system
August 15, 2019, 5:09am
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Well played,I will no longer be taking them into account
mikel
August 15, 2019, 6:11am
23
since there is no luhyia whore to write about the old man decided to demonize their men.
Guka, we are taught to avoid redundancy in the English language! Luyhas and watchmen? C’mo Men .
mikel
August 15, 2019, 11:54am
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:D:D am glad he didn’t have to repeat himself after he mentioned chokoras and prostitutes
I visited the brothel today; I was around those sides and decided to do a ‘wazee hukumbuka’.
Mr Gikonyo still keeps the place pretty clean. Service is good, with a WhiteKAP at 220/=.
As for the hoes (which is why 99.9872417% of you are reading this post) my all favourite tablemate Madam Wangari was missing in action. I heard she’s constructing something, and she bought herself a car. I just love her braggadocio and conversation. One time, drunk, she showed me a clip where they were having a lesbian show with another fatso. Hata nilibao - it was erotic.
The Kambas veterans are still there - 10 years later, including the dark fat one who keeps getting married on and off. Bitch once called me a dog before realising I was connected. Offered me her pu**y in apology and I just smiled. No thanks, sewer, I love myself. I think the dicks that have ferked the bitch and her Kao crew could extend beyond the solar system, end-to-end.
I don’t know whether I imagined it, but the hoes today basically looked beat down. It seems uchumi ni mbaya. But kulikuwa na kengine just over 18…lakini kalikuwa kanakaa kama hakajui kuosha kuma. These things are important.
As for the Johns who were walking in and out, it never ceases to amaze me that a REAL man can have an erection with a woman who has been ferked the whole day by manambas, watchmen, chokoras, Luhyas, whatever. I don’t care how fly she looks, a rubbish bin is a rubbish bin. And a woman who gets ferked for two/three dollars each 15 minutes by the lowest of Nairobi is, well, as good as a urinal - and just as clean.
Moral of the story? Go ferk yourself, there’s no moral of the story shit. I just sat through four hours of baboon HIV transmission shit, and came out at the end a little high…on WhiteKAP and thighsights.
Guka ametapika yote !
I once took a slayqueen to nyota… She enjoyed the samosas… But alitoroka after…
Ungemununulia ’ operation ’@kush yule mnono used to call it ‘combie’
Hehe … mudu wa Kasarani. Combi pale canteen breaktime. Noma sana