What's the most fucked up thing a guest did in your house?

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I knew where that was going the minute I started reading :D:D:D:D:D

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Na aliipimia vinoma, ikaingia. What a task it must have been!

da fuq?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

hehehe…kali!

floaters are just stubborn like that, doesn’t matter if you are from ocha or Runda hivi hivi…dawa yake ni bucket ya maji…

Watu wa net ya office wamalize kuktalk kabla watoke work.
You leave the village to the owners.
Siku za mwizi ni 40.

that’s really terrible, I bet you continued pumping until you came, only to discover later how disgusting and filthy the situation had degenerated

Kwani she was a hedgehog? Thats what they do

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They are usually brought about by some certain foods. Sijui exactly ni chakula gani? Whther Runda or Slums…Ukikula utakuwa na floaters?

you cant stop in the middle…whether ameshit ame haja shit…

Its seems your major beef is that your silk sheets had shit on them and they were brand new,really niccur

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[INDENT]MAFI YA MAPERA NI FIAM [/INDENT]

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What is this about bra?

leviticus 18:22

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si ni uchokozi na majivuno tu…and while we are at it- why do some people always have one answer ati “umbwa ww”- is it intellectual vacuity?

I don’t wear one so it you be polite to ask…
I am forgetting.
Hopeing to earn a Greenwich

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D