This is Guka - A Few, Hard Hometruths..............

gashwin · March 3, 2019, 10:28am

Don’t worry. Tuko wengi.

Wanaruona · March 3, 2019, 10:30am

It was withheld order from above. Mbona muraguli was redeployed coz he could have spilled the beans. Tumefunguka macho kuria was right he told that drunkard straight in his face. He has done nothing for kumira kumira batallion. Mtoto ya umbwa.

Okwonkwo · March 3, 2019, 10:36am

Niaje bonobo

montecarlo · March 3, 2019, 10:37am

Over the last few weeks I have come to confirm a very sad suspicion; that our country is unlikely to go anywhere unless the 1.2% of us who are intelligent rise up and do the heavy lifting.

Leaving national discourse to the majority – 98.8% of you here - is proving to be a cringey and distressing orgy in idiocy, imbecility and irrationality. Basically, your discourse seems to confirm what I have been alleging all along – that most of you are low-IQed, low-esteemed foolish people who cannot think to save your lives. Yes, I said that, and I mean every word of it.

Take the raging corruption debate, for example.

The buzzwords/phrases here and elsewhere are: Gathecha is the most corrupt president/Uhuru is the worst president ever/So much was stolen here and there/ ad nauseum.

But if you scratch the surface of these stupid and false statements, many of which are driven by baseless data from a clueless media, you find they are exactly what you suspect them to be; the ramblings of a brainless, unthinking population that has the collective intellectual capacity of a troop of baboons.

Now let’s get one thing correct. Uhuruto have been a major disappointment. They are not the creative and innovative dynamic duo we hoped they were. They have performed even worse than Mzee Kibaki, perhaps the best president Kenya has had so far.

Having said that, let me start with an example and a challenge.

Could any of you provide a clip showing Dr Ruto, the DP, saying that only Sh7 billion was lost, and not Sh21 billion, in the dam ‘scandal’? The fact is, HE NEVER SAID THAT, although I have seen TENS of you here – like the brainless primates you are – repeating Babuon’s stupid lie over and over again. It’s as if mmerogwa – you cannot simply independently interpret data on your own. Even simple statements made on national TV, and backed by statements from The Treasury seem difficult to comprehend.

You don’t want facts and data to come in the way of your low-IQed conspiracy theories. In a country where people still kill each other for witchcraft, believe in a big White God in the sky and many hope to get rich by betting – all symptoms of low intelligence – it is not difficult to understand this silliness. It comes with the territory.

The other illustration I would like to use is the ‘Gathecha is the biggest thief ever’ imbecility. Again, it makes for a simple, clean-cut explanation for the mentally-challenged, and keg-base talk. It does not interrogate, for example, the implications of the 2013 constitution and the so-called independence of the Judiciary in the fight against corruption.

The fact is, as Uhuru himself has said, we have one of the most corrupt judicial systems in the world. Poor people are jailed daily for years on end, while thieves of billions are released on 50K bonds. Some like Swazuri are even allowed to go back to their public offices as their cases proceed so that they can interfere with evidence.

The unending excuse of the judiciary is; we can only convict with the evidence given to us. Intelligent people would easily counter this argument with a counter-question; is it the cases of the rich that never have sufficient evidence?

You would then ask; how come confessed and convicted thieves like Senator Gwendo can be released from jail before they have served their sentences eti they are not serial offenders? While poor people rot in jail?

Because the judiciary – which is not in the ambit of the president – is the weakest, most corrupt link in the fight against corruption.

No, it is NOT Uhuru who is letting this country down, it is Maraga and his gang of 40 wakoras.

Now you would expect anybody with a modicum of inteliegence to see this and then lobby for corrective action by Parliament, including say by constituting a Commonwealth bench. But no, perhaps it doesn’t fit your tribal, prejudiced outlook. Better to blame Uhuru and Ruto, just the same way you blame Satan for avoidable accidents or witchcraft for a child’s malaria death. Ni kama kurogwa mmmerogwa.

Personally, I would think that next to low IQ and the judiciary, the other danger to Kenya is our hopeless media. Which is not surpising really – the media is representative of the population. Hawana akili. Our so-called independent journalists cannot interrogate simple data, or make any congent arguments.

They thrive in innuendo, propaganda, half-truths and outright crap. KPC loses 60 billion kind of shit, or even the recent dam reports.

The media has convinced you – basically a bonobo in a shirt – that you are somehow intelligent, hard-working and smart. That it is only your leaders who are corrupt and deterrent to your progress. So, if you are all these, how come you behave the way you do? How come I can leave my smart phone on a bar counter in Cologne and find it there the next day but cannot leave my kabambe on the table for 10 minutes in Nairobi without it developing legs?

How come you continue breeding like rats even as you live in slums? How come you die in decrepit PSVs which you yourselves board and then blame satan when the darn things crash? How come you are scammed by betting companies and fake pastors every day and then start crying ‘serikali saidia!’? How come you litter and urinate all over the place like some ferking animals?

I could go on and on and on and on.

But the fact is, THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE TOTALLY UNABLE OF LOGICAL, CONGENT THOUGHT AND CIVILISED BEHAVIOUR. YOUR ARE LOW-IQED MATHAFAKAS WHO THRIVE IN: “GATHECA IS THE BIGGEST THIEF EVER”; ‘KENYA IUZWE TUGAWANE”; “KENYA IS FERKED”; “KENYA IS A SHITHOLE”; “OUR LEADERS…………

Basically clueless non-nuanced baboon talk that doesn’t address the real issues and challenges.

It may make you sleep better as you wallow in your miasma of poverty and mediocrity, but blaming satan, witchcraft, Uhuru, Ruto or whoever for your own misery won’t solve a thing.

Young man, to you and those who have liked your usual babbling, all I can say is that you are a very inconsistent low ranking bonobo monkey in the bonobo kingdom.
The JSC oversees the Judiciary in entirety; so I ask, what has it done lately? Who appoints its members? Who ratifies their appointment? Which arm of government brings the other two to the table? Does the executive only have one avenue of sorting out the Judiciary?
And yes Gatheca is the Don Corleon of corruption and Arap Mashamba soon to be too is currently the Consiglieri . He may not directly engage in it but he has patronized those engaging in it. The Swahilis say, ‘mchagua jembe si mkulima’…incompetence always finds areas to shift blame to. The kingpin is clueless. Wacha tu pambane na hali yetu since we will never stop being tribal and we will never stop practicing ‘tumbo’ politics.

gashwin · March 3, 2019, 10:42am

Kindly enlighten us; what are the avenues?

Makonika · March 3, 2019, 10:47am

Poa saidi klepto.

Swansea · March 3, 2019, 10:50am

Begs to question as in his assertion who the low IQ imbeciles really are? Nyani haoni kundule.

Uhuru is an incorrigible drunk and weed head. Ruto a kleptomaniac, whose greed is insatiable. This is no open secret. Never was, before 2013, 2017. Did they expect a different outcome?

@FieldMarshal CouchP unatu bore with these inane rants. Meffi.

gashwin · March 3, 2019, 10:51am

Naona umepata voco mpya.

Okwonkwo · March 3, 2019, 10:54am

Am learning from the intelligent 1%…

gashwin · March 3, 2019, 10:55am

:D:D

Makonika · March 3, 2019, 10:56am

OP ni mafwi.

LuandaMagere · March 3, 2019, 10:59am

Uhuru is incompetent ! fullstop …

montecarlo · March 3, 2019, 11:04am

I won’t. Your pal claims that we don’t think and only 1% thinks and since you liked his comment it means that you agree with his/her notion. It can also be deduced that that you think you are among the 1%. So member of the thinking committee, what should be done to or for the Judiciary to make it effective?

Okwonkwo · March 3, 2019, 11:05am

How to appear intelligent while you are not:

Call the rest of humanity bonobos and low IQ’d imbeciles
…

gashwin · March 3, 2019, 11:07am

Hold your peace then.

Nattydread · March 3, 2019, 11:07am

A serious politician and a sincere anti-corruption crusader would mobilise the strongest weapon he has: his voters. Judges, prosecutors and cops do not have such a weapon.

How do you think Jubilee beat the Judiciary TWICE in 2017?

P.s. Read what Sen. Kerrow said up there. Uhuru cannot keep pretending that he is above the rot and helpless. Case in point: who appointed Echesa?

Swansea · March 3, 2019, 11:25am

Did you read this?

http://www.nipate.org/index.php?topic=7385.0

ndume · March 3, 2019, 11:33am

Over the last few weeks I have come to confirm a very sad suspicion; that our country is unlikely to go anywhere unless the 1.2% of us who are intelligent rise up and do the heavy lifting.

Leaving national discourse to the majority – 98.8% of you here - is proving to be a cringey and distressing orgy in idiocy, imbecility and irrationality. Basically, your discourse seems to confirm what I have been alleging all along – that most of you are low-IQed, low-esteemed foolish people who cannot think to save your lives. Yes, I said that, and I mean every word of it.

Take the raging corruption debate, for example.

The buzzwords/phrases here and elsewhere are: Gathecha is the most corrupt president/Uhuru is the worst president ever/So much was stolen here and there/ ad nauseum.

But if you scratch the surface of these stupid and false statements, many of which are driven by baseless data from a clueless media, you find they are exactly what you suspect them to be; the ramblings of a brainless, unthinking population that has the collective intellectual capacity of a troop of baboons.

Now let’s get one thing correct. Uhuruto have been a major disappointment. They are not the creative and innovative dynamic duo we hoped they were. They have performed even worse than Mzee Kibaki, perhaps the best president Kenya has had so far.

Having said that, let me start with an example and a challenge.

Could any of you provide a clip showing Dr Ruto, the DP, saying that only Sh7 billion was lost, and not Sh21 billion, in the dam ‘scandal’? The fact is, HE NEVER SAID THAT, although I have seen TENS of you here – like the brainless primates you are – repeating Babuon’s stupid lie over and over again. It’s as if mmerogwa – you cannot simply independently interpret data on your own. Even simple statements made on national TV, and backed by statements from The Treasury seem difficult to comprehend.

You don’t want facts and data to come in the way of your low-IQed conspiracy theories. In a country where people still kill each other for witchcraft, believe in a big White God in the sky and many hope to get rich by betting – all symptoms of low intelligence – it is not difficult to understand this silliness. It comes with the territory.

The other illustration I would like to use is the ‘Gathecha is the biggest thief ever’ imbecility. Again, it makes for a simple, clean-cut explanation for the mentally-challenged, and keg-base talk. It does not interrogate, for example, the implications of the 2013 constitution and the so-called independence of the Judiciary in the fight against corruption.

The fact is, as Uhuru himself has said, we have one of the most corrupt judicial systems in the world. Poor people are jailed daily for years on end, while thieves of billions are released on 50K bonds. Some like Swazuri are even allowed to go back to their public offices as their cases proceed so that they can interfere with evidence.

The unending excuse of the judiciary is; we can only convict with the evidence given to us. Intelligent people would easily counter this argument with a counter-question; is it the cases of the rich that never have sufficient evidence?

You would then ask; how come confessed and convicted thieves like Senator Gwendo can be released from jail before they have served their sentences eti they are not serial offenders? While poor people rot in jail?

Because the judiciary – which is not in the ambit of the president – is the weakest, most corrupt link in the fight against corruption.

No, it is NOT Uhuru who is letting this country down, it is Maraga and his gang of 40 wakoras.

Now you would expect anybody with a modicum of inteliegence to see this and then lobby for corrective action by Parliament, including say by constituting a Commonwealth bench. But no, perhaps it doesn’t fit your tribal, prejudiced outlook. Better to blame Uhuru and Ruto, just the same way you blame Satan for avoidable accidents or witchcraft for a child’s malaria death. Ni kama kurogwa mmmerogwa.

Personally, I would think that next to low IQ and the judiciary, the other danger to Kenya is our hopeless media. Which is not surpising really – the media is representative of the population. Hawana akili. Our so-called independent journalists cannot interrogate simple data, or make any congent arguments.

They thrive in innuendo, propaganda, half-truths and outright crap. KPC loses 60 billion kind of shit, or even the recent dam reports.

The media has convinced you – basically a bonobo in a shirt – that you are somehow intelligent, hard-working and smart. That it is only your leaders who are corrupt and deterrent to your progress. So, if you are all these, how come you behave the way you do? How come I can leave my smart phone on a bar counter in Cologne and find it there the next day but cannot leave my kabambe on the table for 10 minutes in Nairobi without it developing legs?

How come you continue breeding like rats even as you live in slums? How come you die in decrepit PSVs which you yourselves board and then blame satan when the darn things crash? How come you are scammed by betting companies and fake pastors every day and then start crying ‘serikali saidia!’? How come you litter and urinate all over the place like some ferking animals?

I could go on and on and on and on.

But the fact is, THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE TOTALLY UNABLE OF LOGICAL, CONGENT THOUGHT AND CIVILISED BEHAVIOUR. YOUR ARE LOW-IQED MATHAFAKAS WHO THRIVE IN: “GATHECA IS THE BIGGEST THIEF EVER”; ‘KENYA IUZWE TUGAWANE”; “KENYA IS FERKED”; “KENYA IS A SHITHOLE”; “OUR LEADERS…………

Basically clueless non-nuanced baboon talk that doesn’t address the real issues and challenges.

It may make you sleep better as you wallow in your miasma of poverty and mediocrity, but blaming satan, witchcraft, Uhuru, Ruto or whoever for your own misery won’t solve a thing.

Blaming judiciary and calling your compatriots low IQs won’t wash. If anything, it shows how high your tolerance of corruption is and how low your morality threshold is. What is the work of the president if not oversight? People inflating tenders and implementing ghost projects are in the executive branch, what has Uhuru done to them apart from his monotonous whining and keeping them in government to continue looting? Do not say that firing and hiring people is a judicial function too!

The truth is, Uhuru has never had a single philosophical moment with himself to discern what he would want to do for this country. The consequence of this is a tragic, hopeless and ineptitude president. This is visible when he gives an off-the cuff speech either at official or informal meetings. He comes across as a person that does know this country. Case in point is when he sees a child from a poor background and volunteer to pay fees for her or him, akin to a celebrity who has landed from Europe or America. He does that and pretend that solves the fee problem of millions of other children in the country, does he even know they exist?

It does not matter whether Uhuru is personally corrupt or not. The perception is that he has left the government on an auto-pilot mode where he is a clueless and hopeless passenger in the midst of an uninhibited carnality orgy. Unfortunately for Kenya, this has cheapened the office of the president and it will take years to repair.

The Irony is that those who supported him knew all this but they lacked an alternative candidate.

Mzeiya_Flany · March 3, 2019, 11:52am

Wahenga husema nyani huona kundule.

To begin with, the relathieves in question are Nyokabi Kenyatta and Kathleen Kihanya. Your god’s sister and cousin.

Their shell company Sundales Limited are among those that were listed as suppliers for KEMSA and interestingly enough, they are still in the list of suppliers for THIS year.

And to answer upuzi question number 3; it is estimated that as at Oct. 29 2016, that company received Ksh 200million. Considering that they are still in the list of suppliers for this financial year, its not beyond the realm of possibility that they have received much, much more.

And before you continue shitting about the broken laws like the stupid thuraku that you are,the Public Procurement Regulations sec.33 outlaws contracting with the relatives of any state officer, one of whom includes the president.

mikel · March 3, 2019, 12:12pm

Mimi niko pale 98%. Will sit on the sidelines and benefit from your unmatched wisdom in the comments.