RWNEEBP. People this is now a reality!! As in he has now reduced himself to a kony. Double jubilation!!!
Si niwapate uhuru Park kesho asubuhi!!, nakuja na Glucose. Ati ulitayarishwa kwa mtoni, Kwani wewe ni maji?
You’ve triggered Ringtone’s song of Jubilation (not sure if that’s the actual title)…goes like…jubilaaaaation! tumeshinda! Celebraaaaation…tumeshinda!
tunaulizana nini brare fukin,?you know where to find me,
Wenye wanatusiana kwanza tuwaangalie kama wamevaa Cowboy…
If it were not for dictatorship of the colonialists, some Africans would still be in the stone age. Uhuru is trying to save some of you from a well known Mganga
Si uhame Kenya…
Nilihama kitambo. But thanks to the Katiba na dual citizenship. Iko swali? 
No questions, don’t send back that monthly remittance from Winyo…