ya ufala ati marriage sijui nini mpelekee hukooooooo

Or is this fellow a wedding planner and he is worried people are falling for our rationality train?

@The.Black.Templar

Wedding planners and photographers are raking in a killing!

[The.Black.Templar]

@MgangAlchemist

Couldn’t agree less.
Your reason is better than this pretence and self consolation:

Or is this fellow a wedding planner and he is worried people are falling for our rationality train?

common man, you are better than that, its not all about being negative all the time. So what if I am a wedding planner? would it make my statement any less truthful?

[The.Black.Templar]

@Female Perspective

…almost started a thread!

please do…its about time someone did!

[Alchemist]

@The.Black.Templar

So what if I am a wedding planner? would it make my statement any less truthful?

It only feeds my curiosity.

@The.Black.Templar

you are better than that, its not all about being negative all the time

Not always, in science we have the hypothesis and the null hypothesis. It is all about coming up with a better argument. If we all agree/disagree with marriage those opinions will be biased. We need the other team to prove point blank that this team is relevant or not.

[The.Black.Templar]

@MgangAlchemist

It only feeds my curiosity.

Not always, in science we have the hypothesis and the null hypothesis. It is all about coming up with a better argument. If we all agree/disagree with marriage those opinions will be biased. We need the other team to prove point blank that this team is relevant or not.

From my own hypothesis of observation, there are way more “Happy marriage” stories than break ups…its all out there in the open.

[Purr_27]

@Female Perspective

Thank you!! Clapping loudly Well said…

That comment got me…almost started a thread! Marriage is blissful only if you did it for the right reasons! Not money,not kids,not age, not pu**y, not tangible things…

Am also going for it

[Alchemist]

@The.Black.Templar

From my own hypothesis of observation, there are way more “Happy marriage” stories than break ups…its all out there in the open

Am not about to take a survey of that information. It all boils down to an individual. Ata kama watu mia wamefurahi unaeza kua wewe peke yako unaumia.

[shoti_mzito]

@Purr_27

Kwa hivyo si wewe ulikuwa umedumpiwa by a gal hapo Roysa …mmmh ??

Naweza kutaka lakini iwe chini ya maji , matusi ya @junkie asubuhi siwesmek

Purr_27, wacha tutatafutana tujuane vizuri after hii holiday ya Obama. Unaweza angukia my July fat salary, ushawahi enda Watamu…

[Alchemist]

@shoti_mzito sijasahau weka picha ya momo!

[Purr_27]

@shoti_mzito

Purr_27, wacha tutatafutana tujuane vizuri after hii holiday ya Obama. Unaweza angukia my July fat salary, ushawahi enda Watamu…

:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

[Alchemist]

We weka picha ya momo! Alaa kwani unatubebaje?