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July 7, 2019, 4:17pm
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The people who should be writing wills are not doing it . The wealthy ‘Alphas ’ with 3 known wives, 5 kungurus all with his kids. Kimtu kinajikalisha hapo hopping from one mansion to another kikijua vile kinajua na makungurus kiasi. Wacha niwachie hapo tu sababu najua nyote mnajua.
Meanwhile lawyers are raking it big.
pamba
July 7, 2019, 4:34pm
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kanguthu:
Had a cousin who suffered from that “gathitima” syndrome. We would be drinking and chatting well then he decides to take a puff n it wud hit him hard. After he recovers he would look at me and ask “utuire ku meni”
Never ceased to be funny to me.
Alikufa, educate us wafurutaji sigara, mimi hufuruta na hizo mashetani sijawahi ona?
The guy didnt want to go slow on the makali n one day he didn’t recover from the gathitima. He died drunk, must have thot he is dreaming when he met sir God on the other side.
It is a very slow Sunday(at least for me), so nimeboeka nikaamua acha niende Midwest(The classiest joint in Mwiki) ning’oe lock. Nafika naitisha Konyagi and mind my own business watching tv, they are showing Natgeo Wild. A guy comes sits on the next table and being a little early you can’t help but notice him even when minding your own business. He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don’t seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni “thitima” and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody’s business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before.
This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Kende mosi you are the funniest guy on this forum
Nimeambiwa mahali ati wewe ni mtoto wa Bifwoli, ndio nikakumbuka hii ufala yako.
uhondo
July 7, 2019, 7:08pm
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He orders KC and a cigarette(huku hakuna mambo ya smoking zone), after three or four puffs, he goes stiff with some mild shaking almost as if it is an epileptic attack, the waiters don’t seem bothered so I ask one of them what is wrong and why no nobody is helping, the waiter tells me ni “thitima” and he will be fine in three to five minutes. True to it after a few minutes he is fine and puffing away like nobody’s business. Apparently that is his first puff today na kakiingia hivyo ndio kanashikanga, never seen that before .
This world my brothers, kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi.
Weee wacha…
Mimi ni mvutaji na hio sijawahi ona. Na wavutaji tuko wengi.
Hio sigara yake alikuwa ame dip kwa ile mafuta ya transformer.
Bana msito bifwoli ni mwalimu
Ngoja ile siku katakushika, pia utakuwa unauliza watu “mumekua wapi?”
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