This is Guka - Guka Predicts....

[system]

@KamauLM

Nowadays people are asking for things they are not ready for. Look at the Brits and Brexit, the EU had to step in. Algerians and Sudanese think street protests will solve their problem. People must learn that government cannot buy bread or flour because one pay taxes.

What does it do with the taxes then

[KamauLM]

@Kimakia

What does it do with the taxes then

Nasema kuprotest kuhusu ushuru haimaanishi utapata unga ugali imekungoja nyumbani

[nimechoka]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Going with the excitement among European diplomatic circles in Nairobi, Guka predicts that Sudanese president Bashir will be deposed by the army in the next 24hours.

The actual announcement is likely to be made hours to or on Friday, the Muslim sabbath.

B ashir is expected to be granted political by either Syria or Russia to be safe from the ICC.

Guka predicts this at 0712hrs EAT.

CC: @Okiya

you were right:D:D:D actually less than 24 hours. only four hours…

[system]

@nimechoka

you were right:D:D:D actually less than 24 hours. only four hours…

that’s like predicting that there will be darkness at night

[Alchemist]

@Okiya

Predict vitu zitasaidia wakenya kama mafuta kupanda by 5 shillings on Sunday.

Wewe uligeuka nduthi ukaanza kunywa mafuta?

[Commander_Bellamy]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Going with the excitement among European diplomatic circles in Nairobi, Guka predicts that Sudanese president Bashir will be deposed by the army in the next 24hours.

The actual announcement is likely to be made hours to or on Friday, the Muslim sabbath.

B ashir is expected to be granted political by either Syria or Russia to be safe from the ICC.

Guka predicts this at 0712hrs EAT.

CC: @Okiya

This are signs of sinility

[Nattydread]

@Commander Bellamy

This are signs of sinility

Sinility ni kuwa na madhambi ya kuzidi?

[magazine]

@Okiya

Predict vitu zitasaidia wakenya kama mafuta kupanda by 5 shillings on Sunday.

5 bob at once is a lot, I bet some matatu routes will add 10 /= yet they never bothered to reduce when the price fell from 128 to 100 bob

[Dune]

Dementia inakusumbua mzee, I can book you for psychotherapy sessions with my Psychotherapist. Unapredict kitu iko all over the interwebs?

[Okiya]

@magazine

5 bob at once is a lot, I bet some matatu routes will add 10 /= yet they never bothered to reduce when the price fell from 128 to 100 bob

It’s now official. New fuel price for Nairobi is 106.6. Last month’s price was 101.35

[Jobi4]

Don’t know why I always see a foreign hand in this “Uprisings”. Mostly either the CIA or if in francophone countries, the French DGSE. I always believe the Western perception of democracy and human rights will never work in the Arab World. Rather it only leads to more chaos. What they are used to is iron fist rule.