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[Mwendabai_Albert]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Has your miserable Kayole life changed?

Hii labda @uwesmake atuambie

[Oscar_Kibet]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

OK, Ok, nimekunywa White Kap which explains the bad rangueiji. Poleni sana.

Any way what I wanted to say is that this refrain about corruption in 254 is starting to kind of irritate me. Just look at the Sonko Pumwani saga - you niggas were just too ready to jump at the corruption excuse to do any critical thinking. Like the unthinking bonobos you are, you simply jumped at the conspiracy theories and said, aaaaaaaaah, the management of Pumwani is corrupt. One bright spark here even asked me why that management had not put up a morgue. That’s how brilliant some of us are, degrees and all.

Well, well, well, the same gavana who fed you this stupidity was there today delivering soda coolers to be used as cold boxes for dead neonates. Why had he not at the very least taken the first steps since he was elected to build a normal morgue? Why had his gavament not issued body bags and body transfer trolleys?

Do you guys remember the Moi Gals and KNH caesarean mathas rape sagas? You are taken for fools everyday because people like Alai, who are paid extortinists, know you can’t think to save your lives. You just like a juicy story that screams corruption and ineptitude so you can demand for somebody’s head. And in the process the lives of some very dedicated Kenyans are ruined (the Moi Gals head had to resign in disgrace, despite no rape having taken place).

Mnafaidika nini? Sasa vile madaktari wa Pumwani wamekuwa interdicted, ama vile hiyo stori ya Moi Gals ilipeleka huyo massa nyumbani, has it added a single sufuria of ugali to your table? Has your miserable Kayole life changed?

Any way, let me go to what drove me to put up this post even when drunk; the corruption hullabaloo.

It has become the big scapegoat for the unwashed masses. Why are you poor, Mr Wafula? Corruption tatii. Why are you drinking kumi kumi Njoroge? Hii korapshion ya Uhuru itatumarisa guka? Mweni, kwani kazi ni kuuza tu kuma Mlolongo? Aiii we mboss, kii kitimba ni chakwa na koraption ya Uhuru.

Niggas please. We have a problem with corruption, yes. Nobody in his right mind can dispute that.

But there is also a lot more at play. And a lot of it has to do with you. And me, sometimes. To try and say - like many of you are doing here day in day out - that all your problems are due to Uhuru is downright stupid and imbecilic.

When you were voting for a stupid constitution and we in the ‘No’ campaign told you that it was a silly document (how I wish my comments in Klost could be retrieved!) what did you say? That democarcy is expensive and Kenya was rich enough. Now, in an economy about 15% that of Texas you have 100 times the number of representatives. Niggas, you brought this shit on yourselves because you can’t do what is called strategic thinking - and imagine eti that the katiba was written by ‘experts’ with PHDs. Pthuuuuu!

Again, only about 3 million of you - from a population of 50 million - pay direct taxes! The others don’t pay nadda because basic goods like milk and flour are exempt. BUT THEY ALL WANT FREE HEATHCARE, EDUCATION, SANITARY TOWELS FOR THEIR 19 GIRLS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL etc etc etc. And you know what? Because most of you breed like some rats, 25 million of Kenyans are in school! Wrap that around your head - 25 of the 50 million don’t produce anything but eat and shit - and expect free education, healthcare, roads, security, whatever paid by who? The 3 million who pay taxes!

Look, somebody said that there is no free lunch anywhere in the world. If you eat for free, somebody is paying. In a country with such an inverted population pyramid such as Kenya, you can’t have freebies like in Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Finland. Oh and by the way, the population of all these four Nordic countries is 26 million but their economies are like 50 times that of Kenya. Their population pyramid is such that 75 per cent of their people are economically productive. Lakini you mankies want to say you can copy their socio-welfare models and give freebies left right and center? How silly can you be? Even in the US people have to pay for their education and healthcare! China had to freeze its population to develop, but here we want to give out free sanitary powels even before we distribute contraceptives.

Corruption is a problem in Kenya, yes, but the problem is way, way bigger than that. In my mind the biggest problem is the national outlook. People here don’t want to pay taxes but want free things. The little taxes that are paid are used - thanks to the stupid constitution that I opposed - to remunerate a few fat cats at the top of the bureuacracy. The general population breeds like rats and expects free things from I don’t know who.

Uhuru is incompetent and inept, agreed, but that is only 10 per cent of the problem.

Now rush into your bathroom and look in the mirror. You’ll see the other 90%. You voted for a stupid constitution. You want free things and yet pay no taxes. You breed like rats. You whine and take no action.

You are just a negro like all the negroes that there ever have been.

USELESS.

HIC!!

Look at these simple facts and then realize that we Kenyans totally got our priorities lopsided. India has an area of 3.28 million square kilometers while Kenya is only 0.584 million square kilometers. India has a population of 1.24 billion whereas Kenya is a dwarf demographically with a mere 42 million. The eligible voters in India are a massive 812 million compared to Kenya’s 14 million. India’s land mass is 6 times bigger than Kenya’s. India’s population is almost 30 times more than the Kenyan population. The voters in India can vote in Kenya’s general elections 58 times without anyone voting twice. Now here comes the shocker. India has only 790 members in its national assembly while Kenya has 416.

[Mediocre]

@Simiyu22

The problem is not the constitution. It is functioning institutions.
The constitution does have problems. They tried to put a new one before 2007 but failed. Had that have happened, we would have had a totally different constitution. This constitution even refers to the PM ( a non existent position) in some sections. You can see how much 2007 dictated it’s contents.

Institutions are in the very best position to make changes in this country. They collect data every day. They are on the ground. Instead they have employees and heads whose very job is to make a living out of them.
KFS, KRA, Courts, NEMA, KPA, and now the counties , etc. Totally unacceptable.

If you leave any institution anywhere in the world to be answerable to no one, the result will be just that. No benefit to anyone.

One man can’t completely turn around this country. In fact a thousand men can’t. But a group of specialized institutions can.

Your theory is naive, it’s like huishi Kenya. There are no independent institutions without the support of the President. You underestimate the power he has.

[Alchemist]

For all your name calling and holier than thou attitude you forget one thing; you can’t change the world until you have power. I know of three types. Number one, a revolution which is people power. For this to be of interest it needs to be bloody and unforgettable as the French Revolution. Number two is money, where an insanely wealthy person decides to benefit the people by using money for innovative problem-solving. Number three is true knowledge(not those dumb-ass degrees making you loathe people from Kayole). Such knowledge that can create wealth or a revolution.

[mikel]

A new constitution being implemented by a majority of politicians who opposed it…disaster!

[marine1]

That said,kenya has a lot of problems some are even unsolvable.digehota

[Simiyu22]

@Mediocre

Your theory is naive, it’s like huishi Kenya. There are no independent institutions without the support of the President. You underestimate the power he has.

Cross the border to TZ. See example of one man trying to fix everything. Now look at his achievements so far. But Fine. Keep waiting for one man to fix everything. You might be in it for a long haul. You grossly underestimate the amount of work it takes to fix even one sector. Let alone, hundreds.

[Mediocre]

@Simiyu22

Cross the border to TZ. See example of one man trying to fix everything. Now look at his achievements so far. But Fine. Keep waiting for one man to fix everything. You might be in it for a long haul. You grossly underestimate the amount of work it takes to fix even one sector. Let alone, hundreds.

I don’t support the system, I’m just pointing out the error in your reasoning. Specifically the argument you made in another thread about elections not solving Kenyan problems. In a country like Kenya, we need strong leaders who will in turn strengthen our institutions.

[system]

@screwplus

Wait so you want to smart an longvrant by complaining that he din start giving the ‘cooler boxes’ first…is the that footing your starting with…God you are actually stupid…at least started with a lie of he has been delaying them shits and setup this shut as PR but him to bust them and then offer a temp solution…and you say he should have started with that…did he even know how bad the situation till he got their or he was to do the Kenya way of calling the office and asking what they need…if you said yes my god…this is why you blog failed …
No gifs/no meme
Its sad seeing you this exposed and frail…

Lawd! unasema nini?? :D:D:D

[system]

@Simiyu22

Cross the border to TZ. See example of one man trying to fix everything. Now look at his achievements so far. But Fine. Keep waiting for one man to fix everything. You might be in it for a long haul. You grossly underestimate the amount of work it takes to fix even one sector. Let alone, hundreds.

The rot in many of our institutions is pervasive and will take years to transform work cultures and practices. It’s not sexy work, there are no fancy plaques bearing names of wakubwa. The problem is that politicians want fame or a pat on the back before they can commit to doing a project. That’s why infrastructure is a big hit among them, the fancy artistic impressions and all, delude wananchi that the guy or gal they elected is working hard but that’s nothing. Developing a system, ensuring it runs efficiently is the most laborious work but since there are no cameras rolling, nobody cares about that. Bottom line is publicity, which translates into votes. It’s no wonder despite the multitude of projects we keep hearing about, very little has changed in the way of uplifting wanachi’s lives.

[screwplus]

@Purple

Lawd! unasema nini?? :D:D:D

Damn was early and their typos but if you can’t comprehend shit …well you should change your reading posture…or
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[The_Realism]

Something I really wonder is that why do we Africans hate ourselves so much? Someone called us monkeys and now its become our new nickname. Really now? No state has ever stand strong if people hate themselves for no constitution is perfect neither one that is perfectly imperfect cause nations are built by hardworking people with or without constitutions.

[Mediocre]

@Simiyu22

Cross the border to TZ. See example of one man trying to fix everything. Now look at his achievements so far. But Fine. Keep waiting for one man to fix everything. You might be in it for a long haul. You grossly underestimate the amount of work it takes to fix even one sector. Let alone, hundreds.

And if you are still unsure just look at the recent news (parliament) and see how much influence the president enjoys in parliament.

[Simiyu22]

@Mediocre

And if you are still unsure just look at the recent news (parliament) and see how much influence the president enjoys in parliament.

Virtual influence. Didn’t he give that same parliament a list of corrupt individuals to discipline. Did anything change. Any improvement since.

[Mediocre]

@Simiyu22

Virtual influence. Didn’t he give that same parliament a list of corrupt individuals to discipline. Did anything change. Any improvement since.

You don’t understand, I don’t support his actions. I understand the power his office holds and the ability of it to change narratives in Kenya. It’s just the way our culture is. It’s better to believe in that kind of power than to wish against our own way of life which is slow to change.

And yes things did change because he tried a different approach.