Weirdos

[ChifuMbitika]

@Nattydread

Nani amekwambia ni mtoi wa kila tumbili anataka?

At least wewe unakaa nugu kuliko Mimi.

[system]

@M2Random

Nimeenda hiyo club 64 Kimathi street nikapatana na kunguru inaniambia tuzae mtoto. I’m a little tipsy right now nko kwa uber nikienda home. Sijawahi toka club mbio ivo, and I thought nimeangukia nichange diet Leo kumbe ni slayqueen inatafuta mtoto. Wacha ibaki story tu. Not again! Haja yangu kama fisi ni pudesh nikiwa nimeondokea if you mention kids siko hapo. Wanawake wa siku izi don’t care who they sire kids with ndio inakaa. 3 hours za ulevi na mjinga anakwambia umpee mimba.

Next niite man,hizi bahati zenu…mimi ningempa mapacha