Vasectomy issues

[Azor_Ahai]

I am a simple man. I operate under this mantra “If it is not broken, don’t fix it.”. Only a retard would tamper with his properly functioning body to make changes. You can’t get pregnant. Why would you take the family planning burden and risks from a woman and shoulder them instead??

[Azor_Ahai]

@LosAngeles254

I have plenty of tatoos @Azor Ahai . They’re not that painful. And vasectomy by the way is a very minor surgery…takes all but 15 minutes. Na ukimaliza you go out and have a beer. In developed countries, this is a kawa thing. New in Africa, old news for men in the rest of the world. Surest way to make sure no bitch will scam you ati she’s pg…while reaching for child support.

Sijakuuliza. Don’t quote me again.

[LosAngeles254]

The best thing about all of this is that kila mtu ana balls zake. You have two, i have two of mine. Nyinyi kaeni na ma-p2 begging chics wameze ooh sijui watoe ball. For me my appointment with the doc is Dec 11th to get vasectomy done…and honestly I can’t wait to come home get that shit over with. Begging a chic to take p2 …so over with that crap.

[LosAngeles254]

@Azor Ahai

Sijakuuliza. Don’t quote me again.

Kuniuliza nini? This is a public post nigga…i can quote your mother if she posted here. Kubaff wewe.

[panktcha]

@LosAngeles254

I got scheduled to have it done this coming december in Nairobi. There’s a very good doc on Kenyatta avenue. He himself got it done 11 years ago. Honestly I’ve done a lot of research on vasectomy and if i had known i’d have had it done 10 years ago.

To those asking, the volume of semen ejaculated does not change when you get a vasectomy. The pleasure you derive from sex does not change either. The only thing that changes is you never have to worry about some biatch lying to you that amemeza p2 kumbe she took patco.

Guys lemme tell you, this gold digging whores once they sense you have a good job or come from a monied famo ama they check you out wanaone you look like you’ll be successful in life…they’ll want to get pregnant for you. They don’t say it but that’s what they want. So they’ll seduce you to do her without a CD, seduce you when you’re drunk and weak, puncture your condoms, some even go to the extent of retrieving your used cd’s from the trash can and pour the contents inside them. Why? Not 'cause they love you but 'cause they want a monthly child support payment from you. And from John. Then from Sammy. Pretty soon she has 3 checks coming in for the next 18 years. Na ukicheza uwekwe ndani by the child support govt office. Vasectomy my friend, is your best friend.

Way to go! Dr Ochieng at Family Care or Dr Nyakundi at Marie Stopes will do a good job. Embrace the freedom of having control over children that you sire. It is a harmless and effective method - do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

[mtongwe]

Mimi nasubiri Navy Seal @uwesmake apeane key note address on this issue.

[LosAngeles254]

@panktcha

Way to go! Dr Ochieng at Family Care or Dr Nyakundi at Marie Stopes will do a good job. Embrace the freedom of having control over children that you bear. It is a harmless and effective method - do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

Yes! Finally a sensible person here @panktcha . I met/spoke to Dr. Ochieng and he’s awesome dude. Glad to hear someone else knows about his work and the advantages of vasectomy in this times we live in. Especially for those of us who already have kids or don’t want them. Can’t wait he takes care of me bro.

[pamba]

@Azor Ahai

Kama tatoo siwezi pata vasectomy ndio nitapata?? I don’t even wear an engagement ring and never will. I don’t like fucking up my body natakanga ikae vile nilizaliwa. Wacha watu wachinjwe wakijiskia. I honestly don’t care as long as it isn’t me. Mwenye anapata mimba apange uzazi, sio mimi. Circumscicion was enough.

You’re very wrong, unataka dry fry muschana wa wenyewe akipata mimba unaruka, iko kitu inakusumbua akili na sio ya kawaida.

[LosAngeles254]

@mtongwe

Mimi nasubiri Navy Seal @uwesmake apeane key note address on this issue.

pwahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[pamba]

@mtongwe

Mimi nasubiri Navy Seal @uwesmake apeane key note address on this issue.

Alidanganya watu huko klost bubu zikatumia blue pills na zika leta hekaya vile zilipata shida, hapa ktalk don’t trust what is posted son.

[Mediocre]

@LosAngeles254

Yes! Finally a sensible person here @panktcha . I met/spoke to Dr. Ochieng and he’s awesome dude. Glad to hear someone else knows about his work and the advantages of vasectomy in this times we live in. Especially for those of us who already have kids or don’t want them. Can’t wait he takes care of me bro.

Why are you trying to justify this to narrow-minded cave-men types when you can clearly see they are more terrified than sensible of the idea that a man is not defined by how many children he can sire.

[Azor_Ahai]

@pamba

You’re very wrong, unataka dry fry muschana wa wenyewe akipata mimba unaruka, iko kitu inakusumbua akili na sio ya kawaida.

Ungekuwa na hizi sentiments kabla upate football team yako ningekuskiza. Sasa umejaza wasichana kwa nyumba you become enlightened suddenly. Kazi yangu ni kudinya na yake ni kufanya family planning. Simple. Mbona nifanye vasectomy na sio mimi napata mimba?? Kwanza maliza kulea hao wasichana nipatane na wao kwa uwanja wakigonga 18 years hivi.

[LosAngeles254]

@Mediocre

Why are you trying to justify this to narrow-minded cave-men types when you can clearly see they are more terrified than sensible of the idea that a man is not defined by how many children he can sire.

You’ve spoken very well @Mediocre . Sometimes i forget …there’s really no point in convincing anybody. Life is individual dude. To each his own.

[Duke_of_Thika_Road]

@Azor Ahai

I am a simple man. I operate under this mantra “If it is not broken, don’t fix it.”. Only a retard would tamper with his properly functioning body to make changes. You can’t get pregnant. Why would you take the family planning burden and risks from a woman and shoulder them instead??

This is so on point

[Wechez]

[SIZE=7]Feminazi[/SIZE][SIZE=4] is killing us. Makende yangu haiguswi liwe liwalo kana ni atia @Motokubwa .[/SIZE]

[Micymas]

Mundu wothe mumendereku nyee ndakona uthamaki

[LosAngeles254]

@Micymas

Mundu wothe mumendereku nyee ndakona uthamaki

@Micymas Mumendereku pwahahahahaha

[Kodiaga]

@pamba

Alidanganya watu huko klost bubu zikatumia blue pills na zika leta hekaya vile zilipata shida, hapa ktalk don’t trust what is posted son.

Bado msichana ako St Brigids?

[thesavage]

@Mrs Shosho

Just when you think you have read it all on KTalk…Dayuuuuum. How does sperm survive outside the body? yaani kwa trash bin wakatafute hizi pedigree ‘moneyed’ sperms? my biology teacher lied to us about sperms swimming and all dat. Might try and get my school fees back!

I strongly believe like poles attract. You attract partners of your calibre.

I have seen it real life.

[kasaman]

@LosAngeles254

I got scheduled to have it done this coming december in Nairobi. There’s a very good doc on Kenyatta avenue. He himself got it done 11 years ago. Honestly I’ve done a lot of research on vasectomy and if i had known i’d have had it done 10 years ago.

To those asking, the volume of semen ejaculated does not change when you get a vasectomy. The pleasure you derive from sex does not change either. The only thing that changes is you never have to worry about some biatch lying to you that amemeza p2 kumbe she took patco.

Guys lemme tell you, this gold digging whores once they sense you have a good job or come from a monied famo ama they check you out wanaone you look like you’ll be successful in life…they’ll want to get pregnant for you. They don’t say it but that’s what they want. So they’ll seduce you to do her without a CD, seduce you when you’re drunk and weak, puncture your condoms, some even go to the extent of retrieving your used cd’s from the trash can and pour the contents inside them. Why? Not 'cause they love you but 'cause they want a monthly child support payment from you. And from John. Then from Sammy. Pretty soon she has 3 checks coming in for the next 18 years. Na ukicheza uwekwe ndani by the child support govt office. Vasectomy my friend, is your best friend.

It’s for those who deal with whores !