when she dreams

[Natteous]

@Hash_Tag

face unlock or retina eye scanner ? whih phone was that?

HTC one vx…

[Willy_Matadi]

@nightmare

I have been in a relationship for a year. I can’t really complain…it’s been fair enough…not my Cinderella story, anyway for all you guys who don’t understand why your chics won’t forget things you did months ago,rather centuries ago, I will freely give you the reason why. You can thank me later
speaking from experience, she may have had a dream that you we’re cheating. By dream I am referring to imagination, a text she saw, lipstick on your shirt, perfume from that lady(probably a whore from some cheap club). Basically the obvious signs that you thought you had covered up and most importantly don’t forget that it can actually be a dream.
Any of the above will make her remember all you have done to her before. Now depending on the type of person she is,you will get different reactions. From what I know, we have the type that will ignore it and wait until you are about to sleep,then PAP! goes the bombshell. What you thought to be a goodnight becomes another day of her screaming in your ear. Again we have the type that will wait until you in the shower and sneak up to you phone that has a password you are sure she does not know but she actually does(don’t full yourself) and then we have my type…
oh well I forgot where i was going with all this, but you get the picture right.
NIGHTMARE

In the shower, I can only empty myself on the toilet seat.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Hash_Tag

heh your fingerprint protected phone will be unlocked unless mtu hulala kama amekunja ngumi. a touch or pat on the finger is never enough to wake up some people unless you manipulate/stress the finger; that will wake em up

Yangu hawes fungua juu mi hulala kama nimewekerea mikono katikati ya miguu

[Hash_Tag]

@kush yule mnono

Yangu hawes fungua juu mi hulala kama nimewekerea mikono katikati ya miguu

hahah kush hiyo pose ya kulala kaa umeeka mkono katikati ya mguu hua funny sana lazima mtu aishe akiona mtu amelala hivo… but can you manage from night until morning? kwanza vile mtu akianza kulala hujipata in a very different position akiamka. unless umejikunja kwa ki-sofa!!

[Mrs4thletter]

@Natteous

I kwanza ni rahisi sana…nlishawai eka face unlock na pin as back up…b*tch ilingoja nkalala nkiwa mlevu, ikaamka na kuifungua na face yangu…

Ahahahahaha

[Tiondo]

Wangu aliompa my fon atumie kwa internet, i felt safe coz txt, watsap etc ziko na pasword, side dish ika watsp 'majirani hawako si usneak? ’ at 10pm, nikadoz, morning nikapata hio txt nikareply n deleted, after job kuingia story ni, swt ebu sneak kitchen u see ths that, sneak bedrm, sneak nje, everytn sneak sneak sneak… Then it dawnd on me tht when a txt ikiingia ka preview reading hutokelezea pale juu!!! NILIACHWA

[tm_wa_klist]

:D:D alisneak relationship

@Tiondo

Wangu aliompa my fon atumie kwa internet, i felt safe coz txt, watsap etc ziko na pasword, side dish ika watsp 'majirani hawako si usneak? ’ at 10pm, nikadoz, morning nikapata hio txt nikareply n deleted, after job kuingia story ni, swt ebu sneak kitchen u see ths that, sneak bedrm, sneak nje, everytn sneak sneak sneak… Then it dawnd on me tht when a txt ikiingia ka preview reading hutokelezea pale juu!!! NILIACHWA

[Nananimpa]

Bingwa, u need to start knitting sweaters as a new hobby! That will keep ur fingers occupied and save the village alot of headache!:mad::rolleyes:

[MISCHIEF]

@Nananimpa

Bingwa, u need to start knitting sweaters as a new hobby! That will keep ur fingers occupied and save the village alot of headache!:mad::rolleyes:

sasa waithera? inakuaje ile mbisha ya tumguu twako?

[Nananimpa]

@MISCHIEF

sasa waithera? inakuaje ile mbisha ya tumguu twako?

Huh?

[MISCHIEF]

@Nananimpa

Huh?

leta mbisha yako

[Nananimpa]

@MISCHIEF

leta mbisha yako

Nilikwambia utafute kwa hizi streets ukiikosa uende ukikauka! Its not important…those who were meant to see it saw it. Tusonge mbele ndio tujenge taifa!

[MISCHIEF]

@Nananimpa

Nilikwambia utafute kwa hizi streets ukiikosa uende ukikauka! Its not important…those who were meant to see it saw it. Tusonge mbele ndio tujenge taifa!

SAITAN! MBISHA ITAKUJA NA KUMA? ACHA NIKAUKAGE

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Hash_Tag

hahah kush hiyo pose ya kulala kaa umeeka mkono katikati ya mguu hua funny sana lazima mtu aishe akiona mtu amelala hivo… but can you manage from night until morning? kwanza vile mtu akianza kulala hujipata in a very different position akiamka. unless umejikunja kwa ki-sofa!!

Mujamaa … mi huenjoy usingizi yangu mbaya. Nikijiekelea ni hadi morning alarm ikianza kuwika. Nishazoea

[Nananimpa]

@MISCHIEF

SAITAN! MBISHA ITAKUJA NA KUMA? ACHA NIKAUKAGE

Get a life! Meffi!

[pamba]

@Natteous

I kwanza ni rahisi sana…nlishawai eka face unlock na pin as back up…b*tch ilingoja nkalala nkiwa mlevu, ikaamka na kuifungua na face yangu…

Narokotwa

[kush_yule_mnono]

@MISCHIEF

SAITAN! MBISHA ITAKUJA NA KUMA? ACHA NIKAUKAGE

@Nananimpa

Get a life! Meffi!

Na hii kijiji leo mumekunywa nini? You 2 need to get a room asap

[Nananimpa]

@kush yule mnono

Na hii kijiji leo mumekunywa nini? You 2 need to get a room asap

Kush hii meffi inaitisha mbisha yangu kama vita. Nashindwa kama hivi ndivyo yeye huitisha vitu kama kuma yeye hupewa!

[Koolibah]

@Tiondo

Wangu aliompa my fon atumie kwa internet, i felt safe coz txt, watsap etc ziko na pasword, side dish ika watsp 'majirani hawako si usneak? ’ at 10pm, nikadoz, morning nikapata hio txt nikareply n deleted, after job kuingia story ni, swt ebu sneak kitchen u see ths that, sneak bedrm, sneak nje, everytn sneak sneak sneak… Then it dawnd on me tht when a txt ikiingia ka preview reading hutokelezea pale juu!!! NILIACHWA

Deactivate hio notification kua visible when locked

[MISCHIEF]

@Nananimpa

Kush hii meffi inaitisha mbisha yangu kama vita. Nashindwa kama hivi ndivyo yeye huitisha vitu kama kuma yeye hupewa!

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