when you are married to an "evil wife"

[kalel]

Wahh, hii nikama kupigiwa story na muthama na junet at the same time… Sijaelewa lolote… RWNEBP

[system]

How is the wife evil?

[Lucky_Luciano]

@MBOMB

Your friend’s wife got a second black church gate pregnant???..naumwa na kichwa.

the PCEA driver made mama Winnie pregnant in 3 months outside Kengen offices and will be dismissed by death…

[Randy]

I am trying to make sense of this story but it’s making me dizzy…

[MegaKing]

Mi si nyiti vile huyu anasema.

[gashwin]

@4makind

:D:D:D:D

Hapa kuna watu wangapi? Dereva, gospel singer, black gate…

weka flow chart ama pics with captions

eh, some teaching aids.

[Shiesty]

This is how I imagine trying to express myself after taking meth.

[Adeudeu]

Weka audio

[captain_obvious]

Mnalemea regional manager sana aki. Fungeni leso basi:
-Regional manager has a friend. Let’s call him Punda. Punda is a real kidinyi , but his wife is cool, she doesn’t raise hell over this.
-One Sunday, Mrs Punda asks her hubby to take her to her friend Mama Winnie’s place so they can visit a newborn baby. He reluctantly agrees.
-Kumbe the baby happens to be Punda’s!!! When the two women are done visiting and get back into the vehicle, they start talking shyet about the person who made the girl pregnant. The culprit, Mr Punda, pretends not to be interested in their udaku.
-Shit finally hits the fan for Punda Kidinyi. Our very own capable regional manager is requested to mediate. Mrs Punda claims that the baby’s granny has a toxic tongue, as in, if she commands death upon you, you will die. So she allegedly cursed the person who had impregnated her daughter. He’s to die in 3 months.
-Mrs Punda is furious, understandably. She’s threatening to bring in the newborn’s mother to her house as a second wife. Punda is employed by the church, if such a thing happened, he’d automatically lose his job. Mrs Punda on the other hand has a well paying job at KenGen so she doesn’t really care. Punda has a lot of begging to do. He’s in very very deep shit.

[gashwin]

@captain obvious

Mnalemea regional manager sana aki. Fungeni leso basi:
-Regional manager has a friend. Let’s call him Punda. Punda is a real kidinyi , but his wife is cool, she doesn’t raise hell over this.
-One Sunday, Mrs Punda asks her hubby to take her to her friend Mama Winnie’s place so they can visit a newborn baby. He reluctantly agrees.
-Kumbe the baby happens to be Punda’s!!! When the two women are done visiting and get back into the vehicle, they start talking shyet about the person who made the girl pregnant. The culprit, Mr Punda, pretends not to be interested in their udaku.
-Shit finally hits the fan for Punda Kidinyi. Our very own capable regional manager is requested to mediate. Mrs Punda claims that the baby’s granny has a toxic tongue, as in, if she commands death upon you, you will die. So she allegedly cursed the person who had impregnated her daughter. He’s to die in 3 months.
-Mrs Punda is furious, understandably. She’s threatening to bring in the newborn’s mother to her house as a second wife. Punda is employed by the church, if such a thing happened, he’d automatically lose his job. Mrs Punda on the other hand has a well paying job at KenGen so she doesn’t really care. Punda has a lot of begging to do. He’s in very very deep shit.

na sasa kwa nini regional hangeelezea tu hivi? but we understand not everyone can make a griot…

[mundu_mulosi]

He he he, I thought ni mimi sishiki juu ya mahesabu mingi nimefanya leo hadi nimerudia kusoma.

@Mathaais hiyo sweep ni kali.

[system]

:D:D Unasema ninj rejonol manager

[system]

@captain obvious

Mnalemea regional manager sana aki. Fungeni leso basi:
-Regional manager has a friend. Let’s call him Punda. Punda is a real kidinyi , but his wife is cool, she doesn’t raise hell over this.
-One Sunday, Mrs Punda asks her hubby to take her to her friend Mama Winnie’s place so they can visit a newborn baby. He reluctantly agrees.
-Kumbe the baby happens to be Punda’s!!! When the two women are done visiting and get back into the vehicle, they start talking shyet about the person who made the girl pregnant. The culprit, Mr Punda, pretends not to be interested in their udaku.
-Shit finally hits the fan for Punda Kidinyi. Our very own capable regional manager is requested to mediate. Mrs Punda claims that the baby’s granny has a toxic tongue, as in, if she commands death upon you, you will die. So she allegedly cursed the person who had impregnated her daughter. He’s to die in 3 months.
-Mrs Punda is furious, understandably. She’s threatening to bring in the newborn’s mother to her house as a second wife. Punda is employed by the church, if such a thing happened, he’d automatically lose his job. Mrs Punda on the other hand has a well paying job at KenGen so she doesn’t really care. Punda has a lot of begging to do. He’s in very very deep shit.

Something still not clear. So, is it mama Winnie who was impregnated, or is it Winnie, ama its a daughter to a friend to mama Winnie?

And how did they know its punda kidinyi responsible?

@Adeudeu pls clarify.

[Chiefkiumbe]

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[MyStyle]

Hekaya iko tops. Driver gets pregnant in the car behind black PCEA gate, as reported by the old lady whose property was stolen during a hold up pale Kengen

[mundu_mulosi]

@MyStyle

Hekaya iko tops. Driver gets pregnant in the car behind black PCEA gate, as reported by the old lady whose property was stolen during a hold up pale Kengen

Nimesoma mara mbili nikatoka firii.

[The_brave]

Seems a good hekaya but @wonderful wonder just write in your mother tongue we will somehow find a translater… I thought I was alone till I read the comments. :D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@MyStyle

Hekaya iko tops. Driver gets pregnant in the car behind black PCEA gate, as reported by the old lady whose property was stolen during a hold up pale Kengen

:D:D
This makes perfect sense.
Unda app ya kuelewa Wonderfool utuuzie.

[system]

@wonderful wonder

I have this friend of mine who knows no boundaries when it comes to removing pants, his wife knows he sleeps around but she won’t do a thing, …once in a while, the dude will be involved in fracas involving two " cats", but the lady back at home won’t do a thing.

last Sunday but one, a cool afternoon in Naivasha, and the lady comes from church singing some gospel tunes. begs the burger to drop her at " Mama Winnie place wakasalimie mgeni…aka chai wa mwana, the dude drives his wife with a lot of Harakisha naenda kuwatch mpira.The couple picks Mama Winnie and there they go, believe or not, after a few, ingilia hapa, Ingilia hapa, the car stops outside a black gate in a small place called Gituamba, the lady was there to “greet a visitor” whose father was our today’s driver aka her husband, they begged him to wait for a few minutes, he agreed, after a few minutes the two ladies emerge and off the head back to Naivasha town…

The conversation in the car between Mrs. driver and Mama Winnie was like…haki, huyo ni mwanaume amelala na mtoto akampachika mimba, eeeh, imagine, haki mwanaume ka huyo hana akili…the dude was there pretending he is not hearing any of it…fast forward two weeks from then.

  I went to solve the stand off yesterday after the couple called me to be their Koffi Anan, the lady had told Mama Winnie that the grand mother to the new born had a "bad tongue".in one instance, thugs who attacked her home were gunned down 1 day after her ultimatum ended without return of her properties...(true story)  The old lady had cursed the man who slept with her daughter,threatning the dude with death in 3 months......the wife to our good driver had also said that she was contemplating on taking the gal into her house for care.

I have never seen a man so scared and promising anything to his wife, I looked at him and thought, “wewe umepatikana”, the wife has threatened to bring the gal home as the second wife,shida ni ya kwamba, the dude works with PCEA Church, that would mean automatic dismissal. The wife works with KenGen with a good pay.

Wonderfool regional maneja wa punguani ama ni wa mateja wa kisauni,tafathali mambo ya hekaya huwezan nayo,sijaelewa unasema nini andika kwa kisapere tu,nitatafsiri.

[Etigere]

Rewrite this shit, aint getting none of it… Peace