What will you do when such an animal tries to enter into your house....goshh

[system]

@captain obvious

Kuna cuzo wangu alinisimulia siku moja vile alikua anatafuta viatu chini ya bed. Sasa siunajua vile mtu huwa lazy kuinama kuangalia chini ya kitanda? Akaingiza tu mkono akaanza kuguzaguza floor akitafuta viatu. At some point akajipata anaguza kitu slippery, anajaribu kufikiria ni nini yeye huwa nayo yenye iko na smooth slippery texture hivo, anashindwa. Meanwhile bado tu anaipapasa. At some point he got too curious and looked under the bed. Aliniambia ile kuruka aliruka, karibu agonge ceiling board.
Kumbe ni kinyoka kilikua hapo chini kinaejoy tu kupapaswa.

Shait by the way what you don’t know doesn’t harm you

[epoch]

Maajabu haya

[slevyn]

o_O
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[epoch]

@KinduKiega

@Fala 12 shindwe

Fala kwelikweli, hata sio mara 12, ni mara 90 kama unga

[Gustavo]

1. Hold the joint just after your palm using your other hand itatulia then call some to hit then head…
2. if not so shika kwa mkia Na utupe nje at full speed…
3. Call wale wasee Na Nat Geo uwa wanazishika zikiwa alive

[pamba]

@coldpilsner

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Ill probably find an axe and cut the shit out of that fucking cobra…

Wewe unaona ni adui na ching waa anaona meal inahepa?

[Bonash]

haha gosh is more umamaish

[4makind]

Shait… thats some scary shiet.

[Mathaais]

@amun

Me : i would have shot the snake , every single floor tile in the house within a 10 meter radius of the snake and everything else within that radius just to make sure it was dead dead

Wreck the whole house coz of a snake. You grab it by the tail and chuck it out of the house.

[Mathaais]

@amun

Me : i would have shot the snake , every single floor tile in the house within a 10 meter radius of the snake and everything else within that radius just to make sure it was dead dead

Wreck the whole house coz of a snake. You grab it by the tail and chuck it out of the house.

[coldpilsner]

@Mathaais

Wreck the whole house coz of a snake. You grab it by the tail and chuck it out of the house.

What happened was, the snake got into the house and hid inside, they had to call firefighters. The snake was found 3 days later hiding in one of the closet…

Mind you thar snake is venomous touching it wrongly can send you to death immediately

[coldpilsner]

@4makind

Shait… thats some scary shiet.

The most scary part was how the snake was aggressive

[coldpilsner]

@slevyn

o_O
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Lol

[coldpilsner]

@Bonash

haha gosh is more umamaish

Kama umamani ufala then ur mother is the threshold of ufala

[M-Pesa]

@Gustavo

3. Call wale wasee Na Nat Geo uwa wanazishika zikiwa alive

:D:D and am sure the snake will be there chillin with u just waiting for Nat Geo to arrive

[4makind]

@Mathaais

Wreck the whole house coz of a snake. You grab it by the tail and chuck it out of the house.

@coldpilsner

The most scary part was how the snake was aggressive

I had a similar encounter last week with a smaller shiny black version… about 3 feet … It was in a constricted area so it got a chance to escape ikaingia kwa drainage pipe ya bafu ya nje that no one uses… nikajaribu kuchoma pieces of rubber, pouring kerosene, engine oil, ikawa haitoki… so I have now blocked both ends of this drainage pipe trapping it there. I don’t know how long a snake can live without feeding…I want to give it 2 months or so

[Old_Monk]

Could be a pet snake and a little bit of acting.

Ingekuwa kwangu I would slash it.

[Grundy]

@coldpilsner

when i was small a snake creeped into the bed i was sleeping and coiled itself there in order to get some warmth

Jesus Christ!!! What did you do?

[Grundy]

@Chifu

I was fearing to complete reading this message. My cuzo ni stori na kinyoka kikubwa kuhang kwa trusses. Alifungua mlango kikaspit right on her eyes.

SHAIT

[system]

@4makind

I had a similar encounter last week with a smaller shiny black version… about 3 feet … It was in a constricted area so it got a chance to escape ikaingia kwa drainage pipe ya bafu ya nje that no one uses… nikajaribu kuchoma pieces of rubber, pouring kerosene, engine oil, ikawa haitoki… so I have now blocked both ends of this drainage pipe trapping it there. I don’t know how long a snake can live without feeding…I want to give it 2 months or so

Deep down your heart you are convinced that the serpent will die.Una roho coz if it were me i wouldnt be comfortable till i see its dead body