When I was a young lad....

[WuTang]

@badworries

was stayin in a bedsitter with my mum huko eastleigh. One day she came home early, kufungua mlango akapata niki dry fry poko. Alifunga mlango akaenda akawachia mama mboga pesa n she dissapeared for 1 week

Hapo ulikosa heshima buda. There is an unwritten rule: Do not df your gf or poko in your parent’s house.

[The.Black.Templar]

@Penologist

mine was in 2013, I had had downloaded some ngwati onto my phone then nikasahau kudelete,I went to pay my uncle who sees me as a role model to his children. He asked to use my phone alipomaliza, he went to see the features and guess what, alienda kwa video player akapata gwati. Most embarrassing thing is that it was full volume. he struggled kuzima in futility had I akatoa battery na kunirudishia phone. We never talked about it and pretended nothing happened. from that day ni kuona na kudelete

Funny but I think that belongs here http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/has-this-ever-happened-to-you.6052/#post-87672

[shocks]

@Purr_27

Ufisi ulianza mapema

its inate, ka instinct that tells you that you need to make things happen but you don’t know what exactly

[shocks]

@The.Black.Templar

Damn nigga, that was diabolical!

nigga, I had to google “diabolical”
well kids are just like grown ups, finesse tu ndio hawana

[kijanamrefu]

@badworries

was stayin in a bedsitter with my mum huko eastleigh. One day she came home early, kufungua mlango akapata niki dry fry poko. Alifunga mlango akaenda akawachia mama mboga pesa n she dissapeared for 1 week

:D:D:D WHAT THE FUCK???:mad:

[Penologist]

@The.Black.Templar

Funny but I think that belongs here http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/has-this-ever-happened-to-you.6052/#post-87672 [/QUOT rectified

[kalel]

I watched the rapture movie way back when vans used to come to the hood and kids gather around a wall where the said film would be projected…sikulala three nights coz I thought mum would be taken

[Ice_Cube]

after reading the Story of the Greek guy that tried to fly to another island I think it was class five then the sun melted his wings, we devised a plan to make wings from banana leaves, we improvised some and I was the guinea pig that was supposed to go on top of the roof and jump. I did exactly that but fell with a thud and a stick almost gouged through my thigh

[gashwin]

@badworries

was stayin in a bedsitter with my mum huko eastleigh. One day she came home early, kufungua mlango akapata niki dry fry poko. Alifunga mlango akaenda akawachia mama mboga pesa n she dissapeared for 1 week

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[nairobilay]

@Ice_Cube

after reading the Story of the Greek guy that tried to fly to another island I think it was class five then the sun melted his wings, we devised a plan to make wings from banana leaves, we improvised some and I was the guinea pig that was supposed to go on top of the roof and jump. I did exactly that but fell with a thud and a stick almost gouged through my thigh

:D:D idiot. If i was there im sure i would have told you we look for a kuku because we need real feathers.

[bluetooth]

Remember the days of hacksaw wrestling smashing people with a piece of wood and the wood used to break,we used to play wrestling so one day I was hacksaw,I hit my bro with a piece of wood expecting ivunjike,the guy fainted,ile kichapo niliona baadaye sikurudi wrestling tena

[shocks]

@kalel

I watched the rapture movie way back when vans used to come to the hood and kids gather around a wall where the said film would be projected…sikulala three nights coz I thought mum would be taken

thats the one thing I hate about religion, they use scare tactics and indoctrination on young kids to grow their nos. Thats the only age you can get new adherents in droves. Try telling a man whose mental faculties are intact and who has never heard of the abrahamic religions that your god has a son or your god is a trinity and no wife, he will look at you funny

[anon18059438]

@badworries

was stayin in a bedsitter with my mum huko eastleigh. One day she came home early, kufungua mlango akapata niki dry fry poko. Alifunga mlango akaenda akawachia mama mboga pesa n she dissapeared for 1 week

:eek::eek::eek:What happened afterwards?

[The.Black.Templar]

@bluetooth

Remember the days of hacksaw wrestling smashing people with a piece of wood and the wood used to break,we used to play wrestling so one day I was hacksaw,I hit my bro with a piece of wood expecting ivunjike,the guy fainted,ile kichapo niliona baadaye sikurudi wrestling tena

hahahaha that’s just too funny. pole kwa your bro

[system]

I used to believe the myth about “njùrùri” ( i don’t know the English name) and big boobs. Ati if njùrùri bites my nipples then I’ll get big boobs. Zile njùrùri zimeniuma nipples:mad::mad:wacha tu.

[nairobilay]

@Unicorn

I used to believe the myth about “njùrùri” ( i don’t know the English name) and big boobs. Ati if njùrùri bites my nipples then I’ll get big boobs. Zile njùrùri zimeniuma nipples:mad::mad:wacha tu.

Wifey told me that same story…are you my wife and i just dont know? :rolleyes:

[system]

@nairobilay

Wifey told me that same story…are you my wife and i just dont know? :rolleyes:

:D:D:D:Dyou never know.

[byro]

@shocks

Had a crush on a ka neighbour girl, one day their parents were not around so they left the kids and keys in our house. I hid the keys thinking it would force the family to sleep in our house and I would be let to sleep with girl. Their dad broke the door after the search for the keys proved futile. After this I knew my plan had not worked and I played my small bro into believing he found the lost keys

Ufisi at its best…

[system]

@Unicorn

I used to believe the myth about “njùrùri” ( i don’t know the English name) and big boobs. Ati if njùrùri bites my nipples then I’ll get big boobs. Zile njùrùri zimeniuma nipples:mad::mad:wacha tu.

hehehe nilisoma kwa insider ya bro that dem akiona an oldman taking a piss then one boob will grow larger than the other. kuenda shule were being taught superstitions in an English class. sasa mwalimu akauliza some of the superstitions that we know of, i said that while staring at her boobs( she was kedu twenty kitu) . that was the end of her asking me questions and the end of that lesson. watu walijua niko na tabia mbaya yet innocently answered the question asked

[Mathaais]

@badworries

was stayin in a bedsitter with my mum huko eastleigh. One day she came home early, kufungua mlango akapata niki dry fry poko. Alifunga mlango akaenda akawachia mama mboga pesa n she dissapeared for 1 week

So its safe to assume your mum also went to be DFed for a week?