Today im the luckiest man on earth

Zikianza kurudi, usitusahau… we’ll patiently wait for the hekaya!

Tanga tanga mtaani unaweza okota Kaswede

You lucky bellend! Some of us are being shafted well and good by the powers that be.

Siku moja utapewa change kama hiyo ya 700 instead of 70bob kwa supermarket ujifanye huja notice uzifiche kwa socks haraka uenda uki bounce but after steps tano usimamishwe na watu wa supermarket eti uko on camera…it was a social experiment. Too much embarrassment. You will wish to fly to heaven on a chariot like Elisha right there within an impulse of time!

Hio ni wizi
Kama uko na shida, talk to people

Kuna siku donda alikuwa anipee 50 akanipea 950 i took my 50 nikampea 900 yake. Milf alikuwa kando yangu(ilikuwa mat za ruiru lopha travels) akaanza kuniangalia visexy. Mimi si mwizi kama wewe

kama unaisha ronga iyo utalipa tu

hapo ndio unaamka unaanza za aiyaya yaya yaya yaiya!!!

Tested, re-tested, and confirmed: A SHAMEFULLY PETTY and a MIND CORRUPT through and through! Your character is IRREDEEMABLE.
Then you go ahead to brag about it (sic)…beyond words.

My Fren’ KARMA is a Bitch! Now wait to be screwed.

we know the reason,kesho yake ugepitia wapi ukienda works,na ulichukua number ya huyo dame?tupe hekaya banaee

Pass the weed broh(ke)