This is how you know our President is a cool guy.

[Mathaais]

@Female Perspective

You could be typing…ukipark lorry upost!

Hi FP,;);)…

[mundu_mulosi]

@Owuadn

Fact or fiction?

Verifiable facts. Do you have another story ama ni ile ya Boinet?

[shocks]

@Mundu Mulosi

Is this guy even aware that 37 police officers were massacred just yesterday?

hii ndio ujinga tuli discuss jana about retweeting and copy pasting whatever trends, now you tried to look uber and failed

[system]

@Mathice

Hi FP,;);)…

Hi:)!

[highschooler]

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[gashwin]

@Mundu Mulosi

Verifiable facts. Do you have another story ama ni ile ya Boinet?

tafadhali ndugu usituangushe na wild allegations…kenya can only endure one alai (a lie) at a time…

[kush_yule_mnono]

@highschooler

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Hahahaha, akiaMungu wewe ni fala. Huyo shopkeeper walai

[Ka-Buda]

@nairobilay

HOW PRESIDENT UHURU BODYGUARDS STOLE MY MANDAZIS, SODAS AND DAUGHTER’S VIRGINITY

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@vuja de

HOW PRESIDENT UHURU’S BODYGUARDS STOLE, MY MANDAZIS, SODAS AND SOUTH AFRICAN AND DENIED ME A THREESOME OPPORTUNITY

Heheheheheheeeeee!!!
Si mko na u-cartoon!! HEHEHEHEHEHEEE…
But for our parents being horny all those years ago and for them shagging DFBHBL we wouldn`t be here today. Have you ever thought about it that way?

[mayekeke]

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[Ka-Buda]

@ol monk

@Ka-Buda tunangoja hii headline

HOW PRESIDENT UHURU BODYGUARDS STOLE MY MANDAZIS AND SODAS

Nilikuwa na Hekaya moja noma sana lakini nimekumbuka jana hata “mention” hatukupata watu wa Hekaya.
Unless you give @Nananimpa 1000shs. Bundles (ama whatever they are called) siandiki hekaya ingine!..

[Nananimpa]

@Ka-Buda

Nilikuwa na Hekaya moja noma sana lakini nimekumbuka jana hata “mention” hatukupata watu wa Hekaya.
Unless you give @Nananimpa 1000shs. Bundles (ama whatever they are called) siandiki hekaya ingine!..

I support support support!! Wazi hapo daddy!

[jumabekavu]

Nawaunga mkono Ol Monk na Kabuda. Hii ni kasumba tu ya wanasiasa. Si Uhuru, Si Raila, Si Obama, Sonko wala Joho. La kusikitisha ni kuwa raia twabebewa akili kama vipofu ombaomba barabarani wanaoshikwa mikono na kuongozwa na wanaoona.

[jumabekavu]

Nawaunga mkono Ol Monk na Kabuda. Hii ni kasumba tu ya wanasiasa. Si Uhuru, Si Raila, Si Obama, Sonko wala Joho. La kusikitisha ni kuwa raia twabebewa akili kama vipofu ombaomba barabarani wanaoshikwa mikono na kuongozwa na wanaoona.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@jumabekavu

Nawaunga mkono Ol Monk na Kabuda. Hii ni kasumba tu ya wanasiasa. Si Uhuru, Si Raila, Si Obama, Sonko wala Joho. La kusikitisha ni kuwa raia twabebewa akili kama vipofu ombaomba barabarani wanaoshikwa mikono na kuongozwa na wanaoona.

Na uwache unafiki wa kuposti mara mbili mbili

[Ingia]

@nairobilay

I wonder if he paid for that soda? As in if he chomoad 20bobs from his pocket…na kaa uliulizwa kama ako na empty.

If i was the shop owner ningemwambia alipe na 50 na aweke autograph karibu na picha ya budake!

They usually use 1k and say keep change.

[Ingia]

Hii si ni kukatia the public tu. Unafikiria hiyo picha ni kura ngapi za watu wajinga? Of course the guy has suddenly picked on a random kiosk and no harm to him. Some one said that this guy loves his public image very much and wont compromise it for anything.

[system]

What’s the big deal here? I wish we were this vocal about under development in our country badala ya upuss kama huu.

[Str8up]

Am following