We Never Learn!

@pseudonym you need more than a threat to @Ice_Cube kujitetea…

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O. C

Owes Crick

hehe Kumbe Bondo ilikua Madango-County! amejua hajui.

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ongea na mimi vizuri nikamate yeye huko mundeke ajikute Nairobi blind folded :smiley:

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He knocked her with his truck on the knees at an undisclosed lokeshen…

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The guy paid sh27000 siku ya kwanza and probably attained the village threshold, the missus on seeing the guy’s ability to pay and perform nags the driver to enjoy another night there,’ aki sweety weh ni mtamu, na vile pia nimekawia kuwa treated vizuri hivi na mwanaume si tukae siku ingine extra.’ The truck driver akaona why not, after all hes already spent 27000, which @Meria Mata will tell you is equivalent of the fuel it takes for a return trip from Msa to Nbo with his Actros truck. Sasa dere ametumia allowance yake yote alilipwa apeleke gari to Juba,SS, a return trip of not less than 12 long days of sleeping in the cabin,harassment by cops, fear of road bandits, fear of his wife being pounded by his new bachelor neighbour, fear of sti infection, fear that Nduku his Masaku sidechick is paged, alafu sasa a mother of three anataka atumie 27,000 ingine alikua ameweka savings kwa mshwari fixed deposit. No waaay! Ku malaysia ndio form, ama namna gani

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the greatness of a nation, is more important broh.

And that amount of money is still very high for one night

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Ata ukipaste, sisomi.

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Sawa Kizee, whatever makes u feel natural.

:smiley: wueeh ! Baada ya furaha dhiki!
Wacha niambie Safaricom wanipe paybill namba talkers wanichangie hio pesa.

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Was mildly amusing…

Paybill number kama ingine nimeskia Safcon wakisema wataifunga?

Walikua wanakunywa bolinger?

:eek: na Airtel je?

:D:D:D:D:D

Analala nje na hata hajui watoi wakoje? Schupid.

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That was the worst defence she could have used.Ata afadhali angenyamaza tu.

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lol…singo matha inaenda party for two days then asks the court for leniency claiming she has three kids to fend for?.. huyu anahitaji 3months in jail+hard labour+10x strokes of the cane daily for the period of the sentence!!!

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kweli wanaumme ni nugu sana.mimi sasa mimi nilipie ati 27K KWA KUMA TU

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