typical kenyan bitches

[kalifa]

If she was as pretty as you said, ningempea lift, I get her digits, nikule hizo vitu at least three times then I ghost her.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@kalifa

If she was as pretty as you said, ningempea lift, I get her digits, nikule hizo vitu at least three times then I ghost her.

You get her digits and she ghosts you instead…kuwa mjanja

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@Maombi hodari

Didn’t know Allion huwa na key fob thought it’s only German cars…you learn everyday.You treated her how she deserved

boss kwani unaishi dunia gani…kila gari siku hizi ikona key fob bana…

[kalifa]

@tall mnyama everywhere

You get her digits and she ghosts you instead…kuwa mjanja

Kunguru akishaona uko na gari ni ngumu sana akughost. She will want to milk you dry first then ndyo akughost

[Duke_of_Coomersvile]

@kalifa

If she was as pretty as you said, ningempea lift, I get her digits, nikule hizo vitu at least three times then I ghost her.

Scarcity mindset. She already showed you she ain’t interested so why bother na kuna wengine wengi unaweza pata? Besides, ukimpea lift you’ll have done her the favor she needs at the moment. The goal hapa ni kukausha hiyo kunguru.

[Gamal_Sankara]

@Duke of Coomersvile

Scarcity mindset. She already showed you she ain’t interested so why bother na kuna wengine wengi unaweza pata? Besides, ukimpea lift you’ll have done her the favor she needs at the moment. The goal hapa ni kukausha hiyo kunguru.

Majamaa wengi wanangangania kunguru kama mturkana anangangania chakula. Hopeless!

[Duke_of_Coomersvile]

@Gamal Sankara

Majamaa wengi wanangangania kunguru kama mturkana anangangania chakula. Hopeless!

Scarcity mindset is the reason niggas let these kungurus get away with all sorts of shit.

[Brikicho_Bantureh]

@suspect

Ziko mingi sana…pia Honda fit iko nayo…among other [SIZE=7]TOY[/SIZE]otas

wah…heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[Rene_Descartes]

@Maombi hodari

Didn’t know Allion huwa na key fob thought it’s only German cars…you learn everyday.You treated her how she deserved

kwanza bmw fobs are shit.

[Brayo44ki]

@tall mnyama everywhere

today is usually my day off from work lakini juu Monday ilikuwa holiday boss amesema niende

So i have delivered some fragile materials to some company na huko Upperhill.

Nikishuka stairs (lift achia wazee kama @gashwin na @MeriaMata) I spot this pretty bitch seated on a chair outside. So after getting out of the building I go and try to talk to her. She doesnt seem to be interested in my talk coz haongei na ako kwa phone all the time.

I take out the key fob to ‘my’ Allion and press it to open. i go, enter the car and start it, suddenly she becomes interested. She comes close when i am reversing and then asks “Unaenda tao?”

my crazy ass dictated that i roll up the windows and go my way without saying a word…ghasia yeye!!!

Nowadays if you dont have anything to show women will avoid you like a plague!

Ungemwambia waelekea Tao, alafu upop boot mwambie akae na spare Tyre mwenzake

[uwesmake]

@tall mnyama everywhere

suddenly she becomes interested. She comes close when i am reversing and then asks “Unaenda tao?”

my crazy ass dictated that i roll up the windows and go my way without saying a word…ghasia yeye!!

This was gayyyyyyyyyyy of you . Ungepanga umtombe ndio umchuje

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Thiem

Still waiting for pictorial evidence ulihama kwa mathe
Otherwise sitambui mama’s boy

:D:D:D

[TrumanCapote]

The woman was busy and you prolly look like a peasant. Kukuwa broke ass ni shida kubwa. Unaringa na Gari ya kampuni? Good riddance hata ni poa hukumpea lift. Wewe ni shida tupu.

Ule mwingine wa gas na tokens ulinunua ama ulirudi kwa mboch.

[tall_mnyama_everywhe]

@TrumanCapote

The woman was busy and you prolly look like a peasant. Kukuwa broke ass ni shida kubwa. Unaringa na Gari ya kampuni? Good riddance hata ni poa hukumpea lift. Wewe ni shida tupu.

Ule mwingine wa gas na tokens ulinunua ama ulirudi kwa mboch.

Makena saa ingine we hu reason ufala sana. Gari ga kampuni ntaringa aje nayo sasa?? kufungua gari na alarm ni kuringa?? usiwe mjinga saa ingine. i may not be rich but that doesnt mean I am broke pesa niko nayo mami. ni ile siitumiangi kwa vitu za ujinga kama kununulia msichana tokens na gas. as long as you are not my wife your responsibility remains solely yours and yours alone.