Ushawai shikwa na mharo ukiwa kwa PSV? Wueh

[Phylgee]

@pamba

Kuhendesha is real nangoja version ya @Phylgee akidrive

Hahaha kam polepole baba

[system]

@Phylgee

Zile ruracio za ocha walai… I don’t know how they cook… Tumbo hapana kitu ya kuchezea. Kuna siku my family and all my relatives waliharibikiwa…you can only imagine the aftermath. Hehe

Na choo ni zile za squat and aim…
I’d rather poop in the shamba…ukiingia choo mharo imesplatter Kila mahali. :D:D

[gashwin]

@Phylgee

Zile ruracio za ocha walai…

it was only one case of food poisoning at one event. good morning?

[gashwin]

@pseudonym

Ile imekatwakatwa kama thaara.

:D:D:D:Dhaki ya mungu acheni maoneo

[mundu_mulosi]

As a rule, I walk around with wet wipes, I have had bad experiences when traveling from Nairobi to Bungoma. Very bad experiences.

[MBOMB]

@WuTang

uncle nyam kuom kiasi.

Never gets old…

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[gashwin]

@Ice_Cube

Ukitaka Rice pia unawekewa tu. :D:D

umesahau na melon juu:D

[WuTang]

@Ice_Cube

Nilikua ingine Murang’a they lump your plate with Mokimo, carbage, chicken, mbuzi choma and home made mutura. Disaster

Food cooked for large groups of people is not prepared in the most hygienic way. Kwanza in some funerals za western na Nyanza, ukiona food ikiserviwa unakosa appetite.

[shoti_mzito]

There was a time a was heading to JKIA zile time za KBS ya mlango mbili- mbele na nyuma.

Alarm ililia kwa tumbo nika skia mkorogano ingine fyiam I had to alight at ECO Pub and restaurant somewhere along Jogoo before Hamza stage. Went straight to the counter and pleaded with the lady with my red and watery eyes, alinionea huruma akanipaia key ingine iko na holder ya chupa ya soda 2 litres ndio isipotee.

I was done in a record 18 second of muharoing and walked out smiling, giving her a 50 bob note on my way out.

Luckily I had my MEGARIDER, so I just waited for the next bus (no 34) and proceeded with my journey.

Hiyo kitu hapana machezo…

[Phylgee]

@gashwin

it was only one case of food poisoning at one event. good morning?

There’s been many cases mwarimu… Morning

[gashwin]

@Mundu Mulosi

As a rule, I walk around with wet wipes,

huu sasa kama si umama sijui ni nini. what is?

[Phylgee]

@pseudonym

Na choo ni zile za squat and aim…
I’d rather poop in the shamba…ukiingia choo mharo imesplatter Kila mahali. :D:D

Mharo hutoka kama chorus ya man’s not hot… Skia papapa skripapa boom

[4makind]

@pseudonym

Na choo ni zile za squat and aim…
I’d rather poop in the shamba…ukiingia choo mharo imesplatter Kila mahali. :D:D

:D:D:DCheza shini Kassin… You cuttin too close to the bone

[pipinono]

…Nilichapa combination ya Gizzards fry na Guinness then boarded Transline shuttle to Kisii town from Nairobi.

At Mai Mahiu the first rumble ikaanza…nikaona passengers wamegeuka.

Kufika Suswa…nikaambia dere simama. Enough was Enough.

Wacha nitafute choo…unfortunately it was too late. Na safari ili-ishia hapo!

[gashwin]

@Phylgee

Mharo hutoka kama chorus ya man’s not hot… Skia papapa skripapa boom

o_Oo_O:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Phylgee]

Baadae tunaongeza ucuru wa gukio… @Liberty uka… Alafu soda baadae… The reverse is true hehe

[system]

@Phylgee

Mharo hutoka kama chorus ya man’s not hot… Skia papapa skripapa boom

Nailed it! :D:D:D:D:D

[Ice_Cube]

@pipinono

Nilichapa combination ya Gizzards fry na Guinness then boarded Transline shuttle to Kisii town from Nairobi.

watu mnajiamini sana. Hizo gizards kama sio za kujipikia home you are too trusting. kwanza before embarking on a long distance journey?

[Ice_Cube]

@Phylgee

Mharo hutoka kama chorus ya man’s not hot… Skia papapa skripapa boom

Kunguru001 hiyo writers’ block imetoka aah? shait!

[pipinono]

@Ice_Cube

watu mnajiamini sana. Hizo gizards kama sio za kujipikia home you are too trusting. kwanza before embarking on a long distance journey?

When we were young and restless.:D:D:D