Ushamba

[kush_yule_mnono]

@aviator

It is the shower or bath a bride takes on the evening prior to the wedding. Its purpose is to ensure all traces of semen deposits in the vaginal cavity are cleaned in readiness for the new deposit from the new husband. Failure to clean properly leads to mixing of different species of cum and can lead to itching, birth of multicolored kids or albinos, or in extreme cases an explosion of the pu**y (like when you mix acid with sugar). Has also been identified as a cause of cervical cancer.

Understood?

Waah! @aviator I dint know that.

[system]

@aviator

It is the shower or bath a bride takes on the evening prior to the wedding. Its purpose is to ensure all traces of semen deposits in the vaginal cavity are cleaned in readiness for the new deposit from the new husband. Failure to clean properly leads to mixing of different species of cum and can lead to itching, birth of multicolored kids or albinos, or in extreme cases an explosion of the pu**y (like when you mix acid with sugar). Has also been identified as a cause of cervical cancer.

Understood?

BOSS UMEZEEKA NA NI UJINGA UNAONGEA

[aviator]

@uwesmake

BOSS UMEZEEKA NA NI UJINGA UNAONGEA

Btw @uwesmake, are you conversant with Flexicube?

[system]

@aviator

Btw @uwesmake, are you conversant with Flexicube?

YES I TRAIN PEOPLE DAILY, WHY?

[karema-hitI]

@Purr_27

Wewe no peeing is involved …just a gal’s night out with her close friends before her wedding…it may start at home with some food and Senga (sex aunt).

And ends up in a club

…with a male stripper who bangs the bride to be bila huruma <<-- you forgot this part @Purr_27

[aviator]

check inbox. And pls drop the caps.

[siki]

@aviator, just asking is it Flexicube or flexcube coz I googled and found out the two have different meaning

[aviator]

@siki

@aviator, just asking is it Flexicube or flexcube coz I googled and found out the two have different meaning

Flexcube. Thanks.

[danji1]

@aviator

It is the shower or bath a bride takes on the evening prior to the wedding. Its purpose is to ensure all traces of semen deposits in the vaginal cavity are cleaned in readiness for the new deposit from the new husband. Failure to clean properly leads to mixing of different species of cum and can lead to itching, birth of multicolored kids or albinos, or in extreme cases an explosion of the pu**y (like when you mix acid with sugar). Has also been identified as a cause of cervical cancer.

Understood?

The heck? Crazy, hehe.

[Riddim]

@aviator

Failure to clean properly leads to mixing of different species of cum and can lead to itching, birth of multicolored kids or albinos, or in extreme cases an explosion of the pu**y (like when you mix acid with sugar).

as in for real:)

[system]

@aviator what did you do here?:D:D:D:D

[aviator]

@Unicorn

@aviator what did you do here?:D:D:D:D

I just educated somebody.

[aviator]

@Riddim

as in for real:)

100%

[danji1]

@aviator

I just educated somebody.

But we learn that it cleans itself, doesn’t need to be washed like kettles.

[aviator]

@danji1

But we learn that it cleans itself, doesn’t need to be washed like kettles.

Yes, even your skin cleans itself when you sweat. Why do you take a shower then? Same reason for bridal shower.

[danji1]

@aviator

Yes, even your skin cleans itself when you sweat. Why do you take a shower then? Same reason for bridal shower.

We also learn washing inside the tube(douching) ain’t good. That’s what I meant.

[aviator]

@danji1

We also learn washing inside the tube(douching) ain’t good. That’s what I meant.

ooh, ok, but once in a lifetime is okay. Hata gari huoshwa radiator occasionally.

[danji1]

Methinks female bodies are complicated.