This Guy Ndemo!

[Meria_Mata]

@gashwin

hudhurungi?

sijawai skia hio? how do you pronounce that?

[gashwin]

@Meria Mata

sijawai skia hio? how do you pronounce that?

all i know zambaraus are purple or towards indigo…never seen pilau that colour…

[xuma]

@Meria Mata

were you a teacher at one time?

Not really but loved Swahili with a passion. Took it to a higher level and learnt from the best.(That best included Ken Walibora who happened to be my Swahili teacher while in form three and four)

[xuma]

@gashwin

hudhurungi?

Yaweza pia kuwa hudhurungi kutegemea na virutubisho unavyotumia.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@inzhener otmetka

This guy is spot-on. Let’s not just condemn him blindly. I’m sure most talkers are not aware that machines exist for making samosas, chapatis, doughnuts among others. Just imagine if you could design and patent a machine for making ugali or sima, to please @Meria Mata n @Mabenda.

My brother, you are flogging a dead horse.

THIS SO-CALLED EDUCATED YOUNG AFRICANS ARE THE MOST STUPID, IDIOTIC AND IMBECILIC THERE HAS EVER BEEN.

To them, life begins and ends with Facebook and social media.

Thinking out of the box is strange to them. Actually, thinking is strange to them.

The mzungu bakes millions of loaves using machines, but they can’t sit back and say, wait a moment, can we make a machine that makes ugali, our most favourite food?

Of course its outlandish, but its AN IDEA. SOMEBODY HAS THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX, AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS RUBBISH HIM.

Ideas to them have no value. Only porn.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Ideas to them have no value. Only porn.

Quite true, a good example is the village @junkie

[xuma]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

but its AN IDEA. SOMEBODY HAS THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX, AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS RUBBISH HIM

And that’s why foreigners come in and patent the likes of Kikois and Akalas leaving us to claim later that we have been sijui shortchanged. Mara ooooh!ooooh! Bure Kabisa!

[system]

@xuma

Mpunga ndio huanza kama ule mmea shambani. Tunapouvuna, tunapata mchele. Tunapoupika ule mchele, unaiva na kuwa wali. Huwa tu Pilau tunapouchanganya huo mchele kabla kuiva na virutubisho vya kutamania na kutoa harufu nzuri na pia vilevile kuubadilisha rangi kutoka nyeupe hadi ya zambarau.

Wallah bin Wallah

[junkie]

@kush yule mnono

Quite true, a good example is the village @junkie

haha pot calling the kettle black!!
umbwa wewe

[xuma]

@Deorro na kina Mwenda Mbatia, Wamitila, Mohammed Said Abdulla and others.

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

My brother, you are flogging a dead horse.

THIS SO-CALLED EDUCATED YOUNG AFRICANS ARE THE MOST STUPID, IDIOTIC AND IMBECILIC THERE HAS EVER BEEN.

To them, life begins and ends with Facebook and social media.

Thinking out of the box is strange to them. Actually, thinking is strange to them.

The mzungu bakes millions of loaves using machines, but they can’t sit back and say, wait a moment, can we make a machine that makes ugali, our most favourite food?

Of course its outlandish, but its AN IDEA. SOMEBODY HAS THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX, AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS RUBBISH HIM.

Ideas to them have no value. Only porn.

Kwenda huko. Kwani bread baking machines were invented after Facebook? Na kwani is ugali a new meal? Where the f**k was your generation when the whiteman was inventing baking machines and the oven? As if your generation invented anything meaningful ujifanye hapa bashing today’s youth. Some inventions are due to wotk done by the prior generation. Did your generation even make an effort to lay a foundation?

[The_stepper]

am working on it…just like a cofee maker…Ndemo on point…mimi stakki ugali sticky…

[The_stepper]

yaani tunashughulikia ugali first generation

[manue]

We took the mantle from a generation of fuckers and drunkards. Nothing to write home about

[inzhener_otmetka]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

My brother, you are flogging a dead horse.

THIS SO-CALLED EDUCATED YOUNG AFRICANS ARE THE MOST STUPID, IDIOTIC AND IMBECILIC THERE HAS EVER BEEN.

To them, life begins and ends with Facebook and social media.

Thinking out of the box is strange to them. Actually, thinking is strange to them.

The mzungu bakes millions of loaves using machines, but they can’t sit back and say, wait a moment, can we make a machine that makes ugali, our most favourite food?

Of course its outlandish, but its AN IDEA. SOMEBODY HAS THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX, AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS RUBBISH HIM.

Ideas to them have no value. Only porn.

@FieldMarshal CouchP, umeongea kama FieldMarshal watatu ingawaje uko man-alone!

[inzhener_otmetka]

@The stepper

am working on it…just like a cofee maker…Ndemo on point…mimi stakki ugali sticky…

@The stepper

am working on it…just like a cofee maker…Ndemo on point…mimi stakki ugali sticky…

I’ll beat you it. Just imagine me selling Ugali-making equipment to satisfy 40 million Kenyans just as a stepping stone to the rest of the world! Hata Kirubi ataniomba cell phone number awe akinipigia simu when I’m free!

[kiLo]

I think a dough mixer can be modified kupikia ugali

[kawambui]

that guy was right ,ile upuzi tuko nsyo hatuwes saidika