When 3 corners = a penalty

[Meria_Mata]

@kah tony

Naona meria umepewa ktalk year end bonus…content unamwaga kumwaga after tuseme 2019 haturudi

Lazima shamba ipaliliwe

[tombayeye]

@Meria Mata

Watoto Wa sku hizi ni softie, before uhepe him chino ngoto/ua kuna kadhaa zimeland alafu unatolewa @123tokambio

nishai kuwa self imposed house arrest sato na sunday kule calif,after maboys wangu waniwekee wanted,complete na picha ya makaa kwa wall after niponyoke chobo ngoto.Ile ilikua suicide kuingoja.Good 'ol days man

[tombayeye]

@123tokambio

If your team left the game early the other team was left behind recovering the lost scores. Asubuhi unasikia “tuliwashinda 60 - 26” Yaani majamaa wanafunga, then wanachukua ball, wanaanzia tu hapo Kwa goal yenu kufunga zingine. Kisha unaiskia mwingine anaongezea " Na leo bado tunaendelea, hakuna kuanza game fresh"…

umegrowia wapi wewe fossil? hii ilikua standard kila jioni after chuo,hatukua na ma homework za kishenzi,unarudi home jioni ukistrategize vile utarecover 106 goals sa hio wewe ndio keeper,squad yako inakamia ambush so lazima mulipishe.At time goal zime accumulate over the week so sato ni mauano,by 8.30 hivi 9 a.m tuko kwa kakiwanja come rain come dust trying to equalize 720-45 goals:D:D:D

[Meria_Mata]

@Tom Bayeye

umegrowia wapi wewe fossil? hii ilikua standard kila jioni after chuo,hatukua na ma homework za kishenzi,unarudi home jioni ukistrategize vile utarecover 106 goals sa hio wewe ndio keeper,squad yako inakamia ambush so lazima mulipishe.At time goal zime accumulate over the week so sato ni mauano,by 8.30 hivi 9 a.m tuko kwa kakiwanja come rain come dust trying to equalize 720-45 goals:D:D:D

FIFA should have come here for rules, our games were very exciting

[M-Pesa]

Kama umewahi kuwa goalkeeper alafu ukasukumiwa nduki straight kwa bolingo inua mkono tafasari :D:D:D moreso kama unakumbuka the hellish pain that came with the ordeal inua zote mbili

[x-trail]

@Tom Bayeye

Alafu inaescalate with the losing team going for chobo ua…it was here that i exited ju ilikua mobjustice from both sides…even your best friend kicks your butt

Chobo UA hapo hata usain bolt alikua anajua kuna competitor because ile nduki utatoka wacha tu

[Doc_Oga]

Only darkness forces abandonment of a match.

[Doc_Oga]

Na hakukua kunakosa kadame tomboy kanaingia kwa uwanja na hakachezewi rough, Ole wako kakuchenge ama kakupige chobo.

[Meria_Mata]

@Doc Oga

Na hakukua kunakosa kadame tomboy kanaingia kwa uwanja na hakachezewi rough, Ole wako kakuchenge ama kakupige chobo.

Bado nacheka nikisoma hii thread
Kama tungekua na ref angekua anauliwa
Dead meat kabisa

[mbaweuwetom]

@Meria Mata

Don’t hit the ball with your toes

Ilikuwa ndole

[mbaweuwetom]

@Meria Mata

Football Rules of our childhood
1-the fat is always the keeper
2-the game ends only if all players are tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no matter the score, the team that scores the last goal wins the game
4-there is no referee
5-only if it is serious
6-if the owner of the ball gets angry the game is over
7-the 2 best players can’t play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players
8-if you are chosen the last one is a humiliation
9-if there is penalty the keeper is replaced by the best player of his team and says “not for good” to mean that after the penalty, the keeper returns to his post
10-when the ball comes out of the playground to a remote destination, it’s the hitter who’s going to get the ball
11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball
12-to start a game we always said “PREE” with our mouths, the game begins"
13-to distinguish teams, a team should play shirtless
14- you kick the ball in the air to start a match
15- Its all massive attack, massive defence
16- Remember the owner of the Ball is FIFA
17- No offside
18-if your Mom calls u , someone can be playing for you and when you return you continue
If you’ve been through this like me, you can also add yours

Chobo and kanzu ilikuwa kubwa kuliko bao

[Micymas]

Hakuna kwekea mwenzako heel. Tulikuwa tunaita kwambira ndiira

[Nattydread]

@Meria Mata

11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball

Fundamental rule.

[Nattydread]

@GGrass

Game ina chezwa na feelings, uki kasirika you change and play against your team, hapana tambua chieth

Rule ya Wamafeelings binafsi…

[Nattydread]

@M-Pesa

Kama umewahi kuwa goalkeeper alafu ukasukumiwa nduki straight kwa bolingo inua mkono tafasari :D:D:D moreso kama unakumbuka the hellish pain that came with the ordeal inua zote mbili

Yaani wewe ulikuwa ka-fatty, according to Rule #1?

[system]

How do you remember all these silly rules so clearly?
The last goal decided who won

[bouss]

Halafu the useless players always insisted on one-touch. Ukikosa kupassiwa ball feelings kibao unaanza kucheza peke yako.

[M-Pesa]

@Nattydread

Yaani wewe ulikuwa ka-fatty, according to Rule #1?

Not at all ni vile kwetu hyo rule haikuwa strict saana so anyone could be a goalkeeper

[Osiris]

Ukupita through goal stones ya opposing team unaminus bao moja from your team.

[Electronics4u]

When an adult was passing through the ‘field’ game inawekwa pause mpaka apite.