UMEFFI at my mbich residential plot.

[Notapeoplesguy]

@slevyn

this is you sucking you own d*ck, no one thinks that, in fact most think somalis smell like shit
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:D:D:D  I did say most not all. That’s my opinion. I might be wrong but it’s my opinion.

[uwesmake]

CJASOMA NDIO NIMEAMKA WADAUUUUUUUU hangover dwa negaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kangal]

@Notapeoplesguy

They say if you want to destroy any entity efficiently just put the least abled person in a position of power. For some reason the Napoleon syndrome takes effect and this assholes want to show their new acquired powers in every little opportunity. Nobody says this by the way. This is my own proven philosophy.

Anyway to the main story jana usiku I get a call from my mbich asking me to come over. Since I was doing nothing nikasema acha nifikishe threshold. After a 45 minute journey to the undisclosed location napata this Luhya looking soldiers apo kwa gate na a registry book. They told me nafaa kujaza my details apo. I thought this is pretty standard in most plots and I said okay to it. I took out my ID nikamshow as I filled my details they confirm am giving them the right information. Nikamaliza and I told him to give me back my ID and to my surprise they tell me nikujie nikitoka. I am always very paranoid about leaving my personal documents anywhere leave alone to a watchman overnight. Adding to that I have the Somali syndrome. (Being very resistant to change and new order). Nikawashow nope since I have filled everything in that ID in their stupid book there was no need wakae nayo usiku mzima. By the way a lot of illegal things could be done with a simple ID. Registration of Sim Cards, take loans etc.

For some reason most Kenyans believe Somalis are some sort of superior tribe so every other insecure cunt wants to enter a dck measuring contest with us. So tuka argue kidogo nikasema acha I call my girl nijue hii ni official policy ama it’s special treatment for wariahs. I called to ask that nashtuka msichana amesha shuka. Wakaanza kuongea nikaona hii story imekuwa commotion ya Umama sasa. Mbich alikunja mkia haraka akasema “just give them your ID”. By this time am tired of this shit nika conclude the possibility of getting my balls sucked dry far outweighed this dck measuring contest. Nikaacha my ID nipande juu ni relax. Remember the philosophy I just told you? well hii Mbwa started thinking he has actual powers on telling tenants who they can have as guests. Akaanza kuniambia unajua naweza kata uingie? Namwambia “Kwa nini and on what grounds?” ati watu wameibiwa blah blah blah. Nikamshow ado venye anataka as this idiot has already ruined the romantic atmosphere of the night.

Anyways told my mbich to get official communication on that policy if it’s official ama hizi Luhya zinaanza tu ufala zao. Ata siezi taka kufika hiyo plot ya kisirani tena akuje tu kwangu. Anyway asubuhi na pick my ID nikama inanuka mkojo :eek:

Mavi ya kuku hekaya…maybe you were acting like a lil bitch…bitch behavior wont take you nowhere…

[Notapeoplesguy]

@Useless Spectator

Pack fighters are pussies, especially waarabu wa coast who call the entire and show up with knives . Lone wolf ndio mwanaume.

Talking about pack fighters there was this time was at a Somali lodge. Kidogo kidogo wariah ikakuja na msichana anadai room. He was told the policy ni lazima akuwe na marriage certificate before he is handed the room keys. Msichana aka catch feelings “Wooooi mnaniita malaya?” They guy naye akawa very angry akaanza kupiga Kelele mtaona blah blah. Kumbe the dude was not giving out empty threats kitu 10 minutes hivi alirudi na gang with crude weapons. Somehow Karibu nikule panga ya kichwa for being a mere bystander. Workers wote wakajifungia kwa roms:D. The owner wa lodge mzee akafika he employed clan conflict resolution. Sijui my cousin aunt grandfather is related to you hakuna shida :D:D

[Notapeoplesguy]

@Grundy

It’s unfortunate but if you look like a thief people will treat you like one, it is what it is.

Upuzi nilidhulumiwa man:D:D

[Notapeoplesguy]

@Kangal

Mavi ya kuku hekaya…maybe you were acting like a lil bitch…bitch behavior wont take you nowhere…

Jinga NV chukua kiti ukae kule - - - - - - - - - >
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[Mark_Maish]

@Notapeoplesguy

Yah maybe but usikuwe na hiyo mentality ukiona Somalis. Most Wariahs hukuwa very emotional and vengeful. Any small fight ends with one party seriously broken.Inaeza stretch for years. Ingefika physical I strongly believe I could have stood my ground till my back up ikuje. It’s just that I hate getting into stupid fights.

:D:D Funny thing, last afternoon I was stuck somewhere in traffic. Right behind me was a Somali guy driving a Vits. A mat comes and quickly cuts in front of him. Instead of letting it go, he drives on the road shoulder and cuts in front of the matatu. The ma3 driver wouldn’t also let such a tiny car bully him so edges him out of the road. This goes on for two more times before both drivers leave their cars and start a scuffle. Luckily, traffic cops came in time, confiscated their DLs and asked them to pull the aside as the two gents engage in a shouting match.

Such a tiny thing blown out of proportion over misplaced ego.

[The_real_voice]

Kila mtu huringia kwa kazi yake iwe watchman makanga waiter au poko kaa ukijua hivyo .Kama Barasa alifutwa kazi juu ya ku poke watchman na kukataa kuangaliwa bag mbna ukatae kuacha id .

[Ice_Cube]

@Notapeoplesguy

Talking about pack fighters there was this time was at a Somali lodge. Kidogo kidogo wariah ikakuja na msichana anadai room. He was told the policy ni lazima akuwe na marriage certificate before he is handed the room keys. Msichana aka catch feelings “Wooooi mnaniita malaya?” They guy naye akawa very angry akaanza kupiga Kelele mtaona blah blah. Kumbe the dude was not giving out empty threats kitu 10 minutes hivi alirudi na gang with crude weapons. Somehow Karibu nikule panga ya kichwa for being a mere bystander. Workers wote wakajifungia kwa roms:D. The owner wa lodge mzee akafika he employed clan conflict resolution. Sijui my cousin aunt grandfather is related to you hakuna shida :D:D

@Mark Maish

:D:D Funny thing, last afternoon I was stuck somewhere in traffic. Right behind me was a Somali guy driving a Vits. A mat comes and quickly cuts in front of him. Instead of letting it go, he drives on the road shoulder and cuts in front of the matatu. The ma3 driver wouldn’t also let such a tiny car bully him so edges him out of the road. This goes on for two more times before both drivers leave their cars and start a scuffle. Luckily, traffic cops came in time, confiscated their DLs and asked them to pull the aside as the two gents engage in a shouting match.

Such a tiny thing blown out of proportion over misplaced ego.

:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@Mark Maish

:D:D Funny thing, last afternoon I was stuck somewhere in traffic. Right behind me was a Somali guy driving a Vits. A mat comes and quickly cuts in front of him. Instead of letting it go, he drives on the road shoulder and cuts in front of the matatu. The ma3 driver wouldn’t also let such a tiny car bully him so edges him out of the road. This goes on for two more times before both drivers leave their cars and start a scuffle. Luckily, traffic cops came in time, confiscated their DLs and asked them to pull the aside as the two gents engage in a shouting match.

Such a tiny thing blown out of proportion over misplaced ego.

Hakutoa kisu? Most of them carry daggers sijui kwa nini.

[kyuktothecore]

@Mark Maish

:D:D Funny thing, last afternoon I was stuck somewhere in traffic. Right behind me was a Somali guy driving a Vits. A mat comes and quickly cuts in front of him. Instead of letting it go, he drives on the road shoulder and cuts in front of the matatu. The ma3 driver wouldn’t also let such a tiny car bully him so edges him out of the road. This goes on for two more times before both drivers leave their cars and start a scuffle. Luckily, traffic cops came in time, confiscated their DLs and asked them to pull the aside as the two gents engage in a shouting match.

Such a tiny thing blown out of proportion over misplaced ego.

Why do you think these guys have been fighting for nearly 3 decades now? I always tell myself the ones who came to Kenya are the cowards who couldn’t take the heat in Somalia. Na hata hao waoga huku bado wanajigamba. If you fuatilia the history of their conflicts, they start over nonsensical issues. Mtu anakukanyaga, badala ya kusema tu pole na kusonga mbele, he’s like I’m no sissy, I won’t effing apologize. Huyu mwingine naye ako zile za my honor and that of my clan has been insulted and to restore it, this mofo must either apologize or see fire. Two hours later, there’s inter-clan fighting. Three more hours later an entire country has disintergrated.

[Mathaais]

@Notapeoplesguy

Anyway asubuhi na pick my ID nikama inanuka mkojo

Hii lazima Wafula aliiweka chini akaikojolea…:D:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@kyuktothecore

Why do you think these guys have been fighting for nearly 3 decades now? I always tell myself the ones who came to Kenya are the cowards who couldn’t take the heat in Somalia. Na hata hao waoga huku bado wanajigamba. If you fuatilia the history of their conflicts, they start over nonsensical issues. Mtu anakukanyaga, badala ya kusema tu pole na kusonga mbele, he’s like I’m no sissy, I won’t effing apologize. Huyu mwingine naye ako zile za my honor and that of my clan has been insulted and to restore it, this mofo must either apologize or see fire. Two hours later, there’s inter-clan fighting. Three more hours later an entire country has disintergrated.

Hivyo ndo vita za WaKipsigis na Wakisii huanza. Mara fisi mkisii amekatia dem mkipsigis kumbe chali yake ana machungu.

[Notapeoplesguy]

@kyuktothecore

I always tell myself the ones who came to Kenya are the cowards who couldn’t take the heat in Somalia.

North Eastern is a region in Kenya that has been historically populated by ethnic Somalis. I thought you should know but your other analysis is on point :D:D:D:D

[WuTang]

@Notapeoplesguy

North Eastern is a region in Kenya that has been historically populated by ethnic Somalis. I thought you should know but your other analysis is on point :D:D:D:D

Mbona hamwezangi kuongea in low tones hata in public? :D:D:D

[Notapeoplesguy]

@WuTang

Mbona hamwezangi kuongea in low tones hata in public? :D:D:D

Me huongea in low tones but it’s a cultural thing. Wariahs speak from the heart not brain

[Mark_Maish]

@WuTang

Hakutoa kisu? Most of them carry daggers sijui kwa nini.

He didn’t brandish a weapon instead went on about traffic laws

[M-Pesa]

@Notapeoplesguy

Me huongea in low tones but it’s a cultural thing. Wariahs speak from the heart not brain

:D:D:D Hayee!

[Notapeoplesguy]

@Mark Maish

He didn’t brandish a weapon instead went on about traffic laws

And that’s our role model for calm collected behaviour :D:D

[M2Random]

@Ice_Cube

In my court, there are two entrances. One weekend I had taken a long walk to Tatu city, a dusty place, with open shoes. Came back around 6 PM dragging my feet since its a fairly distant place from where I stay but I really needed a walk to relax. I meet this Kisii watchman at the nearest entrance and he starts being a cunt, refuses to allow me to enter blah blah asks for ID wants me to leave it there. I told him I stay there trying to be as polite as possible bado he continues being a cunt. I cut the chase and gave a call to the court security chairman. Nigga swallowed his tongue. Another time I came back driving and used the other gate funny enough the watchmen at the other gate were new but they still allowed me in bila maswali.

What am I trying to say? Perceptions and prejudice are base human instincts.

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Unaishi Membley ama OJ