What happens after marriage?!??

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

@Mathaais

For once Bangaiza I agree with you 100%.Long time ago I used to act all lovey dovey, carry treats home every evening till nikaona mwanamke ameanza mazoeano. If I went with this anapindua mapua akiuliza ‘mbona sasa umeleta hii’.I changed my modus operandi, I became unpredictable. She doesn’t know what mood I will be in when I get home and since she doesn’t want to risk, she walks like she’s on eggshells. Meanwhile I alternate between being good when she’s expecting I will be in a foul mood. And being bad wherever she’s expecting I will be in a fine mood. That way, balance is restored in my birrionaire abode.
Usiwahi wacha mwanamke akusome. You will cry in the toilet.

WORD!

[Afro]

@Ice_Cube

a talker here once said you should pee in the bed once in a while to assert dominance within the four walls just like a wild animal :D:D

:D:D was it about ile story ya skid marks ama?

[Bingi]

@Afro

:D:D was it about ile story ya skid marks ama?

@Nananimpa njoo kiasi

[Bingi]

@Rene Descartes

Sina hekaya. lakini since my girl is getting employed for the first time I have such worries which are of course legitimate.

:D:D:D:D…some bosses r evil. Imagine a married woman being fcuked by her supervisor during night shift while her hubby (who is a KK security employee) yupo langoni akiilinda hiyo kampuni

[system]

@vnv

:eek::eek::eek:
@introvert

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Nimecheka yangu yote.
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[Koolibah]

@Mathaais

For once Bangaiza I agree with you 100%.Long time ago I used to act all lovey dovey, carry treats home every evening till nikaona mwanamke ameanza mazoeano. If I went with this anapindua mapua akiuliza ‘mbona sasa umeleta hii’.I changed my modus operandi, I became unpredictable. She doesn’t know what mood I will be in when I get home and since she doesn’t want to risk, she walks like she’s on eggshells. Meanwhile I alternate between being good when she’s expecting I will be in a foul mood. And being bad wherever she’s expecting I will be in a fine mood. That way, balance is restored in my birrionaire abode.
Usiwahi wacha mwanamke akusome. You will cry in the toilet.

mazoeano huleta mauwano