Vanity of Treating women right

[WuTang]

Hapo umebonga kama Njuri Ncheke ishirini.

[ampex]

@mollisleloaded

the things men do to get laid…smh!!

Unaeza pata kuna karau alileak B/S kcse paper ju amepromisiwa DF na ule B/S teacher wa @anonymous60

[Mathaais]

@Unicorn

Isn’t it Silver cyprinid?. Njoo tule. Sitaitisha pesa baadaye

Googling the fastest means of getting Down South.

[Electronics4u]

@magreb

Evidently, I was heart broken but sikumwonesha. Nilijitoa and that was the last time she saw me. After the pain had subsided

Hapa lazima ulienda choo kiasi (haja kubwa and probably mharo) juu ya shock.

[TopCat]

@Mwa

there many university girls looking for attention. These ladies mara nywele, rent and they will still hanya.

And they will most probably give you an sti (Not the subaru) or HIV. the prevalence rate among young girls between 18-24 is alarming, because they insist on rolling with older men who have money and cars (that one is a must have i hear). “Big Spenders”, “High rollers”, “Young baller millionaires” are the tags they use.

[Kicheche]

@magreb

This post has been inspired by upuzi nimeanza kuona hapa kwa kijiji more so from new villagers ati oooh, usiende kwa malaya, oooh katia dem akubali, oooh malaya ni wachafu, oooh treat a woman right……UPUZI mingi sana! @incognitus , i am addressing you. http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/some-tips-for-the-young-men-here-cc-mwa.11542/

Before niende mbali, I would like to advice young unmarried men to avoid hizi ma lovey dovey mingi na wanawake more so those they intend to marry. Itakusaidia sana. Usiwahi jifanya Alehandro kwa mwanamke, it is GAY. You can not satisfy a woman. Bure utalilia chooni. Pili, siku hizi virtually kila dem ako engaged in some form of prostitution given their love for “free” things in life and the number of fisis they encounters. As someone said in this village, distinctions only arise in the form and timing of payments they receive.

Ukikumbuka your science lessons from class six, there was a topic iliitwa “Making Work Easier”. Why bother yourself wasting time and money chasing a lady, entertaining her at your cost and in some cases killing yourself with Viagra in order to satisfy her while you can still achieve your goals with less effort. Na saa hio kuna mwingine anapewa without effort. Regardless, shida ya mwanaume ni kumwaga. That is the reason why some men are tired of models after kumwaga.

Anyway, before I finally settled down, I used to treat a certain mama called Jane as a queen. This lady kwa ujinga wangu was an epitome of virtue. By then I was staying in Eldoret. Mara outings, mara chocolates, sijui cards, upuzi mingi. Unfortunately, this mama alikuwa mchoyo sana. Mchoyo as in hakupatii nyap ile saa unataka na she shadows you mpaka huwezi mhanya. Sana mimi niko tu hapo nauguza blue balls pole pole mara kwa mara. Despite this, niliendelea kumpea mapenzi ya dhati hata tulikuwa tunapanga kuoana. Unknown to me, this lady was as loose as they come.

One thing with me ni kwamba I always walk alone. That way, I am able kuingia mahali na nitoke without raising attention. Unajua ukiwa na maboys, ruckus ni mingi everywhere you go. Additionally, it helps me stay alert. Sasa kuna siku niko patrol mtaa inaitwa Huruma. Kuangalia mbele, naona Jane na maboys wawili wanaingia kwa lodging. Nikajua hawa hawaendi for prayers.

FFWD- nimekula njaro naona wanatoka na kila mtu anashika njia yake. Nikaanza kushadow Jane mpaka kwake. Nikasimama nje ya gate ya plot yao kidogo before kuingia. Nilipoingia kwake, nampata anatoa pesa kwa bra na kucount. Nikajua hii ni mshahara amepokea from the two ninjas. Evidently, I was heart broken but sikumwonesha. Nilijitoa and that was the last time she saw me. After the pain had subsided, i looked at the issue in a more objective manner ndio nikagundua i can still achieve my objectives with ladies albeit without the attendant drama. Mimi nilikuwa najiumiza bure na kumbe ni Malaya ninajaribu kufuga. Chambilecho wahenga, kunguru hafugiki.

So kwa wanaume, usiweke akili kwa madem. Chase paper instead. Kama uko na watoto, ng’ang’ana to provide for them. Hoes ain’t loyal. My philosophy nowadays is pretty simple. If i feel like i want to taste something different, tafuta poko(you actually get variety), vaa cd, mwaga, lipa then rudi kutafuta unga. I don’t worry about pesa ya nywele, rent yake, her drinks, ile kitu atakula na upuzi zingine mingi.

Lakini hapa si ume-assume kila mtu ana-date poko? They may be as rare as unicorns but IMO that doesn’t mean we can’t try to look for them.

[kijanamrefu]

@Electronics4u

Hapa lazima ulienda choo kiasi (haja kubwa and probably mharo) juu ya shock.

:D:D:D wtf man

[jefari]

:D:D:D:D

[Ingia]

Wanawake wako interested in themselves. Ndio sababu wewe ndiye unafaa kusema at all times. Nau usiwahi mwonyesha ati huwezi hanya. hapana ficha. Akileta ujinga unatafuta mwinginena hakuna kuficha. Nobody is indispensable.

[system]

Hawa madem wa campus mnasema ni wagani? Wa class yangu we spend the night kwa lab kila siku working on our projects

[Ingia]

@Deorro

Hawa madem wa campus mnasema ni wagani? Wa class yangu we spend the night kwa lab kila siku working on our projects

Wachana na wanawake wa technical. especially engineering. Hao testosterone ni mingi sana. What do you think of a girl who goes to uni and registers for Electrical Eng or civil eng. Thats not your regular girl.
Enda kitu inaitwa marketing and procurement, Bcom, education arts etc.

[Mkufuu]

I learn’t these lessons way back in campus …always keep in mind girlfriends aren’t your sisters. Learn to be responsible for your own happiness and be pro-active. Problem with most guys is that they ignore red-flags even when waved straight in their faces and then act surprised when shit hits the fan. Bigger problem for guys is that they wanna learn from experience…all advice given beforehand is treated like BS. Had I known this I would have saved myself lots of heartaches and sleepless nights.

[G-STAR_NYONGESA]

@Deorro

Hawa madem wa campus mnasema ni wagani? Wa class yangu we spend the night kwa lab kila siku working on our projects

unadhani course yako pekee ndio hufanywa campo

[magreb]

@Kicheche

Lakini hapa si ume-assume kila mtu ana-date poko? They may be as rare as unicorns but IMO that doesn’t mean we can’t try to look for them.

Good luck. Ni wapi nimesema ku date poko?

[onekigogo]

@Ingia

Wanawake wako interested in themselves. Ndio sababu wewe ndiye unafaa kusema at all times. Nau usiwahi mwonyesha ati huwezi hanya. hapana ficha. Akileta ujinga unatafuta mwinginena hakuna kuficha. Nobody is indispensable.

What if there are kids in the picture? How would you handle it?

[Ingia]

@onekigogo

What if there are kids in the picture? How would you handle it?

mwanamke atatumia watoto kukuhangaisha maisha yako yote. If she gets it that you care too much utakipata. She still got to go. Ata kama ni na watoto.

[magreb]

@Ingia

mwanamke atatumia watoto kukuhangaisha maisha yako yote. If she gets it that you care too much utakipata. She still got to go. Ata kama ni na watoto.

Kwa mila yetu, you don’t allow a woman kwenda na watoto. Watoto ni wa daddy. Akichoka na wewe anajitoa anakwachia watoto. Ule mwenye atakuja will have to take the children as her own ama pia yeye ajitoe.

[Ingia]

@magreb

Kwa mila yetu, you don’t allow a woman kwenda na watoto. Watoto ni wa daddy. Akichoka na wewe anajitoa anakwachia watoto. Ule mwenye atakuja will have to take the children as her own ama pia yeye ajitoe.

Eeh lakini siku hizi koti inawapea watoto wadogo kwa lazima. So if thats the reason for arrogance si aende nao. I will monitor them.

[Ingia]

@ampex We hio avatar yako kwa nini inanikalia UNSTRAIGHT?

[The.Black.Templar]

@Ingia

Nau usiwahi mwonyesha ati huwezi hanya. hapana ficha. Akileta ujinga unatafuta mwinginena hakuna kuficha. Nobody is indispensable.

mimi mapema mapema huwa nascreenshot conversations zangu na waschana wengine nawauliza vile nafaa kujibu hio convo…hehe lets just say maringo inasimamanga hapo