dude
December 28, 2017, 7:57am
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Nilianza kula dem in a non-tinted car kwa parking hapo westy. Tukashikwa na karao. Parted with 5k. They drove me and even waited niende kuwithdraw from an ATM
Desoto
December 28, 2017, 8:11am
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Wacha insecurity ndogo ndogo. What is wrong with dancing with an elderly lady?
Bingi
December 28, 2017, 8:58am
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kuna siku nilinunua gibleys nikatumia guinness as a diluent, then autopilot mode set in…wueh!
kwido
December 28, 2017, 9:00am
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I can remember some years back nililewa mbaya sana pale Apollo bar Changamwe. Akili ikanionyesha niishie huko florida. Nikaabiri tuk tuk mpaka huko. Baada ya kushika bia ya Kwanza, niliingia Kwa dance floor na kushikilia Kunguru fulani. Baadaye nilielekea nyumbani na huyo Kunguru na kushiriki ngono naye. Asubuhi, kunguru ameanza kunielezea Story za wajukuu wake! Siku hizi mimi huenda mama ngina ku-relax tu, siwezi kanyanga hiyo Florida.
dude
December 28, 2017, 9:07am
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I was in Capetown a while back with a few friends i met there. I decided to drink their wine before we go out kulewa vizuri. I remember telling them wine is drunk by ladies in my country, and i downed two bottles of dry white wine.
Bingi
December 28, 2017, 9:59am
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dude:
Maliza hekaya
wacha nimalize pombe boss, hekayas need a sober mind
conoiseur:
When I got my first job I was once invited to a drinking spree on a Friday by my boys. So wajamaa wakaamua kuenda pale Smallworld kuangalia madhambi za huko ndani. Mimi in my drunken stupor tulikuwa na crew mzima pale kwa ile room ya VIP huko ndani. The strippers walikuwa wakiingia wanatoka. Nakumbuka vile kunguru mmoja ilikuwa imekalia kwa jeans yangu nikiiambia vile imeiva design ya Jhene Aiko. Asubuhi niliiangalia iyo jeans nikashidwa nikama mtu alitema kikohozi juu yangu. Kuangalia kioo mdomo imejaa lipstick ya kunguru. My very classy hoodie which I had bought kutoka kwa exhibition ilikuwa inannuka strain mbaya sana ya mkojo. Hii ndo ile time pale VIP kunguru zilikuwa zinasema ati zinasquirt, kumbe zinakojolea walevi
https://i.giphy.com/media/yHzjWaFhRpdO8/giphy.gif
WuTang
December 28, 2017, 10:43am
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conoiseur:
When I got my first job I was once invited to a drinking spree on a Friday by my boys. So wajamaa wakaamua kuenda pale Smallworld kuangalia madhambi za huko ndani. Mimi in my drunken stupor tulikuwa na crew mzima pale kwa ile room ya VIP huko ndani. The strippers walikuwa wakiingia wanatoka. Nakumbuka vile kunguru mmoja ilikuwa imekalia kwa jeans yangu nikiiambia vile imeiva design ya Jhene Aiko. Asubuhi niliiangalia iyo jeans nikashidwa nikama mtu alitema kikohozi juu yangu. Kuangalia kioo mdomo imejaa lipstick ya kunguru. My very classy hoodie which I had bought kutoka kwa exhibition ilikuwa inannuka strain mbaya sana ya mkojo. Hii ndo ile time pale VIP kunguru zilikuwa zinasema ati zinasquirt, kumbe zinakojolea walevi
:D:D:D:D:D. Unapatia @cortedivoire material ya Take the Pole.
Grundy
December 28, 2017, 12:55pm
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:D:D:D:D…huyo mjamaa kwa hiyo gif analia ama anacheka?
Anarepresent my sadness snd anguish at the guys’ story, hehehe.
He he he he… Ever woke up in a ditch with flowing storm waters? Head resting on a stone? In boxers? Eldoret ilinionesha mambo my four years in college
Zee
December 28, 2017, 1:30pm
34
kuna a very old thread yenye iko na hizi story
system
December 28, 2017, 3:55pm
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I was wondering the same. His GIFs are normally funny.@Grundy , I know I know what I owe you.
system
December 28, 2017, 4:01pm
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Grundy:
YES YOU DO!!!
Be patient. Good things come to those who wait…kikikikiki…
WuTang
December 28, 2017, 4:56pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pX8xz7MSi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAVW_nXqq8
Anaitwa Rocky Lockridge, a former boxer. He knocked out Roger Mayweather, TMT’s uncle. His story is really sad.
Grundy
December 28, 2017, 5:27pm
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The first video is hilarious but the second one almost brought tears to my eyes…damn.
Zee
December 28, 2017, 6:06pm
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