Ulizaliwa “mbirrionaire”?
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Hahaha…kukataliwa ni chakula cha fisi so I even lost count. Ufisi is a game of numbers so it happens. Lakini at least the chiqs who have rejected me do it in a subtle way coz I am like a sniper in my approaches so sijawai pata ule ananikataa hadharani but it is in my bucket list.
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I totally agree. I have had my fair share of rejection. Sio kila wakati ukikatiana unapanuliwa mapaja. Women got a myriad of reasons for rejecting your advances the simplest and most common being that time of the month.
Sasa mnataka tuamini Kabuda hajawahi katia manzi ananyesha.
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Ni mmoja tu alinikataa tukiwa primary school irony ilikua hio jamaa ilikua inakuja namba za huko mwisho. Kumbe you can never win on all fronts
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Kikiki
How can you relate when your manhood is like this 
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Apana. But I started hunting when I became one. FYI, my virginity was lost to a whore. At 26.
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How did you even become a birrionaire?
Or you were considering joining a monastery or you ran away from one?
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Your case is worse
Ukiwa high school,college,university kazi ilikuwa kugurimisha na kusafisha masho
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Every fisi has fallen in love at some point. Mimi nakumbuka I had a thing for some very hot chiq back in campus toka first year. She had beautiful deep brown eyes, dimples and a gorgeous smile to boot. When I say beautiful I mean beautiful.
I gained the courage to ask her out im third year although I knew she had a boyfriend. What I did not know is how old the boyfriend was. So we had a late supper somewhere in the backstreets of the campus. We ate food worth 50ksh each aas per her request. We talked for more than 4 hours to about 11. I had to walk her back to her room. She had her hand wrapped around my arm and anybody who saw us could have mistaken us for a couple.
Unfortunately, after several attempts to slice the bf she held firm and I never managed to see canaan. It is later on after we left campus that I got to see the boyfriend. The nigga is hideous na si chuki. Utambi, upara but it seemed he had some cash. Alimchapa ball and that is how i lost the love of my life…
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Eaza colonel
Hauna contacts zake ama mapens ilifade afya mtoi
I was the CU chairman in university and high school. Pesa ndio iliharibu mimi.
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Too scared to even say hi so NO.
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I relate with this. No.
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Imenifanyikia jana usiku,amekuja kejani,tumepika supper tukanywa Martini Rosso zangu mbili,saa ya kwenda kitandani mtu badala ya kuvua nguo anaitisha pullneck na ku tighten belt ya toja
Ata sikujaribu kuguza yeye
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I
Izah man
Nakurespect man kwa kurespect mwoman
We ni gentleman
Alishanena na hizo actions zake so hakukuwa na haja.
Too bad… you fucked up…