Wedding rings are nonsensical!

[kijanamrefu]

@Purple

It’s true. My husband tells me how since he got married and wears his ring, some ladies at work who never looked his way or chatted him now stop him by the corridors to say ‘hi.’ He has caught women in town or wherever openly staring at his finger then at him.

He tells me how of late he’s become a celeb at work with people commenting how clean and well groomed he looks. He says, “it’s my wife.” My heart swells with pride to hear these remarks. The joy of a new bride is to know that she’s making a difference, part of this evidence is a ring. Where a bachelor once looked emaciated, a katambi now grows-another sign of a happy marriage.

For me, there’s nothing I enjoy more than dressing him up. More than myself. Last 2 times I went home with suitcases full of new, designer clothes, shoes na watch ya nguvu. I also got him the best skincare products, deodorants and cologne. People who used to look down on him are left speechless … penda!

:D:D

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

I wore a ring for 7 good years. Faithfully,not even removing it when going to bed.Then one day,she asks me for it tukiwa tumebarizi. Kimchezomchezo,she lost it. My ring. How I donno.
Nikamshow juu yeye anajua nimemuoa,I didn’t need to convince anyone else that I was married…

[Wechez]

@uwesmake

jatelo ambia yeye next week unaenda somalia kumnunulia helicopter ya isuzu

Aki ya nani. Si hata heri ungesema akuje kwangu Bible study.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Wechez

Aki ya nani. Si hata heri ungesema akuje kwangu Bible study.

Mathew 18:6
But whoever causes one of these little one who believe in me to go astray - it would be better for him if a heavy millstone were hung around his neck and he was drowned in the depths of the sea (CSB)

Kijana,vuja youth pastor, we drown you. Make a choice :D:D

[Mathaais]

@It's Le Scumbag

I wore a ring for 7 good years. Faithfully,not even removing it when going to bed.Then one day,she asks me for it tukiwa tumebarizi. Kimchezomchezo,she lost it. My ring. How I donno.
Nikamshow juu yeye anajua nimemuoa,I didn’t need to convince anyone else that I was married…

This is very suspect.
Why should a woman do that and they are the ones who normally get upset when they notice you no longer wear yours?

[Duke_of_Thika_Road]

@Purple

It’s true. My husband tells me how since he got married and wears his ring, some ladies at work who never looked his way or chatted him now stop him by the corridors to say ‘hi.’ He has caught women in town or wherever openly staring at his finger then at him.

He tells me how of late he’s become a celeb at work with people commenting how clean and well groomed he looks. He says, “it’s my wife.” My heart swells with pride to hear these remarks. The joy of a new bride is to know that she’s making a difference, part of this evidence is a ring. Where a bachelor once looked emaciated, a katambi now grows-another sign of a happy marriage.

For me, there’s nothing I enjoy more than dressing him up. More than myself. Last 2 times I went home with suitcases full of new, designer clothes, shoes na watch ya nguvu. I also got him the best skincare products, deodorants and cologne. People who used to look down on him are left speechless … penda!

Engineers are always lucky

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Mathaais

This is very suspect.
Why should a woman do that and they are the ones who normally get upset when they notice you no longer wear yours?

Ndo nikamwambia shauri yake na mapete sake…

[Mrs4thletter]

@Mathaais

The only time I remove mine is when am having the occasional fling.
If you know, you know.

Eeeh? Mbona nakumbuka ukisema wewe ni one pussy man

[Mrs4thletter]

@Mathaais

This is very suspect.
Why should a woman do that and they are the ones who normally get upset when they notice you no longer wear yours?

Aliona mafisilet wakimezea bwana yake mate juu ya pete

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Mrs4thletter

Eeeh? Mbona nakumbuka ukisema wewe ni one pu**y man

Goldfish memories…unfortunately,we have elephantine memories

[gikuyu]

@Purple

It’s true. My husband tells me how since he got married and wears his ring, some ladies at work who never looked his way or chatted him now stop him by the corridors to say ‘hi.’ He has caught women in town or wherever openly staring at his finger then at him.

He tells me how of late he’s become a celeb at work with people commenting how clean and well groomed he looks. He says, “it’s my wife.” My heart swells with pride to hear these remarks. The joy of a new bride is to know that she’s making a difference, part of this evidence is a ring. Where a bachelor once looked emaciated, a katambi now grows-another sign of a happy marriage.

For me, there’s nothing I enjoy more than dressing him up. More than myself. Last 2 times I went home with suitcases full of new, designer clothes, shoes na watch ya nguvu. I also got him the best skincare products, deodorants and cologne. People who used to look down on him are left speechless … penda!

ata sija skia vibaya

[system]

@Mrs4thletter

Eeeh? Mbona nakumbuka ukisema wewe ni one pu**y man

Ebu atuambie…:D:D
Men have warthog like memories Ndio ata siwaulizangi maswali mengi.

[Mathaais]

@Mrs4thletter

Eeeh? Mbona nakumbuka ukisema wewe ni one pu**y man

Before the conversion.
Should have said used to.

[Mathaais]

@It's Le Scumbag

Goldfish memories…unfortunately,we have elephantine memories

There’s a comment I posted last night, can’t remember on which thread that the reason I no longer sleep around is I find sex with a condom very unsatisfying and since I don’t want to take risks I no longer bother.

[Quadro_k4000]

@uwesmake

jatelo ambia yeye next week unaenda somalia kumnunulia helicopter ya isuzu

:D:D

[system]

#facepalm

But still :D:D:D:D:D

[Nattydread]

@ochithunder

Wedding bands dont make sense. Total stupidity. Priests still sodomise boys so this ring is nothing but human foolishness.

Huh? @ochithunder you’re regretting your marriage pretty early Bwana.

[Nattydread]

@Purple

For me, there’s nothing I enjoy more than dressing him up. More than myself. Last 2 times I went home with suitcases full of new, designer clothes, shoes na watch ya nguvu. I also got him the best skincare products, deodorants and cologne. People who used to look down on him are left speechless … penda!

Ni kama unafuga ndume.

[Nattydread]

@Mathaais

The only time I remove mine is when am having the occasional fling.
If you know, you know.

Yangu sitoi!!

[system]

@Nattydread

Ni kama unafuga ndume.

Ni kama? How did you know?