Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn:D:D:D:D
i wonna DF this bar maid. i mean i have been eyeing her n kept tabs just around the counter whenever it’s her turn to receive bills n enjoyed her cleavage n panty lines everytime she bends to have access to it. so today i just get my plc has bn taken bt still made it nearer as i could. she keeps saying hi to me and asking small small questions about me n general life. being out of town n also not feeling well since monday, nkaketi na kuagiza. she then comes straight to me immediately as my buddy leaves for the gents n asks where i have been n how seriously, she has missed me. she then notices am not on my ussual Tusker n asks why, i get honest with her n she tells me back… “then you aint fit for today” n leaves. all that while nmesumbuka sana till nkamkuta n asked her what she takes… akasema caprice is ok for now bt after kunipea condacts, i insisted. after which ameniambia nsiende bila kumwambia.
condacts?? sijasema wewe ni mluhya
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Muranga:
Herpes has no cure.
As long as your immune system isn’t compromised, Herpes having no cure isn’t such a big deal.Your body is able to keep it suppresed for the rest of your life.
kijanamrefu:
Caprice ni nini?
Caprice sio wine ama nguo ya msichana. It is a sudden [usually unpredictable or unaccountable] change of mood or behaviour.
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March 23, 2015, 11:18am
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Oh, some funny funny winem